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suckseed
04-26-2007, 02:17 AM
I found that 'Thanks Suckseed' post I bumped while reading her old threads trying to find out more about her. That avatar pic...well, she's obviously quite easy on the eyes. Plus she seems rather dark and mysterious and private.
An AntiKelly if you will.
So, unless she objects...I'd like to know more about her. Anyone?
A caveat: I'm not a stalker or anything, just curious. Women with secrets are quite attractive, or can be. Anyone agree?

BeardedOne
04-26-2007, 02:19 AM
I always liked that "Yah, so?" look in the avatar. :D

Bic
04-26-2007, 02:21 AM
agreed she is prertty and seems like she is cool to hang out with

backthen
04-26-2007, 02:25 AM
too bad that crayons is a guy

MacShreach
04-26-2007, 02:30 AM
Please add my name to the official Crayons fan club mailing list. I don't care if she's a guy, especially as there's probably as much chance of me winning the lottery as there is of actually meeting her (a general observation that a few people round here would do well to take heed of.)

Anyway, Crayons is hot. And cool. And I hope she doesn't mind.

suckseed
04-26-2007, 02:32 AM
Crayons is to my knowledge a gg. But in any case, beautiful and articulate.

MacShreach
04-26-2007, 02:35 AM
Crayons is to my knowledge a gg. But in any case, beautiful and articulate.

I was j/k about that to make a point, but thanks anyway, and seconded.

stillies77
04-26-2007, 03:17 AM
i thought crayons was a guy?

Coroner
04-26-2007, 03:20 AM
haha, suckseed, where did u get this immortal-avatar from? ........

suckseed
04-26-2007, 03:26 AM
The same place as most of my amusing pictures...from a place we can't talk about!

suckseed
04-26-2007, 03:27 AM
i thought crayons was a guy?

Why, Stillies?

MrsKellyPierce
04-26-2007, 03:28 AM
Crayons is to my knowledge a gg. But in any case, beautiful and articulate. Sweetie Crayon is a guy. Not a TS and not a GG.

suckseed
04-26-2007, 03:35 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
She said Sue the TV sex therapist 'taught her to squirt!'

Why do you say this?

MrsKellyPierce
04-26-2007, 03:39 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
She said Sue the TV sex therapist 'taught her to squirt!'

Why do you say this? Because when Arianna confronted him he said I can introduce you to the girl in the pic yadda yadda


Then later told Kriss he was the one in the pic.

suckseed
04-26-2007, 03:41 AM
but....but....
<snif>

BeardedOne
04-26-2007, 03:44 AM
but....but....
<snif>

Whose butt? :shock:

I don't see any butt! :o

MrsKellyPierce
04-26-2007, 03:45 AM
but....but....
<snif>

Whose butt? :shock:

I don't see any butt! :o lol

Quinn
04-26-2007, 03:45 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
She said Sue the TV sex therapist 'taught her to squirt!'

Why do you say this?

LOL.... Shame on you, Suckseed. You've been here way too long to make that mistake.

-Quinn

suckseed
04-26-2007, 03:49 AM
nevermind...i have a new fantasy girl i'll never meet. We're goin' out!

crayons
04-26-2007, 03:50 AM
but....but....
<snif>

suckseed, ask Arianna for the full story. I played a joke on her in the thread Kelly is talking about.
And that digusting ass picture of Kelly Shore should be removed. Advocating beastiality in a thread should be deemed illegal.

suckseed
04-26-2007, 04:04 AM
*looks up hopefully*
so...you're the beautiful girl in your avatar?
*straightens tie*
*Nods curtly, rises up on tiptoes*
"Evening!"

michneo
04-26-2007, 04:08 AM
but....but....
<snif>

suckseed, ask Arianna for the full story. I played a joke on her in the thread Kelly is talking about.
And that digusting ass picture of Kelly Shore should be removed. Advocating beastiality in a thread should be deemed illegal.

Yup This is a GG all the way lol Had to log in and vouch for that one

chefmike
04-26-2007, 04:35 AM
Suckers...

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!!

suckseed
04-26-2007, 04:39 AM
Imagine: a man impersonating a woman...
on this forum.

Coroner
04-26-2007, 04:40 AM
The same place as most of my amusing pictures...from a place we can't talk about!

I was asking because teh two guys make up a band called Immortal from Norway. A Black Metal band......

NYCe
04-26-2007, 04:41 AM
Imagine: a man impersonating a woman...
on this forum.
:shock:
Say it ain't so.

partlycloudy
04-26-2007, 05:34 AM
http://www.xpeeps.com/member.php?u=135229&hash=

Fox
04-26-2007, 05:50 AM
Yeah, I always thought she was intriguing. She reminds of a GG friend whose brutally honest and doesn't take shit off of anyone, and sexy as hell too.

Kriss
04-26-2007, 02:02 PM
Crayons is to my knowledge a gg. But in any case, beautiful and articulate.

Yeah, at first i thought crayons was a (somewhat pretentious) girl because of the writing style........that of a 12 year old girl. Then i thought it was a dude who thought "i'll reperesent myself with this 'barely legal' girl avatar", nothing wrong with that i suppose.


I hate to get all nazi on you, but meeting girls on craigslist is like walking into a brothel in Vila Mimosa and requesting bareback sex with all the residents of the house.

but this line is obviously from a man, the sneering style hints at TS humour but alas it's just not that funny or witty so i would say crayons is DEFINATELY a man, possibly into T-girls , probably occasionally 'bats for the other team'.

MacShreach
04-26-2007, 02:25 PM
the truth

Thankyou PC, for another precious illusion neatly shattered.

suckseed
04-26-2007, 06:43 PM
Well, how do we know Crayons isn't dirtyxtrina?

Here's what I've learned thx to partlycloudy:
1. How old are you? 18-20
2. What is your sexual orientation? Bisexual
3. Have you ever given somone oral sex? Sure I have
4. Have you ever received oral sex? Yes, of course
5. How many sexual partners have you had? 1-5
6. What is your pubic hair style? Shaved bald, nice and clean
7. What is your choice of underwear style? Thong
8. Have you ever had anal sex? Sort of tried to
9. What is your favorite position? Anything that gets me off
10. How often do you masturbate? Never, that's not for me
11. Have you ever kissed a girl? Yes, for sure
12. Have you ever had sex with a girl? Yes, I sure have
13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos? Yes, taken them
14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once? Yes, a threesome
15. Have you watched porn? Yes, of course. Who hasn't?
16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area? Nope, I am modest
17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex? Yes, watched others, but never been watched
18. Spit or swallow? Spit for like, swallow for love
19. Have you ever had an orgasm? Of course, all of the time
20. Do you own any sex toys? Nope, none for me

And she's from Georgia. I lived there for many years. Oh man, some southern tough girl/georgia peaches will melt your heart. When I was seventeen, a twenty seven year old that was as cute as this girl that had always hated me, being the only youngster in a house full of older guys, always insulting me, got in my waterbed and told me to fuck her out of the blue.
She didn't have to ask twice. But I pulled her jeans off and encountered the only truly stinky pussy I've ever met. I came out from the covers, releasing a couple of seagulls and a pelican, gave her my best three minutes, got up to shower and she was gone when I got back. She never mentioned it to me ever, continued to come over, invariably annoucing her presence in the house with a loud 'Wooo!' while holding up a bottle of tequila. At least she quit being mean to me.

suckseed
04-30-2007, 11:12 AM
I went back and saw Crayons' remark to Ari. I think Crayons is a she.
At any rate, if that's not accurate, then Crayons has maintained a false persona this whole time.
I'm never gonna meet the woman in the avatar anyway...I like the idea that a tough Georgia girl visits HA.
Under 20 though? Hmm.

Bic
05-01-2007, 03:37 AM
wow this went off topic, but i agree, the girl in the avatar is pretty and has the attuide to match