What are your favorite words for penis?

[elo]

Here are a few examples:

cock,dick,wang,bone, knob, bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang

[MrsKellyPierce]

Here are a few examples:

cock,dick,wang,bone, knob, bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang "pee-cacker", I just love saying mmm give me your big dick...I don't know why but the guy doesn't complain lol

[freak]

meat whistle, meat stick, meat Popsicle, spitting snake

[alphanumeric]

"I just call it Mr. Happy"

Robin Williams.

[wombat33]

Here are a few examples:

cock,dick,wang,bone, knob, bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang


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[praetor]

Here in Brazil, we use to say those words to mean penis: caralho, pica, pau, trolha, trojoba, piroca, cacete......

[Dino Velvet]

Like Norm MacDonald, I'll use any excuse to say the word "COCK!!!!!!"

[phxguy]

My favorite is tallywhacker. I heard that from the 1982 film "Porky's".

[Realgirls4me]

Hmmm, "trouser snake" was one I thought was rather clever early on. :)

[thorn]

"Prong" wasn't bad. I've also seen "princk" - is it Dutch?

[El Nino]

"Micro Machine" lol