MAXIM Hot 100

[TJ347]

By now, I guess most of you have seen Maxim's Hot 100 list, right? Well, either way, you'll probably find the rankings of some of the women in it completely ridiculous, as I did.

Ashley Simpson ranks higher than Jessica. I don't see where Ashley has any business on the list at all, personally. Am I wrong?

Neither Charlize Theron nor Rosario Dawson are on the list, but Avril Lavigne is. Can someone tell me how much and what type of liquor I need to drink to see Avril as hot?

Mary-Kate Olsen is on the list (but her sister isn't). How does either Olsen, neither of which have any kind of body, make it on the list at all?

Angelina Jolie ranks well behind Scarlet Johannson and Jessica Alba, and Halle Berry ranks even lower. What?

Lindsay Lohan ranks number one on the list. Has the whole damned world gone mad?

The only saving grace was that Paris Hilton wasn't on the list, as I went into it expecting to see her in the top 25, since many American men find her hot as shit for some reason. At least Maxim got that one right. Still, WTF? Or am I the only one who finds this completely inexplicable?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

any Bollywood actresses make the cut?

[TJ347]

any Bollywood actresses make the cut?

The book wasn't mine, as I don't buy Maxim, but the only Bollywood actress I'm familiar with is the one whose name starts with an "A" and who just got married recently. So, if there were any others in there, I wouldn't recognize them by their faces, but I didn't see the one actress I was just talking about on the list. It is possible I just don't remember though.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

you're talking about Aishwarya (hope I spelled it right) and to be honest there is no way if she was on that list that Lindsey could possibly have been #1 unless someone (her agent) paid out the ass to push her up............

IMO it's between her and Afrolips Jolie, and where the fuck was Natalie Portman on this list?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

in it's entirety

Maxim's Hot 100 for 2007
100. Noureen DeWolf
99. Mia Maestro
98. Yunjin Kim
97. Kim Kardashian
96. Shanna Moakler
95. The Avatars of Second Life
94. Kelly Carlson
93. Christina Milian
92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
91. Isla Fisher


90. Salma Hayek
89. Haylie Duff
88. Raquel Alessi
87. Padma Lakshmi
86. Michelle Trachtenberg
85. Kelly Ripa
84. Hometown Hottie
83. Ivanka Trump
82. Dita Von Teese
81. Emmanuelle Chriqui

80. Abbie Cornish
79. Adrianne Palecki
78. Joss Stone
77. Hilary Burton
76. Diora Baird
75. April Scott
74. Tara Conner
73. Mena Suvari
72. Ciara
71. Willa Ford

70. Stacy Keibler
69. Danica Patrick
68. Evangeline Lilly
67. Gabrielle Union
66. Joanna Krupa
65. Autumn Reeser
64. Lena Headey
63. Bianca Kajlich
62. Danneel Harris
61. Nadine Velazquez

60. Jessica White
59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
58. Penelope Cruz
57. Tricia Helfer
56. Michele Merkin
55. Halle Berry
54. Missy Peregrym
53. Adriana Lima
52. Kate Walsh
51. Alessandra Ambrosio

50. Miss Maxim
49. Mischa Barton
48. Mandy Moore
47. Katharine McPhee
46. Kristen Bell
45. Bar Refaeli
44. Rose McGowan
43. Kate Mara
42. Minka Kelly
41. Jessica Simpson

40. Moon Bloodgood
39. Rachel Bilson
38. Shakira
37. Ashley Olsen
36. Jamie King
35. Jennifer Garner
34. Vanessa Minnillo
33. Roselyn Sanchez
32. Lacey Chabert
31. Amy Smart

30. Rebecca Romijn
29. Sarah Silverman
28. Carmen Electra
27. Kate Hudson
26. Nelly Furtado
25. Elisha Cuthbert
24. Sophia Bush
23. Hilary Duff
22. Nicole Scherzinger
21. Kate Beckinsale

20. Keira Knightley
19. Cameron Diaz
18. Megan Fox
17. Maria Sharapova
16. Ashlee Simpson
15. Avril Lavigne
14. Katherine Heigl
13. Beyonce Knowles
12. Angelina Jolie
11. Sienna Miller

10. Fergie


9. Eva Longoria


8. Rihanna


7. Eva Mendez


6. Ali Larter


5. Jessica Biel


4. Christina Aguilera


3. Scarlett Johansson


2. Jessica Alba


1. Lindsay Lohan


Rihanna beating out Beyonce is appalling

[TJ347]

Like I said, I don't have the book, and so I can't check the rankings of specific people unfortunately. I don't remember seeing Natalie on the list though, and I'm certain I would have remembered if she was. However, it may interest you to know that number 95 was a character from some video game, and that the five girls who ranked lower were all REAL women, one of them the Asian actress on "Lost".

-edit-
Okay... you've got the list. Nevermind. Comments anyone?

[muhmuh]

im just glad i dont know even know the vast majorits of these names and even less would recognise them from a pic

[TJ347]

Rihanna beating out Beyonce is appalling

That's the only thing you've got a problem with on this list?

[trannybanger]

-yes that bollywood actress is amazingly hot! hotter than 99% of the chicks on that list and there are many other hotties in bollywood.


-lindsay lohan is actually repulsive to me. am i the only one?


-overall there are a myriad of women that should be on that list, and many taken off as well.

[TJ347]

-lindsay lohan is actually repulsive to me. am i the only one?

-overall there are a myriad of women that should be on that list, and many taken off as well.

Lindsay Lohan is repulsive to me as well. And looking at the list, I can eliminate over forty names immediately, without issue.

[trannybanger]

and what is up with Lindsay Lohan's jacked up grill? Those teeth were made for raw meat in the wild.

[goldensamba]

That girl looks like a coke whore. I think the people at Maxim must be running the crack house she gets her supply from.