Dino Velvet
07-31-2007, 02:58 AM
I admit that I am very lazy, so lazy that I brag to my friends about it and almost take pride in it. I own my own business and make pretty good money but I have a lot of extra time for nonsense.
A normal day I wake up at the crack of noon after going to bed around 4AM. When I first get up I go to the can to drop a deuce. After that strenuous activity, I barely have the motivation to start up the coffee maker and make some breakfast. After breakfast, I sit around for a few hours watching the tube or surfing the net. Now I must get ready to go to the gym so I crank out another log and jump in the shower, in that order. I like to work out at the gym so I am not lazy there. After that, I go back home and do the same thing before I went to the gym(eat, shit, tv).
I go out from time to time and have lady friends but usually I am too comfortable and lazy to get ready and leave my house. Also, the sound of the telephone usually annoys me so I don't answer it.
I don't smoke pot now but I used to. I would get so high and lazy that I would be too lazy to pack another bong hit to get higher.
I try to have some sort of daily quota for jerking off. On a good day where I might have seen some hotties at the gym or walking past my house, Punishing Percy 5 times is doable. But if I don't have at least 3 sessions, I feel like such a slacker. So, in this department, I might not be so lazy either.
The worst, most outrageous example of my lazyness is that I sit through the entire Carson Daly show because I'm too lazy to grab the remote to see what else is on.
Where are the other lazy peeps on this board?
A normal day I wake up at the crack of noon after going to bed around 4AM. When I first get up I go to the can to drop a deuce. After that strenuous activity, I barely have the motivation to start up the coffee maker and make some breakfast. After breakfast, I sit around for a few hours watching the tube or surfing the net. Now I must get ready to go to the gym so I crank out another log and jump in the shower, in that order. I like to work out at the gym so I am not lazy there. After that, I go back home and do the same thing before I went to the gym(eat, shit, tv).
I go out from time to time and have lady friends but usually I am too comfortable and lazy to get ready and leave my house. Also, the sound of the telephone usually annoys me so I don't answer it.
I don't smoke pot now but I used to. I would get so high and lazy that I would be too lazy to pack another bong hit to get higher.
I try to have some sort of daily quota for jerking off. On a good day where I might have seen some hotties at the gym or walking past my house, Punishing Percy 5 times is doable. But if I don't have at least 3 sessions, I feel like such a slacker. So, in this department, I might not be so lazy either.
The worst, most outrageous example of my lazyness is that I sit through the entire Carson Daly show because I'm too lazy to grab the remote to see what else is on.
Where are the other lazy peeps on this board?