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Realgirls4me
04-06-2007, 12:52 AM
Just seconds ago, I received my Hung Angles Rolex gold watch to commenmorate my 2000th post from the Fedex delivery man (I'm still wondering why he laughed all the way back to his delivery van ... and since when did Rolex become a Chinese firm?).
Along with the watch, the following letter came with it:
*************************************
Congratulations, Mr Realgirls4me.
In commemoration of your highly valued membership here, we will also
award you with the following entertainment (linked below) following the
ticker tape parade we have planned for you down Broadway in the
company of the lovely women pictured below. Nothing less should be
expected for a member who has gawked, lusted, slobbered,
swooned, romanticized, argued, criticized, bumped, aroused, bored,
laughed, cried, etc., and played grammar police to those few posters
who insist on making lengthy paragraphs giant run-on sentences,or
who wouldn't know a comma from a frying pan[Hee-hee]. And to think
you did it all in a measly 2000 posts. Welcome to that exclusive club,
and on top of all that,don't forget that you now -- yes NOW -- have the
restroom privileges you have always coveted and which you didn't
have before around here. ...Remember the countless times we made you
hold it? Well, no more. No more!
Well done, sir. We applaud you, and just wait to see what we have waiting
for your 3000th posting(We are working out the details with Seanchai for
you to accompany him on his next photo shoot in Darfur). :)
Sincerely,
The Hung Angels Moderators and staff.
******************************************
Entertainment following the parade:
... I'm rich with love, a millionaire, I've so much, it's unfair, why don't you take a share...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kTN8zSULg0 (Tom)
How does he sing without moving his lips on this beautifully haunting song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7cociXxt78
You've booked the following one-hit wonder band for wittle ol' me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd3Q4hBbalo
Trivia Two of the three songs listed above have something currently in common. What?
;)
we hand picked it from canal street.....i had to throw in my umbrella to seal the deal...it was pouring out :lol:
Realgirls4me
04-06-2007, 01:01 AM
we hand picked it from canal street.....i had to throw in my umbrella to seal the deal...it was pouring out :lol:
LOL!
Thanks, and how did you get Tom Jones to perform at my gig (what dancing) ?
we called in a favor...nyce beat him in a dance off :wink:
specialk
04-06-2007, 01:12 AM
Way to go Real :!: :!:
Realgirls4me
04-06-2007, 01:16 AM
Way to go Real :!: :!:
Thanks, Special K. ...Thinking about it now, if I only could have harnessed one-twentieth the hours I've spent on here for something really productive. Oh the pain ... the pain. ;)
Quinn
04-06-2007, 01:18 AM
LMAO @ the shoot in Darfur....... Great post, Real. Congrats on your 2000th post.
-Quinn
specialk
04-06-2007, 01:18 AM
Way to go Real :!: :!:
Thanks, Special K. ...Thinking about it now, if I only could have harnessed one-twentieth the hours I've spent on here for something really productive. Oh the pain ... the pain. ;)
That could apply to many other peeps here :wink:
Realgirls4me
04-06-2007, 01:20 AM
LMAO @ the shoot in Darfur....... Great post, Real. Congrats on your 2000th post.
-Quinn
Quinn: I really had to think about using that one. Christ, the imagery of it all.
Thank you again, and care to take a shot at my trivia question? You're smart.
:)
Special K: The Hung Angels Pink Blazer! My gawd, I REALLY have made it to the bigtime. Yeehaw!
:D
Coroner
04-06-2007, 01:38 AM
wtg, dude!
2000 words and such promises.... hey I´m gonna spam worse than spedius :)
Realgirls4me
04-06-2007, 01:43 AM
wtg, dude!
2000 words and such promises.... hey I´m gonna spam worse than spedius :)
Coroner,
LOL! Thank you, and keep us (ahem)abreast of when you reach 1000. I'm sure the staff here will provide you with something of the same quality that my HungAngels Rolex watch is. LOL!
:)
Coroner
04-06-2007, 01:48 AM
:lol:
They´ll show me where the door is after my 1000 post
Oh yeah, you forgot the two free tickets for Free Deep-Fried Javelina Hog-On-A-Stick Night at Arnold's Pig-On-A-Stick.
Anyway, CONGRATULATIONS! And we'll send those tickets right out to you!
(a few minutes later, turns to head IT person in the HA office and asks, "What do you mean you took those two tickets and took the strawberry you met on 80th and Main for lunch? What the heck were you doing there anyway? You were supposed to be WORKING!")
Uhhh, on second thought Realgirls4me, how does a 4-cent discount on a 99-cent McDonalds cheeseburger sound? We'll put the check in the mail first thing tomorrow morning.
Realgirls4me
04-06-2007, 01:59 AM
Oh yeah, you forgot the two free tickets for Free Deep-Fried Javelina Hog-On-A-Stick Night at Arnold's Pig-On-A-Stick.
Anyway, CONGRATULATIONS! And we'll send those tickets right out to you!
(a few minutes later, turns to head IT person in the HA office and asks, "What do you mean you took those two tickets and took the strawberry you met on 80th and Main for lunch? What the heck were you doing there anyway? You were supposed to be WORKING!")
Uhhh, on second thought Realgirls4me, how does a 4-cent discount on a 99-cent McDonalds cheeseburger sound? We'll put the check in the mail first thing tomorrow morning.
Ha-ha! Hey, I'm actually relishing a good cheeseburger right now. I had one at Dave and Busters last night which has placed me on this hamburger fix of sorts. Any difference twixt the two ya think?
A whole four cents, huh? :)
I don't know about Dave and Buster's actually.
As for the check, it would have been a whole nickel, but...well, you know what happens when your IT guy allows a female crackhead to get loose in the office, right?
Realgirls4me
04-06-2007, 02:06 AM
I don't know about Dave and Buster's actually.
As for the check, it would have been a whole nickel, but...well, you know what happens when your IT guy allows a female crackhead to get loose in the office, right?
LOL! No, I can't say I know what that is like.
This, at the Hung Angels office ?! You don't say?
:D
Madison
04-06-2007, 02:06 AM
Congratulations!!!!! Real....Muah
wombat33
04-06-2007, 02:50 AM
Just seconds ago, I received my Hung Angles Rolex gold watch to commenmorate my 2000th post from the Fedex delivery man (I'm still wondering why he laughed all the way back to his delivery van ... and since when did Rolex become a Chinese firm?).
Along with the watch, the following letter came with it:
*************************************
Congratulations, Mr Realgirls4me.
In commemoration of your highly valued membership here, we will also
award you with the following entertainment (linked below) following the
ticker tape parade we have planned for you down Broadway in the
company of the lovely women pictured below. Nothing less should be
expected for a member who has gawked, lusted, slobbered,
swooned, romanticized, argued, criticized, bumped, aroused, bored,
laughed, cried, etc., and played grammar police to those few posters
who insist on making lengthy paragraphs giant run-on sentences,or
who wouldn't know a comma from a frying pan[Hee-hee]. And to think
you did it all in a measly 2000 posts. Welcome to that exclusive club,
and on top of all that,don't forget that you now -- yes NOW -- have the
restroom privileges you have always coveted and which you didn't
have before around here. ...Remember the countless times we made you
hold it? Well, no more. No more!
Well done, sir. We applaud you, and just wait to see what we have waiting
for your 3000th posting(We are working out the details with Seanchai for
you to accompany him on his next photo shoot in Darfur). :)
Sincerely,
The Hung Angels Moderators and staff.
******************************************
Entertainment following the parade:
... I'm rich with love, a millionaire, I've so much, it's unfair, why don't you take a share...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kTN8zSULg0 (Tom)
How does he sing without moving his lips on this beautifully haunting song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7cociXxt78
You've booked the following one-hit wonder band for wittle ol' me?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd3Q4hBbalo
Trivia Two of the three songs listed above have something currently in common. What?
;)
CONGRATS AND THANK YOU FOR THE GOOD FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Realgirls4me
04-06-2007, 03:07 AM
CONGRATS AND THANK YOU FOR THE GOOD FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you. Though relatively lengthy, it was all meant as a fun read, and I did -- I DID -- harbor serious reservations about using the Seanchai/Darfur line fwiw. I should have used Alaska.
The 2000th post just provided an outlet or reason to have a little fun as others have. It was something simply to break the monotony in here.
I'm glad you liked it. It made it worth the effort then. :)
By the way, no one has attempted to answer the trivia question. Maybe it was too lengthy? :(
Ecstatic
04-06-2007, 05:07 AM
Hey! When did HA start giving out Rolex watches for your 2000th post? All I got was this lousy T....
....shirt.
Congrats, Rg4m, and welcome to the club. :)
Realgirls4me
04-06-2007, 05:23 AM
Hey! When did HA start giving out Rolex watches for your 2000th post? All I got was this lousy T...
....shirt.
Congrats, Rg4m, and welcome to the club. :)
Thank you very much. It's an honor coming from you, Ecstatic. By the way, if we were to convert these posts into baseball hits, I would not even be on the Top 100 list. On the other hand, you're up there with Stan Musial.
http://www.thebaseballpage.com/pp/top100_hits.php
Keep swinging away my friend. :)
Realgirls4me
04-06-2007, 05:25 AM
By the way, the watch I got came with a note that says that it's right at least twice a day. It's stopped already fwiw.
;)
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