Dick'll Make Ya Slap Somebody!!!!

[TomSelis]

I knew it! I knew the penis had power! This explains everything!! :shock:

Damn, I see the world so much clearer now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdGJxI6LrX4

:twisted:

It comes (no pun) around 3:45

[ANIYAH]

lol ....this is hilarious....OMG ..LOL

[peggygee]

I have been following her programs,
she's out of 'Hotlanta'.

And speaks to the souls of the 'Sistahs',

I'm a fan. :wink:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

OMFG

I had to save that shit

[TomSelis]

It's real talk....I've never heard a woman talk like that!

It's....refreshing.

[ANIYAH]

i love this ...she is so right ...lol

[TomSelis]

A noose around yo' nuts!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssOiYx0_e7c

[LG]

Hilarious!

Sadly I can't say been slapped during sex yet. Maybe my heat-seeking rocket isn't hitting quite the right spots.

Then again, I'm not sure I want to meet this slapping woman.

:lol:

[Coroner]

loool...... does she have a dick? :lol:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I've been slapped after sex, but thats another story

nothing like that moment when the chick turns around while you're hitting it from the back and looks at you in shock as she didn't expect what she's getting..............

[hwbs]

wow she speaks to the masses.....very refreshing

[Solitary Brother]

This is some funny shit!

[TomSelis]

The other lady is her mother!!!!

[whatsupwithat]

host: "dick will make you slap somebody. the penis is a deep, spiritual, heat-seeking missile."

guest: "wait...hold on there...dick will make you slap somebody?"

host: "yes."

hahahaha! omfg, that is beautiful.

[ezed]

THE POWER OF THE PENIS, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2 :rock2

[HornieHubbieinCT]

Hallalujah!

Somebody finally understands

HH

[LG]

Below is the lost transcript from an interview with the US President that was never aired. Enjoy!

Interviewer: Mr President, what do you think of our beautiful city?
GW Bush: One cannot misunderestimate how beautiful Alabama is.
Interviewer: You mean Atlanta.
GW Bush: Yeah, that too.
Interviewer: Did you see much of the city?
GW Bush: Actually I spent all last night in my hotel room eating pretzels and watching television.
Interviewer: Did you watch the Alexyss Tylor show, then?
GW Bush: Is it on Nickelodeon?
Interviewer: No...It's a favourite around these parts. If I may be so bold, one of her recent assertions was that "dick'll make you slap somebody".
GW Bush: Dick will do what?
Interviewer: That dick can and will make you slap somebody.
GW Bush: I never found that. Dick never made me slap anyone. Although he did convince me to carpet-bomb Iraq.
Interviewer: She says that dick is a like a heat-seeking rocket.
GW Bush: Yeah, he likes weapons.
Interviewer: Is your dick powerful?
GW Bush: I would say he is influential. I am the decider. He is merely the one who decides what I must decide.
Interviewer: So you're guided by your dick?
GW Bush: Well, we don't go everywhere together. I told him, for example, that I will not go on hunting trips with him.
Interviewer: What hunting trips?
GW Bush: Mostly for quail.
Interviewer: Quayle?
GW Bush: I'm not a fan.
Interviewer: Of Quayle?
GW Bush: Too hard, too many feathers to pluck, not worth my time.
Interviewer: Feathers?
GW Bush: But Dick likes quail.
Interviewer: Your dick likes Quayle?
GW Bush: He would shoot old men to get to quail. As a matter of fact, he has. Now excuse me, but my favourite cartoon is about to start and I can't miss it.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time Mr President. It's been...um...very revealing.

[LG]

Dick'll make you bomb someone:
http://www.moronincharge.com/Images/cheney_gun.jpg
“The good Lord didn't see fit to put oil and gas only where there are democratically elected regimes friendly to the United States. Occasionally we have to operate in places where, all things considered, one would not normally choose to go. But, we go where the business is.”
Dick Cheney, speech at Cato Institute, June 1998

[phxguy]

20 years ago, I used to do public access TV in New York. I was dumb enough to do a live call-in show about politics. If you look at the blogosphere and see how vicious some posters can be, it was no less vicious on TV 20 years ago. I only did it for a few months, then I got tired of the crap.

[JANIRA]

I HAVE NEVER SLAPPED ANYONE OVER DICK...... BUT I HAVE DICK SLAPPED PLENTY,,LMAO!!!!!

[phxguy]

I HAVE NEVER SLAPPED ANYONE OVER DICK...... BUT I HAVE DICK SLAPPED PLENTY,,LMAO!!!!!

Janira, you can dick slap me anytime. :wink:

[wendy48088]

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