JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
04-28-2007, 01:25 PM
1. If you are going to attend the party it might be a good idea to know what the day is, so when you get to the door the lady at the front isn't looking at you stupid when you are wondering why the entrance fee is a bit more than usual, it's not a typical party night, it's one of the monthly events.........
2. I can't emphasize this enough: LEAVE THE SECURITY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
If your drink tastes bad, figure it out but leave the security alone; if you thought that chick shouldn't have offered you a $50 lapdance figure it out but leave the security alone; if the bathroom is out of toilet paper or the sink was left running by another patron figure it out but leave the security alone, get the hint?!? no? leave the security alone
3. The table at the front of the location is not for you to leave your fucking drinks so you can go outside and tug on a cancer stick.............. enjoy your drink, inhale that shit, then go outside and deduct a day off your life, but don't expect anyone to watch your alcohol while you go do it...............
4. DO NOT DRINK MORE THAN YOU CAN FUCKING HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing is worse than being the dude [or chick] that needs that cab but no cabbie wants to pick you up because that vomit level is at RED instead of orange or yellow
5. My personal favorite: DO NOT LEAVE YOUR FUCKING BRAND NEW CAR RUNNING IN FRONT OF THE CLUB WITH THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION, DOORS UNLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean what the fuck are you a total idiot?!? When you come outside and see that the shit is M.I.A. it's your own fault no one elses................................
nuff said
JWBL™
2. I can't emphasize this enough: LEAVE THE SECURITY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!
If your drink tastes bad, figure it out but leave the security alone; if you thought that chick shouldn't have offered you a $50 lapdance figure it out but leave the security alone; if the bathroom is out of toilet paper or the sink was left running by another patron figure it out but leave the security alone, get the hint?!? no? leave the security alone
3. The table at the front of the location is not for you to leave your fucking drinks so you can go outside and tug on a cancer stick.............. enjoy your drink, inhale that shit, then go outside and deduct a day off your life, but don't expect anyone to watch your alcohol while you go do it...............
4. DO NOT DRINK MORE THAN YOU CAN FUCKING HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing is worse than being the dude [or chick] that needs that cab but no cabbie wants to pick you up because that vomit level is at RED instead of orange or yellow
5. My personal favorite: DO NOT LEAVE YOUR FUCKING BRAND NEW CAR RUNNING IN FRONT OF THE CLUB WITH THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION, DOORS UNLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean what the fuck are you a total idiot?!? When you come outside and see that the shit is M.I.A. it's your own fault no one elses................................
nuff said
JWBL™