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Hara_Juku Tgirl
04-08-2007, 09:05 AM
You know youre addicted to the internet when..

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.

3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

7. Your cat has its own homepage.

8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."

9. You have your screen name as your license plate.

10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.

11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.

12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.

13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.

14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".

15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.

16. You have internet in your bathroom.

17. You name your dog DotCom.

18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.
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Lmao.. :lol:

~Kisses.

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a994
04-08-2007, 09:28 AM
You hook a large tubed bottle to your genitalia to prevent those annoying trips to the bathroom.

Hara_Juku Tgirl
04-08-2007, 09:51 AM
You hook a large tubed bottle to your genitalia to prevent those annoying trips to the bathroom.

Lmao :lol: I know a few who's done this. I also know of a guy who pissed at his cup and later on forgot he pissed on it and accidentally drank his pee! LOL

:lol:

~Kisses.

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SarahG
04-08-2007, 11:33 AM
Hmm, let's see... I think I have done a few of these.


You know youre addicted to the internet when..

1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

I've done this one, seriously.



4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

Oh, I am way worse than that- my IM programs are running 24/7 and only log off if I have to restart for system updates or have my isp connection go down.



8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."


Done that one, not always with AOL tho, especially to keep in touch with people from the last state I lived in.



10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.


If you mean lan's, then yes I used to do one once a month and would go to three or four a week. Who ever knew I would be a casual gamer?



12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.


I check my email, IM programs and certain message boards before I leave my bed.



13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.


Yup, this one is me again. I do occasionally send family members flowers though so maybe I am just not "hard core" enough yet. Then again, I order the flowers online....



16. You have internet in your bathroom.


Yup, first thing I do whenever I move is wire the place with cat5, throw some jacks in each room and setup my home network (usually wired & wireless both).

My whole room revolves around two things; my computer, my bed. Everything has been made to work around/with the two. I even have a video capture card setup so I can use one of my two monitors as a tv (threw the computer so I can record of course...).

The table/counter next to the bed isn't finished, once it gets warmer we're going to fiberglass it over (actually use the wood as fiberglass "cloth" and apply to it the harderner/filler/etc) and then smooth it out & paint it, probably black to match the rest of the room but I haven't thought that far ahead yet.

So wait... this addiction you speak of... you mean it's a bad thing?!? :oops:

Hara_Juku Tgirl
04-08-2007, 12:39 PM
Nope..not a bad thing but I just thought it was funny tho now that we're all thinking about it! LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

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werwt22
04-08-2007, 03:54 PM
LOL The phone was ringing and I had just missed the call while sitting at my comp and to check who was on the caller ID I pressed /r on my keyboard (from WoW). I've also found myself saying T-Y instead of thank you and saying the word noob a little more LOL.

peggygee
04-08-2007, 04:31 PM
"Hi, I'm Peggy, and I'm a IT addict".

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/grafitimonitor4x5twerk.jpg

By the way, I'm posting this from the bathroom. :oops:

Hara_Juku Tgirl
04-08-2007, 07:12 PM
Peg I love your new Av! :P

~Kisses.

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alrock_ny
04-08-2007, 08:48 PM
When you take pictures of yourself just so you can post them on myspace!

wendy48088
04-09-2007, 04:09 AM
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posty
04-09-2007, 04:21 AM
When you take pictures of yourself just so you can post them on myspace!

Or here...

Way to sport the HA website in the background. Nice touch.

wendy48088
04-09-2007, 04:32 AM
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peggygee
04-09-2007, 05:00 AM
Peg I love your new Av! :P

~Kisses.

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Thanks sweety, I'm 'chillin like a villain', as
I implement my plan for world domination.

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/pinky_and_the_brain_l.jpg

Aragon21
04-09-2007, 07:22 AM
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/pinky_and_the_brain_l.jpg

I loved this show!

Pinky: But gee Brain, what are we doing tomorrow?
Brain: The same thing we do everyday, Pinky. Try and take over the world.

"They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!"