Too well endowed....................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

anyone get the "that dick is too big!!!!!!!!!!!!!" aka the "ayyyyyyyy papi, es mucho grande" aka "where you think you puttin that?!?" speech on multiple occasions???

[MrsKellyPierce]

lol Johnny you are in love with your penis

[lust4ts]

It's happened to this guy once or twice before :lol: ................

[hwbs]

just gotta be happy with what u are born with :roll:

[MrsKellyPierce]

Johnny don't most girls tell guys it's big or omg you're so big lol

[NYCe]

All the time.

[BeardedOne]

I'm not especially blessed in the dick department (Perhaps average or slightly above average), but I did have one dance with a lovely GG where she exclaimed "Omigawd! You're too big!".

Of course, this pumped up the ego and made me =bigger=! :shock:

I figured that since she was a rather small girl, that she was, shall we say, proptional in the vaginal division? :shrug

I rolled on my back and let her do the driving from that point and heaven was acheieved for both parties. :wink:

<Thinking>

I have gotten similar reactions a couple of times, but am reluctant to say 'multiple occassions'.

*Sigh* I honestly hoped to see that girl this past weekend. Fate sux. :x

[Mami-Liiciouz]

lmao. ya'll are too much.

[BeardedOne]

Johnny don't most girls tell guys it's big or omg you're so big lol

"My body is a movie, and your penis is the star!"

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm, hi Kiely

hehe

I see her fine ass and i think about those fuckin Axe Bom Chicka WahWah commercials

anyway

I'm just saying, I know I ain't alone, fuck the modest bullshit this is a forum not Club Vapor, share the stories you nervous fucks, and that picture
http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/354a_927.jpg was hilarious

[MrsKellyPierce]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm, hi Kiely

hehe

I see her fine ass and i think about those fuckin Axe Bom Chicka WahWah commercials

anyway

I'm just saying, I know I ain't alone, fuck the modest bullshit this is a forum not Club Vapor, share the stories you nervous fucks, and that picture
http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/354a_927.jpg was hilarious
Well Johnny lets see it lol

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

lol, Kelly you're silly

[Mami-Liiciouz]

lol, Kelly you're silly

i`m with Kelly on this... Let's see if we will say the same.

i`m not going to front, but i said it to a guy once lmao. :oops:

[MrsKellyPierce]

Yeah Lets see it Johnny..weren't you the one that viewed me on webcam or was that Hollywood?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

hmmmmmmmmmmm pm me on yahoo let's flirt

[hwbs]

wasnt me...im hardly ever on yahoo...just to play some pinochle :mrgreen:

[MrsKellyPierce]

hmmmmmmmmmmm pm me on yahoo let's flirt I have to run to Mcdonalds then I will lol

[Vala_TS]

I don't really think there is such a thing as too big unless you're bigger than 8" long as that's the max the ass can take. I've dreamed of taking an 8" dick in my ass to feel 100% full.

Vala,

[hwbs]

im always getting spam penis enlargement emails...they must be trying to give me a hint :king

[freak]

all I know is mine is big enough that I get off every time. And that is all that matters

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

hmmmmmmmm at the thought of Vala walking slowly the next day

[canihavu]

Actually a girl did tell me that before. She ended up taking it like a champ though...

[Solitary Brother]

No lie......I made a girl who wasnt a virgin bleed before......AND SHE WASNT ON HER PERIOD.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

lol, done that a few times

[Vala_TS]

hmmmmmmmm at the thought of Vala walking slowly the next day

LOL! Thanks.

Vala,

[MrsKellyPierce]

lol This has me laughing and Johnny did you show her yet?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I didn't show anything, lol
my yahoo is on Kelly

[MrsKellyPierce]

I didn't show anything, lol
my yahoo is on Kelly Oh I thought she was checking it out lol

[Ecstatic]

Nope, but then I've never had anyone complain that it was too small, either. :) My post-op friend told me that I'm the perfect size for her; she said some guys are too big for her.

I have told a couple of partners they were too big, though. One girl I know is "only" about 7" long, but she has the thickest cock, almost too big to suck. Fortunately for me, she was a bottom.

[blckhaze]

only once, but the girl was a virgin. took her 3 tries b4 i whipped out the lube and worked it in. God blees Platinum Wet.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I swore I'd never speak on this but I was in the red light district a few years back and walked down the [wrong, hehe] street looking for my cousins (who live in Holland) we got separated because I ran to a citibank atm and they went to some pub; to make a long story short I was drunk and these trannies were behind their glass doors knocking and showing off [the goods]; so my drunk ass held up the wait a minute finger and dropped my sweatpants and laughed at those heathens looks of disbelief, then I walked off.....................bitches came out of their doors yelling wait come back, LMAO

mods we need to plan a Euro trip sometime this summer

[hwbs]

we need to start with dinner and drinks first , lmao

[tsntx]

all I know is mine is big enough that I get off every time. And that is all that matters

lol :claps

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

im always getting spam penis enlargement emails...they must be trying to give me a hint :king

Dont be so modest Pickles..I actually think that you're FINE in that department! LOL Hehe ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[hwbs]

must be my twin..... :wink:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

must be my twin..... :wink:

LOL..My eyes were fine..I couldnt be wrong now could I? Its not always lenght that matters ya know! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

the two of yous go get a room j/k

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

the two of yous go get a room j/k

LOL..:lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[breastyy]

have to say i have been watching to much porn over the years

always thought what i saw was the average size guys/ha had

i am about 7" which i thought was small according to my girlfriend thats not the case

oh jimmy carr joke

anyone getting paranoid about the enlarge your penis emails? i get about 10 a day....8 from my girlfriend.........its two from my mum that really hurt

[Bigguy]

all I know is mine is big enough that I get off every time. And that is all that matters
I bet that is what this guy tells himself all the time.

[TSChaser]

Happens a lot.

The most recent comment was "what the fuck am I supposed to do with that?!?!?!?"

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I always love it when you pull out the Magnum XL's and her face changes and the eyes get bigger, like "What the fuck have I gotten myself into

what I hate the most is the "what is a slim guy like you doing with that?!?" line

ugh