The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

[muttley]

Ok I'll start this one off. then the next person posts one of their own.

Good: Your son seems to be spending more time in his room.
Bad: You find a collection of porn videos under his bed.
Ugly: You're in them.

[wombat33]

Ok I'll start this one off. then the next person posts one of their own.

Good: Your son seems to be spending more time in his room.
Bad: You find a collection of porn videos under his bed.
Ugly: You're in them.


Good: You just gave head at 2:00 p.m. to the hottest T-girl escort on the face of the earth.

Bad: You post it here to brag about it.

Ugly: Another guy posts that she topped him bareback at 1:00 p.m.



Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

[muttley]

Good: Your husband has decided to take an interest in his appearance.
Bad: He has also started wearing your clothes.
Ugly: He looks better than you in them.

[Taom]

Good: You find $20 in a pair of pants you're about to wash
Bad: You washed the jeans that had the girl from the bar's phone number in them
Ugly: Seeing her at the bar again, only you aren't drunk this time

[Vicki Richter]

Good: You have hot sex
Bad: You don't remember it
Ugly: It was Rush Limbaugh

[muttley]

Good: Your son is seeing someone new.
Bad: Its another man.
Ugly: Your best Friend

[wombat33]

Good: Your husband has decided to take an interest in his appearance.
Bad: He has also started wearing your clothes.
Ugly: He looks better than you in them.


HAH!!!

[muttley]

Good: Your Favorite Led Zeppelin song is about to come on TV.
Bad: Its a cover version
Ugly: Its Rolf Harris

Ok so I really hate Rolf Harris and think he is criminally insane for singing Stairway to Heaven with a wobble-board. He need to be hung for treason.

[MISTYNITELY]

Good : The love of your life has 11 inches. Bad: You just found out he/she is 15 . Ugly:When you try to leave him/her calls the cops and has u arrested.