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chefmike
03-12-2007, 09:20 PM
What would you put on her...and why?
MrsKellyPierce
03-12-2007, 09:24 PM
Oh lordy kills Chef!
Vala_TS
03-12-2007, 09:28 PM
Cum and lots of it!

Vala,
chefmike
03-12-2007, 09:31 PM
So you're talking about a salami-stuffed burger, Vala?
Vala_TS
03-12-2007, 09:33 PM
So you're talking about a salami-stuffed burger, Vala?

Yeah. I guess it's a new idea.

Vala,
Azanti
03-12-2007, 10:02 PM
Veggie Burger
North_of_60
03-12-2007, 10:08 PM
Dinner time, chef ? Making me hungry with this Kelly burger.
Foie gras with truffles, lots of cream... and myself, of course, red wine-macerated.
elo
03-12-2007, 10:15 PM
Hmmm...i would put cheese from her cock on it.So tasty! :lol:
MonsieurValentine
03-12-2007, 10:16 PM
southern fried vienna sausages.
arc angel
03-12-2007, 10:22 PM
i would have jennifer paris on top hold the cheese and the pickle i will have them on the side.
chefmike
03-12-2007, 10:27 PM
southern fried vienna sausages.

LMAO...I'll have to remember that one...that's right up there with E's fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches(which I actually tried one baked night)...culinary sodomy...southern-style...ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Coroner
03-12-2007, 10:31 PM
Iīd call a food-inspector to check out if the burgerīs not BSE-infected
MrsKellyPierce
03-12-2007, 10:38 PM
Iīd call a food-inspector to check out if the burgerīs not BSE-infected lol at someone's ego still being hurt
MrsKellyPierce
03-12-2007, 10:59 PM
i would have jennifer paris on top hold the cheese and the pickle i will have them on the side. lmao you are dirty
Quinn
03-12-2007, 11:02 PM
Well, the burger already has plenty of cheese, so that's taken care of. It could definitely use hot sauce though :P

-Quinn

P.S. Relax, it's only a joke..
Coroner
03-12-2007, 11:22 PM
Iīd call a food-inspector to check out if the burgerīs not BSE-infected lol at someone's ego still being hurt

No, I care for peopleīs health.
Ecstatic
03-12-2007, 11:27 PM
Hmmm, a porcini mushroom, whisky and cream sauce would be good. Medium rare, over an open flame: lord knows we have enough of them here (open flames, that is).
MrsKellyPierce
03-12-2007, 11:30 PM
Iīd call a food-inspector to check out if the burgerīs not BSE-infected lol at someone's ego still being hurt

No, I care for peopleīs health. I'm quite healthy thanks I don't sleep around...I've only been with three guys and still got checked regularly eventhough I was with each of them a couple years...Safe sex is what I stood for..for years! And still do and getting yourself checked. So maybe you should point that judgemental fingers of yours at someone else darling. Just because I pointed out that posting pictures that are supposed to mean something is B-O-R-I-N-G.
Quinn
03-12-2007, 11:31 PM
Hmmm, a porcini mushroom, whisky and cream sauce would be good. Medium rare, over an open flame

Damn, does that sound good.

-Quinn
blackmagic
03-13-2007, 12:52 AM
"id add some mustard, stick my dick between the buns and fuck it" :lol:
MrsKellyPierce
03-13-2007, 01:02 AM
"id add some mustard, stick my dick between the buns and fuck it" :lol: :lol:
Coroner
03-13-2007, 01:05 AM
Iīd call a food-inspector to check out if the burgerīs not BSE-infected lol at someone's ego still being hurt

No, I care for peopleīs health. I'm quite healthy thanks I don't sleep around...I've only been with three guys and still got checked regularly eventhough I was with each of them a couple years...Safe sex is what I stood for..for years! And still do and getting yourself checked. So maybe you should point that judgemental fingers of yours at someone else darling. Just because I pointed out that posting pictures that are supposed to mean something is B-O-R-I-N-G.

It was supposed to be a wee joke, not an anal-ysis. In this thread youīre supposed to be a burger and burgers donīt have boysfriends and they donīt make an AIDS-test. But BSE-tests if you know what BSE is......

Donīt take this personal, only my two cents to you as a burger.....
DavidLynch
03-13-2007, 01:34 AM
Where's the meat?

8)
TSFanTN
03-13-2007, 01:41 AM
"I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz 57, and french fried potato

Big "kosher pickle" and a cold glass beer

Good God almighty, which way do I steer?"
elo
03-13-2007, 01:46 AM
The meat.Almost forgotten the most importing thing.Here it is
chefmike
03-13-2007, 03:49 AM
The meat.Almost forgotten the most importing thing.Here it is

"Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast..."

Although that looks more like tube steak, Kelly... :wink:

Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

Brett: No.

Jules: Tell him, Vincent.

Vincent: Royale with cheese.

Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?

Brett: Because of the metric system?

Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker.
specialk
03-13-2007, 03:55 AM
The meat.Almost forgotten the most importing thing.Here it is

"Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast..."

Although that looks more like tube steak, Kelly... :wink:

Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

Brett: No.

Jules: Tell him, Vincent.


Vincent: Royale with cheese.

Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?

Brett: Because of the metric system?

Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart motherfucker.
LMAO Chef do you have those lines memorized?
ohioboy
03-13-2007, 03:56 AM
unfortunately it was smeared on the back window of a car. Poor Brett.
chefmike
03-13-2007, 03:59 AM
"I DO love the taste of a good burger!"
MrsKellyPierce
03-13-2007, 04:04 AM
The meat.Almost forgotten the most importing thing.Here it is Elo will you stop posting that pic
gummi baer
03-13-2007, 04:15 AM
You don't put anything on a White Castle. They taste the way they taste just fine.
chefmike
03-13-2007, 04:24 AM
LMAO Chef do you have those lines memorized?

At least I didn't ask her if that was a Big Kahuna burger... :lol:
ezed
03-13-2007, 06:34 AM
What would you put on her...and why?

I put a paper wrap on her. Stuff her in a bag. Call Fed-ex. And say "Get this to the Sudan, Pronto!!!!

Why, I don't know. Sounds like fun.
chefmike
03-13-2007, 06:58 AM
Sounds profitable also, ezed...

Hhhhmmmm...

Kelly's first porn title...

I Was A White Slave Tranny In The Sudan?

Whatcha think, Kelly?

Just sign right here, sugarbritches...

And yes...

I will expect sexual favors, Kelly.
ILuvGurls
03-13-2007, 02:33 PM
"I DO love the taste of a good burger!"

gotta love it......watched it this weekend on encore.
MrsKellyPierce
03-13-2007, 05:39 PM
Sounds profitable also, ezed...

Hhhhmmmm...

Kelly's first porn title...

I Was A White Slave Tranny In The Sudan?

Whatcha think, Kelly?

Just sign right here, sugarbritches...

And yes...

I will expect sexual favors, Kelly. lol I love that you call me sugarbritches and no Chefmike.
peterdavies37
03-13-2007, 05:59 PM
The meat.Almost forgotten the most importing thing.Here it is Elo will you stop posting that pic

Why don't you like the pic. Kelly?

Am I missing something here?
Taom
03-13-2007, 06:02 PM
she's probably tired of seeing it all the time on here.
It's been entered into several posts lately
Felicia Katt
03-14-2007, 04:30 AM
The meat.Almost forgotten the most importing thing.Here it is Elo will you stop posting that pic

Why don't you like the pic. Kelly?

Am I missing something here?

because you put bacon on a burger, not sausage :)

meow
FK
the Adrienne Barbeaubot
03-14-2007, 04:50 AM
"Hold the pickles,Hold the lettuce!" I just want a hot juicy rare Kelly Burger with 2 soft buns...to go please. :D