If I kill myself will I definitely go to hell?

[trish]

nah...hell's full up...you gotta get top grades to get in there these days. killing yourself IS against the law though (at least in my state) and so it would land you in jail. under most circumstances i recommend against killing yourself. i'm sure that if you could, you would regret it (but you can't so best forget it).

[ezed]

No, you will be labeled as a dope. Stick with it a few more years. Things will get better. Then re-ask the question if you're so inclined.

[chefmike]

If I kill myself will I definitely go to hell?I'm not quite sure. Please do drop me a line and let me know how things turn out though. Is it really that hot down there? Did you see Dick Nixon? Or maybe Ronnie Reagan? Do keep in touch, mate...

[Coroner]

If I kill myself will I definitely go to hell?

You´re already here.

[qeuqheeg222]

i heard everything tastes like tofu down there....

[ezed]

If I kill myself will I definitely go to hell?

You´re already here.

Hey! You stole my avatar! That's bush league! Now I see your posts and think it's me. This really sucks! It's hard enough reading this stuff without wondering if it's me that said it. :?:

[ezed]

By the way, "you're already here" was a great post. Wish I said it. Thought I did when I saw the avatar.

[dreamer]

dude --if you believe in God and Jesus Christ ---then your belief system ---will tell you you're gonna burn in hell --via suicide ----

dying is obviously the scariest unknown out there ---it's a silly question ---nobody knows what happens ----it's obvious --and not only the obvious is obvious ---but the obvious is obvious too ---obviously --

[dreamer]

but if the bible is correct ---hell is gonna suck -----but then again -heaven will suck too -----it'd be cooler to just be a ghost and lurk around --watching ---

[prue]

definitely, this is what Islam says

( if some one kill him self, that means that he is rushing to hell)

Also Islam Says

( if some one kill him self, he will be doing the same thing he did to him self in hell )

i am 100% sure that this is the truth, and you have the right to argue.

[dreamer]

when I was a kid --my parents made us go to a weekly religion school on Wednesday nights ---it was called "CCD" ----we changed whatever it stood for --to "Connecticut City Dump" ----or "Crazy Catholic Dungeon" ------ANYways ----my uncle killed himself back then -----and they taught us that suicide is a burning ticket of lead (not in those words) -------and I came home and (being just a kid) --asked my parents about my uncle ------my Mom was PISSED that they taught us this ----she was very very upset ---"HE WAS A GREAT MAN --HE IS "NOT" IN HELL!!!" ----she even called my teacher and spoke her mind ------I dunno ---------hell is so freaking extreme ---then again ---so is suicide ---

[trish]

Gee...and I thought that if you rushed into death and took infidels with you, you went directly to heaven and got seventy juicy raisins.

[guyone]

i am 100% sure that this is the truth, and you have the right to argue.

Not on this board. Atheistic Bolshevism is the only ethos tolerated here.

[Quinn]

Gee...and I thought that if you rushed into death and took infidels with you, you went directly to heaven and got seventy juicy raisins.

LOL. Better juicy raisins than virgins; that's for sure.

-Quinn

[ezed]

Gee...and I thought that if you rushed into death and took infidels with you, you went directly to heaven and got seventy juicy raisins.

LOL. Better juicy raisins than virgins; that's for sure.

-Quinn

You have a point. BUT THEY BETTER BE THE SIZE OF PLUMS!!!!
Just my opinion. I'm not muslim. I'm just saying.....

[Quinn]

Gee...and I thought that if you rushed into death and took infidels with you, you went directly to heaven and got seventy juicy raisins.

LOL. Better juicy raisins than virgins; that's for sure.

-Quinn

You have a point. BUT THEY BETTER BE THE SIZE OF PLUMS!!!!
Just my opinion. I'm not muslim. I'm just saying.....

Even better still, I would actually prefer craisins. Damn, they're good. Do you think Allah would mind?

-Quinn

[ezed]

Gee...and I thought that if you rushed into death and took infidels with you, you went directly to heaven and got seventy juicy raisins.

LOL. Better juicy raisins than virgins; that's for sure.

-Quinn

You have a point. BUT THEY BETTER BE THE SIZE OF PLUMS!!!!
Just my opinion. I'm not muslim. I'm just saying.....

Even better still, I would actually prefer craisins. Damn, they're good. Do you think Allah would mind?

-Quinn

Allah spoke to me while waiting for the 5:15 express and specifically told me he was a Watermellon guy. Properly cored of course.

[Quinn]

Gee...and I thought that if you rushed into death and took infidels with you, you went directly to heaven and got seventy juicy raisins.

LOL. Better juicy raisins than virgins; that's for sure.

-Quinn

You have a point. BUT THEY BETTER BE THE SIZE OF PLUMS!!!!
Just my opinion. I'm not muslim. I'm just saying.....

Even better still, I would actually prefer craisins. Damn, they're good. Do you think Allah would mind?

-Quinn

Allah spoke to me while waiting for the 5:15 express and specifically told me he was a Watermellon guy. Properly cored of course.

Damn, now I'm going to have to find a religeon that will let me have craisins. I'm thinking Sikhism is probably my best bet.

-Quinn

[trish]

:D I'm glad you guys had fun with that one...but it's true...the arabic for "raisins" has apparently been mistranslated as "virgins." I agree, craisins would've been much more heavenly. :wink:

[qeuqheeg222]

everything tastes like tofu down there..maybe smoked tofu....

[TJT]

Can I borrow a dollar before you go?

[Rogers]

No, you will be labeled as a dope. Stick with it a few more years. Things will get better. Then re-ask the question if you're so inclined.
Of all the replies you've had, jeff24, this is the best. It would be good advice anytime, anyplace, anywhere. Things will definitely not improve if you kill yourself, but they might if you don't.

"If you are going though hell, don't stop" - Winston Churchill.