View Full Version : Chyna (Joanie Laurer) is a woman, correct?
I'm watching the surreal life on vh1 and I'm having my doubts
Dude, stop lying. You'd hit that.
i havent seen it but i heard there is a chyna sex tape out there, when i was listening to howard stern.....they say she does like every position....im really not an inquiring mind so ill leave that one at blockbuster, lol
zerrrr
01-20-2005, 09:24 AM
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594
...a review
Prepare for unimaginable horrors.
Actually, I've just had a look at some photos and I think she's rather hot. True, her muscles are kind of scary and there's only a small number of sexual postions one could try without being crushed, but her face is very attractive and her body isn't disproportionate.
Then again, I've always found some of the WWF/WWE girls rather tasty (Sable, Stacy Keibler and, especially, Trish). They have beautiful faces and look that they can take care of themselves). I would never say no to any of them (partly because they could kick my butt if I did!) Honestly though, I would do any of them if I could.
But maybe it's just me. I also think that Xena-Warrior Princess is sexy.
popperluv
01-20-2005, 04:10 PM
I have see pics of her clit and its the size of an asian tgirl cock.
It looked pretty gross.
popperluv said:
I have see pics of her clit and its the size of an asian tgirl cock.
Not quite that big, no (ladyboys, can be quite a bit larger :wink: ), but I'd say the whole thing is at least an inch and a half or even two judging from the photos I've seen. So yeah, pretty damn big for a clit.
It looked pretty gross.
It looked a little weird, but almost intriguing to me, kind of like my first sight of a tgirl. I wouldn't go as far as to call it gross, although it's not the kind of sight that turns me on or something I would look for in a girl. It's not a very uncommon thing, in any case. Also, there's a perfectly normal explanation. As bodybuilding.com notes:
When women use steroids, they run the risk of reducing circulating levels of luteinizing hormone, follicle-stimulating hormone, estrogen and progesterone. They also may experience an inhibition of ovulation, clitoris enlargement and increase in sensitivity and menstrual irregularity. As with the male, many of the effects are reversible with cessation of steroids, but some aren't, enlargement of the clitoris, for example.
The condition is called clitoral hypertrophy. Steroids may also, apparently, explain some of the acne she seems to have on her body.
Please note also that the glans of the clitoris (the tip that pops out) becomes erect (due to filling with blood) during arousal and is the single most erogenous zone on a woman. Also don't forget that the clitoris and penis are very similar and that both develop from the same embryonic structure with the hood homologous to the male foreskin (in other words in the absence of testosterone in utero, the structure that becomes the penis in males would develop into a clitoris).
Anyway, I haven't seen the video, but from what I've seen and read, she has quite a pretty face, shapely breasts, and she seems to enjoy sex.
Would I do her, given the chance? Hell, yeah!
Harrys Boy
01-20-2005, 08:48 PM
Ive heard alot about her clit, has anybody got some pics as i cant find any?
Evilhomer
01-21-2005, 01:52 AM
that was a hilariously, well written review....
Harrys Boy:
You can get to a closeup of Chyna's gargantuan clit via the review, or directly by clicking here: http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg , if you're brave.
I thought about posting it here, but I decided maybe I'd rather not.
Harrys Boy
01-21-2005, 07:09 PM
Thanks for the Link, and thanks for the warning.
Evilhomer
01-22-2005, 07:04 AM
how can one tell that, that is really Chyna...that looks somewhat like a picture i took of myself awhile back ...minus the cock ring
Danielle Foxxx
01-29-2005, 08:31 PM
OMG - SHE A HERMAPHRODITE.....WOW...I KNEW IT! THAT DOES LOOK SORTA WIERD BUT IT IS DEFINATLY A PENIS
trannyfan80
11-30-2006, 03:51 AM
A Quick lesson in the development of human anatomy
Guys these pictures are ALL FAKE.
The genitals develop from a common core of tissue - In essence, we all start off as girls! If we have two X chromosomes, they continue to develop as female organs. If we have a Y chromosome (and hence are to be male) then the gonads decend to the outside to become testicles, the labia folad across and wrap around the rudeimentary clitoris to form the penis. Therefore, it is IMPOSSIBLE to have both labia and vagina and a penis. It just can't happen.
The myth arises from the fact that some genetic abnormalities can result in an 'inter-sex' state - that is to say, the development of the genitals falls between the female or male form - so you get an enlarged clitoris in women with too much testosterone (I've seen one about an two inches long) - look at Chyna from WWF. But it is nowhere near being a penis.
Sorry about the science - just thought it'd clear things up.
(ps - I know these things, I'm a doctor)
wombat33
11-30-2006, 04:28 AM
Harrys Boy:
You can get to a closeup of Chyna's gargantuan clit via the review, or directly by clicking here: http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg , if you're brave.
I thought about posting it here, but I decided maybe I'd rather not.
I have no problem getting it on with Chyna. Whether she was born a womn or is transgendered. As for me I LOVE LOVE LOVE a huge clit on a GG girl. It makes me crazy if you want t know the truth.
As long as she smelled good.........I'D HIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spooker609
11-30-2006, 04:30 AM
:D
Jaymz
12-03-2006, 09:26 AM
Here is the Chyna sex tape if anyone wants to see her in action.
http://rapidshare.com/files/5838775/chyna_sml.wmv
dan_drade
12-03-2006, 09:33 AM
Chyna is in fact a genetic girl. However, she does have a very deep voice and a large clitoris. But that is just a side effect of all the steroids she took to become as large as she was back when she was in the WWF. Although she is does not have a super pretty face, she is good looking enough and she does have a really nice body. At least I think so.
Vicki Richter
12-03-2006, 10:00 AM
Harrys Boy:
You can get to a closeup of Chyna's gargantuan clit via the review, or directly by clicking here: http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg , if you're brave.
I thought about posting it here, but I decided maybe I'd rather not.
Wow. So you like real cock on a TS, but a true hermaphrodite like Chyna you insult? I get so confused by the fans of the genre. If she is a genderfuck like any of us, then why would people within our own community insult her and say how gross her big clit penis is? It looks like a real small penis above a vagina. Big deal.
Vicki said:
Wow. So you like real cock on a TS, but a true hermaphrodite like Chyna you insult? I get so confused by the fans of the genre. If she is a genderfuck like any of us, then why would people within our own community insult her and say how gross her big clit penis is? It looks like a real small penis above a vagina. Big deal.
Vicki, aside from the fact that you quoted a post I made near to 2 years ago, it also seems you also didn't to read either that post or my previous post in this thread properly. As I said, I think Chyna looks quite sexy and the hypertrophic clitoris is intriguing- I never said it was "gross"- but possibly not my cup of tea. The reason I did not post the picture up and instead posted a link was that I expected that other people would find the picture disturbing. Maybe you should be telling off Danielle who wrote:
OMG - SHE A HERMAPHRODITE.....WOW...I KNEW IT! THAT DOES LOOK SORTA WIERD BUT IT IS DEFINATLY A PENIS
Chyna is not a true hermaphrodite, she is a genetic woman with an enlarged vagina which has probably come as a result of her steroid use. She is not, as you say, a "genderfuck". And I certainly haven't insulted her.
I'm not sure why trannyfan80 revived a 22 month old post.
transluvr
12-03-2006, 04:34 PM
dude chyna is a woman not a man. if you read an article in the wwe mag, she says that when she was a teen she started body building. shes a woman not a man. but i still would do her if she was a man.
Would you kick her out of bed?
I know I wouldn't. :wink:
http://deansplanet.com/images/interviews/chyna/joanie_laurer_05.jpg
Vicki Richter
12-03-2006, 06:31 PM
Those, in my opinion, are perfect breasts.
Teabagger Vance
12-03-2006, 06:51 PM
Those, in my opinion, are perfect breasts.
True. Triple H enjoyed those breasts many times, before she moved on to X-Pac.
She's had as much plastic surgery as any transsexual.
themaster
12-04-2006, 12:08 AM
Those, in my opinion, are perfect breasts.
Great then, but after all the weight she lost, they now sag.
She's had as much plastic surgery as any transsexual.
On the right, Teabagger Vance, in the "After" picture, she looks delectable. On the left, she looks like the bouncer at my regular nightclub.
But who cares? I don't question what any of the girls looked like before their transformations so I don't see why Chyna shouldn't be allowed to "improve" herself.
Like?
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/images1/chyna/3.jpg
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/images1/chyna/14.jpg
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/images1/chyna/16.jpg
Then again, she doesn't beat Trish Stratus or Stacy Keibler:
http://www.millioncelebs.com/fcv/trish-stratus/trish-stratus-07.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Trishpoint.jpg
http://www.celebritypictureshow.com/img/stacy_keibler_inbed.jpg
BTW I'm not a wrestiling fan. I hate it actually- all those fake smackdowns and whatever they call them. But it does have some nice girls.
BlondieUK
12-04-2006, 01:24 AM
If only Trish Stratus had a great big cock...
ARMANIXXX
12-04-2006, 10:28 AM
I met her a couple years ago at a LA Grammy party.
She was cute.
Beaner
12-04-2006, 02:37 PM
In some pics she look attractive and some she looks scary.
phxguy
12-04-2006, 10:03 PM
I wonder if Chyna's clit gets hard and erect and shoots sperm.
breastyy
12-04-2006, 11:12 PM
to be honest i thought she was quite hot
like when i saw her in third rock from the sun with her legs wrapped round harrys neck
I think chyna is actually pretty hot cept when she was on the surrreal life, she looked tired and worn and like she let the alcohol control her. I wouldnt mind the large clit, and i kinda admire woman builders, takes alot of dedication. I wouldnt kick chyna nor denise masino out my bed
tranzorz
12-06-2006, 08:46 AM
to be honest i thought she was quite hot
like when i saw her in third rock from the sun with her legs wrapped round harrys neck
Agreed - really hot these days...
sdman
11-09-2007, 03:55 PM
I LIKE THOSE BIG CLITS
stillies77
11-09-2007, 03:58 PM
its funny that you bumped this...
"According to TMZ Joanie Laurer has legally changed her name to Chyna and tells vince to "Bring it!"
SarahG
11-09-2007, 06:21 PM
But maybe it's just me. I also think that Xena-Warrior Princess is sexy.
You and what, half the lesbians out there? (lol, I didn't just go out and say that did I?).
As to the clit... that's a sign she's possibly either been on T or steroids that mimic'd T. I know some girls are like that naturally but.... I also know enough ftms that look like that down there after extended t use that I think bringing up the T or steroids possibility isn't out of line. It is possible she took T in addition or or as opposed to steroids for similar reasons.
Night Rider
11-09-2007, 06:34 PM
That pussy is beyond sick
jefferson1776
11-09-2007, 06:39 PM
those clit micro-penises are so hot, wow, denise masino is super uber hot
mick25170
11-09-2007, 08:21 PM
oh yeah....
4tuneit1
11-09-2007, 08:22 PM
I met Chyna in Hollywood at the gym..she is just gorgeous, and so charming. She is all woman...believe me
4tuneit1
11-09-2007, 08:23 PM
oh yeah....
Its almost the size of Mini-me's wee wee. tee hee
blackrob
11-09-2007, 08:25 PM
I'd probably do her
ottorocket
11-09-2007, 08:32 PM
Chyna rocks... Would love to hang out with her crazy ass
MrsKellyPierce
11-09-2007, 09:07 PM
I met Chynna/Joanna at Miss MOst Beautiful Transexual in Vegas. She is a lovely lady with lovely features. And actually quite intelligent and well spoken.
Trogdor
11-09-2007, 11:07 PM
She looks fine to me. Being a gym rat myself, I like her bod, especially her arms. :wink:
Plus her playboy issue sold big time, if I remember correctly, so she was doing something right.
And the large clit looks pretty neat.
crayons
11-09-2007, 11:14 PM
i think she has major problems.
Willie Escalade
11-10-2007, 06:06 AM
After seeing her Playboy spread(s), I don't think she looks that bad. Plus, her voice reminds me of Carmen Cruz. I'd do her.
:shrug
stillies77
11-10-2007, 07:17 AM
Yeah i like her...i would definately tap it.
TJ347
11-10-2007, 07:54 AM
You know what? I believe I would hit it.
TJ347
11-10-2007, 08:52 AM
She's definitely hotter than some of the chicks on the "hottest TGs" list... I mean, some of those pics are awful! As I said before, I'd hit it.
tg4me
11-10-2007, 08:56 AM
It was so sad to watch her on that show. On the other hand it was sweet seeing Adrianne Curry and Christopher Knight fall in love. I watched it for that reason.
sdman
01-01-2008, 11:04 AM
She's not bad. just a woman who has been on steroids for a while.
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