Wank Wank Wank Dick Dick Dick Spank Monkey Wank.............

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Attention Silklove

Buy some of this
http://www.condomdepot.com/content/product/large/wet-plat.jpg

or the way you've been fantasizing this might do the trick
http://wheelworld.com/images/library/large/finishline_crosscntry_4oz_05_m.jpg

possibly this
http://www.seacordcorp.com/images/EaseOn.jpg

HELL USE THIS
http://www.petrominoils.com/petroeng/product6images/molybig.jpg

and buy yourself some of these
http://www.rickly.com/sga/images/BLUETOWE.JPG

and go lock yourself with your laptop in a garage somewhere with an inflatable mattress and wank til you pass out

because if I have to endure one more wank, stroke, or spank the monkey type thread from you I'm gonna go find a brick

JWBL™

[LG]

Attention Silklove
....
...
and go lock yourself with your laptop in a garage somewhere with an inflatable mattress and wank til you pass out

because if I have to endure one more wank, stroke, or spank the monkey type thread from you I'm gonna go find a brick

JWBL™

ROTFLMAO
:lol:
Bluntly put, JWBL, but funny and kind of true.

[Kabuki]

LOL...I have a trans friend who loves Wet Platinum. She was just discussing with me the joys of using Wet Platinum for anal sex...lol

[PatrickFromNYC]

Attention Silklove

Buy some of this
http://www.condomdepot.com/content/product/large/wet-plat.jpg

or the way you've been fantasizing this might do the trick
http://wheelworld.com/images/library/large/finishline_crosscntry_4oz_05_m.jpg

possibly this
http://www.seacordcorp.com/images/EaseOn.jpg

HELL USE THIS
http://www.petrominoils.com/petroeng/product6images/molybig.jpg

and buy yourself some of these
http://www.rickly.com/sga/images/BLUETOWE.JPG

and go lock yourself with your laptop in a garage somewhere with an inflatable mattress and wank til you pass out

because if I have to endure one more wank, stroke, or spank the monkey type thread from you I'm gonna go find a brick

JWBL™


THANK YOU JWBL !!!

Silklove needs an appointment with Dr. Melphi

[insert_namehere]

True... National Masturbation Month ended in May.

Isn't it time to start obsessing about the French Open?

[tsntx]

LOL...I have a trans friend who loves Wet Platinum. She was just discussing with me the joys of using Wet Platinum for anal sex...lol

i'm a slave for it

[muhmuh]

ROTFLMAO
:lol:
Bluntly put, JWBL, but funny and kind of true.

ok speaking of not fucking up the forum
- dont quote 3000px tall posts when the first line of the post would suffice to make clear who youre refering to

[LG]

ROTFLMAO
:lol:
Bluntly put, JWBL, but funny and kind of true.

ok speaking of not fucking up the forum
- dont quote 3000px tall posts when the first line of the post would suffice to make clear who youre refering to

You're right, I was just being lazy. It's been taken care of.

[DopeBoy Magic]

i must be special.......i don't need lubricants for a good jerkabtion

[tonkatoy]

Attention Silklove

possibly this
http://www.seacordcorp.com/images/EaseOn.jpg

JWBL™


I actually have a couple of cases of that in the shop. I don't think you want to use it though, though it is safe for potable water, I use it for assembling water mains. Its pretty messy.

[Ecstatic]

And clean up with plenty of this:

[whatsupwithat]

you guys all know Silklove is a parody right?

/goes to buy some platinum glide...

[LG]

you guys all know Silklove is a parody right?

Just as long as he knows it. :?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

LOL@Wank Wank Wank Dick Dick Dick Spank Monkey Wank.............:lol:

Lately, I've noticed that havent had the time for that even. Grrr :evil:
And I'm going to get really crabby soon! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[TJ347]

Lately, I've noticed that havent had the time for that even. Grrr :evil:


What? You've got to make the time for "handling your business", always... :lol:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

What? You've got to make the time for "handling your business", always... :lol:

LOL I was thinking, I'd just get someone to do it for me TJ347! Hehe ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[Legend]

Come on who is that guy?,i know that is a joke account?

[LG]

What? You've got to make the time for "handling your business", always... :lol:

LOL I was thinking, I'd just get someone to do it for me TJ347! Hehe ;)

~Kisses.

HTG
Pick me! Pick me!

:lol:

Damn, California is a zillion miles away. Maybe soon, Hara, fingers crossed. Dinner, clubbing, we'll take it from there...

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Pick me! Pick me!

:lol:

Damn, California is a zillion miles away. Maybe soon, Hara, fingers crossed. Dinner, clubbing, we'll take it from there...

Be careful what you wish for LG! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[MonsieurValentine]

LOL...I have a trans friend who loves Wet Platinum. She was just discussing with me the joys of using Wet Platinum for anal sex...lol

i'm a slave for it

raaaaaarrrr!

[tsntx]

ty MV ... at least someone noticed i owned the crap...

[MonsieurValentine]

tough crowd.

[whatislove]

ty MV ... at least someone noticed i owned the crap...

And what is that "Sex Slave Barbie"?