The Sickly Crumbs of the Crumpets of Deceit!!!!

[insert_namehere]

I KNEW IT!!!!

You friggin' teabaggers!! All the time you're acting so civilized and trying to be "rational" and stuff with us Americans, while secretly you're plotting an invasion!

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1259477,00.html

Thank goodness "Bald Eagle" Michael Chertoff is on the case! Now, I'm not sure what a "clean skin" is... or whether I should even care, but all I know is I'm not going to suffer under the cruel repression of having to call cookies "biscuits" or liberty fries "chips".

If it's on the internet, it MUST BE TRUE!!!!!

Don't even TRY to talk me out of my paranoia... And YES... I'm talking about YOU "Mr. I love Christine Bianchina" and "Mr. LG (Smirky Frog)"!!!

[Quinn]

LMAO..... That tears it. A stronger case for the invasion of the UK would be harder to find. As always, we can rely upon Bush and the to other chickenhawks to know precisely what to do (Seinfeld strategy, anyone?).

-Quinn

[insert_namehere]

Trying that "soothing, rational" tone on me, again, are you?

FORGET IT!!!

Come on, just admit that you Limeys can't wait to see us robust Americans calling potato chips "crisps" and having to put a "u" in the word "color".

Friggin fanatics!

[insert_namehere]

By land or by sea? We got this secret code involving laterns and the old North Church and it's kind of critical that I know which it is.

But don't tell anyone cuz it's a BIG SECRET!