lubricants

[gotwatun33d]

what could be a good home made lubricant

[LG]

what could be a good home made lubricant
Here ya go. Not home-made but you probably have it in your home. And handymen and mechanics swear by it.

http://www.wd40.com.au/images/4wd40-family.gif

That is what you meant by 'lubricant', right? :lol:

[dan_drade]

The old standby never fails, but your condom might LOL.

[LG]

Okay dan_drade, but imagine going for a shit and having Crisco drool out of your ass...

At least the label says it's "All vegetable"

[dan_drade]

Okay dan_drade, but imagine going for a shit and having Crisco drool out of your ass...

At least the label says it's "All vegetable"

Maybe a zucchini will fall out!!!

[LG]

I still think WD-40 is better. And it also removes bugs, sap and tar. This is important; after all, everyone knows how difficult it is to keep bugs out of one's rectum. And I think the Crisco might be what attracted them in the first place. :lol:

[General Disarray]

sand paper
rubbing alcohol
sewing needles taped to a glove
etc.
etc.

[gotwatun33d]

doesnt the alcohol dry your skin

[General Disarray]

doesnt the alcohol dry your skin
not if you pour it directly into the urethra

[socal_thongboy]

you know Astroglide is worth buying.

[pampal]

10-40 preferably Valvoline

[SkyTwo]

To be honest, I'm more interested in lubricans.

Thank you!

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You've been a wonderful audience.

[tsntx]

try rubbing alcohol 90% or maybe some comet cum remover?


oh sorry i read the label again.. it says "scum" remover.... either way try it.