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NYCe
09-20-2007, 01:36 AM
Thanks to the poster who sent me the 2 page PM regarding this :roll:
Anyway should it be renamed and if so to what?

timxxx
09-20-2007, 01:39 AM
Reasons for rename :?:

NYCe
09-20-2007, 01:40 AM
The vast majority of people who "earn" this rank know very little about Transsexuals.

BeardedOne
09-20-2007, 01:44 AM
Thanks to the poster who sent me the 2 page PM regarding this :roll:
Anyway should it be renamed and if so to what?

Two pages?!?

It wasn't me!

Do I have a rival?

Hmmm...

I haven't been a CTE for a while. What exactly is a Gold Poster? Do I get a cookie?

BeardedOne
09-20-2007, 01:45 AM
The vast majority of people who "earn" this rank know very little about Transsexuals.

True, true. Though I know more about them than I do about GGs. :roll:

BeardedOne
09-20-2007, 01:50 AM
The vast majority of people who "earn" this rank know very little about Transsexuals.

I was under the impression that rankings were given out for the amount of messages posted. How can you really verify how much experience any person has had with tgs?

References, always references.

Kinda like the Golden Globes. :)

trish
09-20-2007, 01:54 AM
it wasn't me. but now that you mention it, i'd rather be a HA.

timxxx
09-20-2007, 01:58 AM
The vast majority of people who "earn" this rank know very little about Transsexuals.
Maybe people who 'earn' the title shounld take a test :roll:


Nobody takes any notice of thoses titles

Cyclops
09-20-2007, 02:03 AM
Even if I was to meet and get to know every transexual in the world,I doubt that I could ever consider myself an expert

maybe it should be changed to certified tranny admirer

Mac_Hine
09-20-2007, 02:04 AM
For the love of everything good and pure post the PM. :popcorn

BeardedOne
09-20-2007, 02:06 AM
For the love of everything good and pure post the PM. :popcorn

We soooooooo wanna share it. :D

peggygee
09-20-2007, 02:07 AM
Thanks to the poster who sent me the 2 page PM regarding this :roll:
Anyway should it be renamed and if so to what?



The vast majority of people who "earn" this rank know very little about Transsexuals.

While I have been known to make lengthy and
pedantic posts, on this, that, and the other thing,
I solemnly affirm and attest that it wasn't me that
made the 2 page PM.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/witness.jpg

But yeah, I agree a number of CTE's do not warrant
that designation.

Quinn
09-20-2007, 02:11 AM
LMFAO… I’m just utterly amazed that someone actually cared enough about this “issue” to send you an unsolicited PM about it – let alone a two-page one. Talk about problems with prioritizing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

-Quinn

BeardedOne
09-20-2007, 02:16 AM
LMFAO… I’m just utterly amazed that someone actually cared enough about this “issue” to send you an unsolicited PM about it – let alone a two-page one. Talk about problems with prioritizing. :lol: :lol: :lol:

-Quinn

I swear to GAWD, it really wasn't me. :lol:



PS: "HA chat, the electric car of chat rooms."? Does Ed Begley, Jr. know about us? :lol: :lol:

Quinn
09-20-2007, 02:17 AM
For the love of everything good and pure post the PM. :popcorn

Capital idea. I'm willing to bet it would be hysterical.

-Quinn

P.S. Come on, B1; we know it was you. Fess up already before we have one of the forum's lovely ladies "interrogate" you.

NYCe
09-20-2007, 02:18 AM
For the love of everything good and pure post the PM. :popcorn

As much as this board enjoys drama, I'll refrain from posting the PM in question.

BeardedOne
09-20-2007, 02:19 AM
For the love of everything good and pure post the PM. :popcorn

As much as this board enjoys drama, I'll refrain from posting the PM in question.

Damn. :x

We'll just have to make it up, as we usually do. :lol:

hondarobot
09-20-2007, 02:23 AM
I think it should just go to a "One Star Poster, Two Star Poster", etc deal. That could eliminate the inevitable "assault of spam" that many new posters seem to go through while trying to get out of the "Rookie" category.

Either that or change CTE to "Lord Battle Wizard of Transmystic Lore". That would be amusing, if nothing else.

p.s. I totally wanna read that PM too. We might have to go Watergate on this one.

:)

SarahG
09-20-2007, 02:26 AM
Either that or change CTE to "Lord Battle Wizard of Transmystic Lore". That would be amusing, if nothing else.

Best idea EVER.

Mac_Hine
09-20-2007, 02:29 AM
As much as this board enjoys drama, I'll refrain from posting the PM in question.

:(

T5000
09-20-2007, 02:33 AM
I think it should just go to a "One Star Poster, Two Star Poster", etc deal. That could eliminate the inevitable "assault of spam" that many new posters seem to go through while trying to get out of the "Rookie" category.

Either that or change CTE to "Lord Battle Wizard of Transmystic Lore". That would be amusing, if nothing else.

p.s. I totally wanna read that PM too. We might have to go Watergate on this one.

:)That would not eliminate anything because the post spammers would just try and get star points. I say just get rid of the ranks altogether because alot of you here are just post counters. Just keep the date that the member joined thats all.

Quinn
09-20-2007, 02:36 AM
Either that or change CTE to "Lord Battle Wizard of Transmystic Lore". That would be amusing, if nothing else.

Best idea EVER.

Agreed. Since we can't actually see the PM, how about granting the poster what the want: a change of title. I also vote for Honda's idea to change the title of CTE to the following:

Lord Battle Wizard of Transmystic Lore

-Quinn

BeardedOne
09-20-2007, 02:43 AM
P.S. Come on, B1; we know it was you. Fess up already before we have one of the forum's lovely ladies "interrogate" you.

Er...Would this include the "Anal Probe" method of torture? Do I get to pick my interrogators?

:D


Either that or change CTE to "Lord Battle Wizard of Transmystic Lore". That would be amusing, if nothing else.

I like that. We need to be amused.


Since we can't actually see the PM, how about granting the poster what the want: a change of title.

Yah, that way we'll =KNOW= who it was. :D

NYCe
09-20-2007, 02:45 AM
:)That would not eliminate anything because the post spammers would just try and get star points. I say just get rid of the ranks altogether because alot of you here are just post counters. Just keep the date that the member joined thats all.[/quote]

Thanks evilash.

Mac_Hine
09-20-2007, 02:45 AM
How about just posting the PM without the name, and let us guess who the crazy person is?

NYCe
09-20-2007, 02:47 AM
How about just posting the PM without the name, and let us guess who the crazy person is?

Last replied to by moderator who didn't feel like getting a drama filled PM Sep 17, 2007 2:00 am

Mac_Hine
09-20-2007, 02:49 AM
Last replied to by moderator who didn't feel like getting a drama filled PM Sep 17, 2007 2:00 am

hahahah gotcha.

BeardedOne
09-20-2007, 02:49 AM
How about just posting the PM without the name, and let us guess who the crazy person is?

Ooh, a contest! :D


I say just get rid of the ranks altogether because alot of you here are just post counters.

Well, even though I have 4283 posts...Oops....4284, I am personally not a post counter. :wink:

Though, seriously, it gives me pause to think that I said anything 4283...4284...4285 times.

Odelay
09-20-2007, 02:59 AM
How about correlating join date with # of posts and make a new category called:

NEEDS A REAL JOB

2754tim
09-20-2007, 03:25 AM
There Are Some People Who Post On Here Very Infrequently. When They Do They Are Very Wise,Smart,Concise And Sometimes Almost Magical.
It's Not The Quantity It's The Quality Of The Post.
Like NYCer Said, A Lot Of The "certified tranny experts" Really Don't Know
Anything About Trannys. They've Never Been With One And Pretty Much Live In Fantasy Land. Shit...Go Out And Get Laid. Take A Trip To New York And Go Get Your Cherry Popped By Allanah or Jennifer.

Hara_Juku Tgirl
09-20-2007, 03:35 AM
Thanks to the poster who sent me the 2 page PM regarding this :roll:
Anyway should it be renamed and if so to what?

As it should IMO. Alot of guys on here havent seen muchless been with a transexual therefore there should be another name/designation for people who reach a certain number of post. ;)

Maybe "forum vip" or something to that effect. :P OR "Certified Tranny Addict"! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

T5000
09-20-2007, 03:48 AM
:)That would not eliminate anything because the post spammers would just try and get star points. I say just get rid of the ranks altogether because alot of you here are just post counters. Just keep the date that the member joined thats all.

Thanks evilash.[/quote]Yeahyahh

NYCe
09-20-2007, 03:49 AM
That screename sucked btw.

T5000
09-20-2007, 03:51 AM
That screename sucked btw.Not a fan of the evil dead?

alphanumeric
09-20-2007, 04:14 AM
Either that or change CTE to "Lord Battle Wizard of Transmystic Lore". That would be amusing, if nothing else.

Best idea EVER.

Seconded, Motion Carried!

whatsupwithat
09-20-2007, 05:06 AM
Wasn't me! :)

but i'm all for a change.

i like "vip member" or something like "seen it all".

ezed
09-20-2007, 06:33 AM
Hey! I'm a CTE! I've had experiences with T's. Leave me alone you racist bastards. I come from a family of junior posters. I earned my title and wear it like a badge (in the comfort of my own home).

However, I'm a reasonable man. I'll accept another designation.... such as "Emir of Shmoh"! "Great Wombat of the east" or "Another guy with too much time on his hands". but as a certified tranny expert, I take off my clothes, and put on my well pressed lab coat and enter this forum knowing the full weight of what this designation carries.

Ask me a question, I will place my stethescope on your genitals, and give you and "expert response". That's my responsibility as a CTE!!!!!

How about them RED SOX! They love to make it interesting, don't they?

whatsupwithat
09-20-2007, 06:52 AM
which reminds me...what is a certified tranny expert?

TJT
09-20-2007, 07:04 AM
I didn't want to read 4 pages so I'll ask;Has anyone suggested,"bored,unemployed and desperate'"? We could use the acronym,BUD,to keep it short.

mbf
09-20-2007, 08:32 AM
[quote=NYCe]
As it should IMO. Alot of guys on here havent seen muchless been with a transexual therefore there should be another name/designation for people who reach a certain number of post. ;)

Maybe "forum vip" or something to that effect. :P OR "Certified Tranny Addict"! LOL



I d go for "Chaser Apprentice"



other than that a change is high up in the "unnecessary charts"

partlycloudy
09-20-2007, 08:40 AM
change it to rogue adventurer.

CORVETTEDUDE
09-20-2007, 09:18 AM
OK, I like Rogue Adventurer. however, I acuse the PM faggot of being one of three things;
1. A Tree-hugging, Communist, Horse Cock sucking Faggot from Boulder, Colorado.
2. O.J. simpson's Attorney, or
3. A Piece-of-Shit Democrat!

There is also the possiblity, he/she is all three!

Jericho
09-20-2007, 11:09 AM
If yer going to bow to PC, how about "Post Whore", though, if it aint broke, don't fix it. You'll be changing the colours next! :shock:

hwbs
09-20-2007, 01:55 PM
i can guess who would make this pm...

hint... that person hasnt replied to this thread ,lol

CORVETTEDUDE
09-20-2007, 03:08 PM
I think most of us have a pretty good idea, just who the "Phantom PMer" might be. I'm really more concerned that "NYCe" didn't tell the whiner, FOAD. :shrug

Ecstatic
09-20-2007, 11:59 PM
CTE had a certain cachet a few years back when Mega was about the only one with 1000 posts, but with so many over 1000--2000--3000--hell, even 4000 now-- that day seems to have passed. I always liked the old forum fave, "Has No Life."

And Trish is CTE and not HA? What up wi' dat?

BeardedOne
09-21-2007, 12:11 AM
How about:

Hung Angel Sucker

:lol:

TomSelis
09-21-2007, 12:33 AM
People bitch about the dumbest things.

Ecstatic
09-21-2007, 02:42 AM
How about:

Hung Angel Sucker

:lol:
Hung Angel Sucker = HAS
HA posters who've never been with or know a transwoman: HASNOT

"God bless the child who has his own...."

MonsieurValentine
09-21-2007, 06:45 PM
People bitch about the dumbest things.

That avatar is a riot.

BrendaQG
09-22-2007, 12:11 AM
How about something, you know like a "Doctor of Philosophy" Ph.D. How about Doctor of Trannyology. Tr.D.

Seriously. Rig up one of those internet quizzes and anyone who can pass gets to be a Tr.D. With all the benefits that go with it.

BeardedOne
09-22-2007, 12:18 AM
How about something, you know like a "Doctor of Philosophy" Ph.D. How about Doctor of Trannyology. Tr.D.

Seriously. Rig up one of those internet quizzes and anyone who can pass gets to be a Tr.D. With all the benefits that go with it.

Hmm...Doctor of Trannyology. Tr.D.

Could work.

Bring on the quiz! :peanutbutter

Does anyone else miss HungAngels Jeopardy? :?:

ARMANIXXX
09-22-2007, 04:20 AM
I don't consider myself any "expert of trannies" or anything, but I do think that I have an "above average" general knowledge of TS's. I mean, I think it would be difficult to post 1000+ times legitimately and NOT get some kind of passive experience.

Take me for example, I've gathered tons of info about TS's since comming here 2 years ago, and the interaction here has even led me seek out RL experiences within the TS community.






Also, to argue, lets not forget that this is primarily an Adult/porn-based web site, so that in itself makes the criteria for a "CTE" muddled. How does this "phantom PM'er" not know that the "EXPERTS" that he/she chastises are in fact not experts in TS porn or other adult services? Who's to say that isn't perfectly acceptable knowledge, based on the site, THIS SITE'S primary function?

Chaotic
09-22-2007, 04:57 AM
How about letting members at that post level type in their own rank? That could have some pretty entertaining results. ;)

Falrune
09-22-2007, 04:58 AM
Well, whatever you decide, please make it a designation that would look good on my resumé

sucka4chix
09-23-2007, 10:21 PM
Sorry to be so logical, but the number of posts you have is only a measure of your free time and/or posting expertise. It says nothing about your knowledge of subject matter, so neither should the designation.
Postmaster general works.Certified posting expert, but not a tranny expert.

El Nino
09-23-2007, 10:51 PM
Don't remove the rank, but change the name to something else. Ideas?

elo
09-23-2007, 11:31 PM
It seems to me a lot of people(including me in the past)take ranks way to important.Ranks are supposed to be a fun thing.
The ranks are a little confusing to me anyway.

I would support the idea of T5000.Remove all ranks and just let the date of signing up and the number of post to see how active a poster is.

But if NYCe would do so,the discussion would start about "don´t we need some ranks?"

No matter how you do it the discussion about ranks will go on.

Maybe we need a poll?

BrendaQG
09-23-2007, 11:34 PM
Hmmm.

I am going to wildly speculate about the PM'er who started all of this. They are a busy body with too much time on thier hands. They probably object to the idea that men who consume porn featuring transsexuals could have any kind of real expertise (valid point). I'll bet that furthremore they object to any word being used for a transsexual woman but transsexual woman, or transwoman or just woman. I can just imagine the type of person.

Perhaps a simpler solution would be telling that person to get a life.

brickcitybrother
09-23-2007, 11:58 PM
Hmmm.

I am going to wildly speculate about the PM'er who started all of this. They are a busy body with too much time on thier hands. They probably object to the idea that men who consume porn featuring transsexuals could have any kind of real expertise (valid point). I'll bet that furthremore they object to any word being used for a transsexual woman but transsexual woman, or transwoman or just woman. I can just imagine the type of person.

Perhaps a simpler solution would be telling that person to get a life.

I tend to agree. I would be on the side of "this is silly to go into". The name is to be fun - nothing more.

hondarobot
09-24-2007, 12:07 AM
If NYCe doesn't reveal the original PM, we're staging the break-in tomorrow night. Everyone meet at HA global headquarters at midnight. I'll bring the grappling hook.

Actually, if I shaved my goatee and really gayed up my mustache, I kinda would look like a younger G. Gordon Liddy. Probably wouldn't be the best idea for a disguise, though.

:?

CORVETTEDUDE
09-24-2007, 04:49 AM
I'm just wondering how much longer NYCe is going to let this thing linger. Like I used to tell young Ensigns that worked for me in the Navy, "I don't care if your decision is the right on, or the wrong one...just make a fuckin' decision!!!"

tsntx
09-24-2007, 05:03 AM
The vast majority of people who "earn" this rank know very little about Transsexuals.

thats a pretty good point

NYCe
09-24-2007, 05:07 AM
I'm just wondering how much longer NYCe is going to let this thing linger. Like I used to tell young Ensigns that worked for me in the Navy, "I don't care if your decision is the right on, or the wrong one...just make a fuckin' decision!!!"

No decision is still a decision.

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
09-24-2007, 05:14 AM
http://www.poster.net/farrell-colin/farrell-colin-portrait-6500081.jpg

the only certified tranny expert in the world

bottomline

hondarobot
09-24-2007, 05:22 AM
http://www.poster.net/farrell-colin/farrell-colin-portrait-6500081.jpg

the only certified tranny expert in the world

bottomline

I hate that guy. He stole my hair. Another Irish bastard.

:)