LG
03-09-2007, 01:39 PM
Here's something to piss off the conservatives. Just 'cause I feel like it today.
I haven't looked through the whole site, but here are some of the funnier definitions from the first third or so of this dictionary.
http://www.republicandictionary.com/
bias
1. A predisposition held by many liberal journalists to support or denounce a certain point of view, which invariably influences their reporting. Conservative journalists are open-minded enough to avoid this problem, as is the very fair and balanced Fox News Channel. Reporting on events which appears to imply failure or wrongdoing by President Bush or the Republican Party in any circumstance is a reliable indicator of bias.
Brown, Michael "Brownie"
1. Former director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, appointed by President George W. Bush. Brown was appointed to this position for his strong experience in emergency management from his tenure as Commissioner of the International Arabian Horse Association and being a former college roommate of a major Bush campaign fundraiser.
Bush, George W.
1. Elected by a vast majority of voters in 2000 and 2004, George W. Bush is the current president of the United States, "Our Leader".
2. President Bush is a straight shooter who is just like you and me. Lacking the pansy intellectualism typical of many liberal leaders, President Bush knows there is a simple answer to every problem and that complicated statistics and studies by "experts" are barriers to progress. As such, President Bush is celebrated for consulting God and his gut when determining the best course of action for our nation at home and abroad.
3. The leader of the Good side in our current battle against the Evil side. Which side are you on?
4. The Way, the Truth, and the Life. No man cometh unto the Father except through Him.
energy policy
1. The government policy of powering the nation and funding energy research that is best drafted by well-rounded and conflict-of-interest free experts from energy corporations and other donors to the Republican Party.
environmentalism
1. The un-American philosophy that the natural environment should be protected from destruction and contamination, which is typically advanced through authoritarian means such as forcing corporations to control their pollution, lobbying the government to fund alternative energy research, and promoting the suspicious act of recycling.
flip-flop
1. Slang. The weak-minded act of changing or slightly altering an opinion after a consideration of facts and circumstances. Typically a symptom of intellectualism.
global warming
1. A fraudulent theory of pollution-induced climate change promoted by a vast global conspiracy of thousands of alarmist environmental scientists, who are determined to establish a radical oppressive government bent on destroying the economy of the United States by forcing corporations to spend modest sums of capital on environmental upgrades for their polluting factories.
Should public opinion demand action on this issue, the term "climate change" has been tested as an effective alternative to diminish public concern.
gut
1. Along with God "The Almighty", gut is a frequent and celebrated advisor to President George W. Bush for domestic and international affairs. Gut often bears a striking resemblance to Karl Rove, Vice President Dick Cheney, and corporate think tanks.
I haven't looked through the whole site, but here are some of the funnier definitions from the first third or so of this dictionary.
http://www.republicandictionary.com/
bias
1. A predisposition held by many liberal journalists to support or denounce a certain point of view, which invariably influences their reporting. Conservative journalists are open-minded enough to avoid this problem, as is the very fair and balanced Fox News Channel. Reporting on events which appears to imply failure or wrongdoing by President Bush or the Republican Party in any circumstance is a reliable indicator of bias.
Brown, Michael "Brownie"
1. Former director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, appointed by President George W. Bush. Brown was appointed to this position for his strong experience in emergency management from his tenure as Commissioner of the International Arabian Horse Association and being a former college roommate of a major Bush campaign fundraiser.
Bush, George W.
1. Elected by a vast majority of voters in 2000 and 2004, George W. Bush is the current president of the United States, "Our Leader".
2. President Bush is a straight shooter who is just like you and me. Lacking the pansy intellectualism typical of many liberal leaders, President Bush knows there is a simple answer to every problem and that complicated statistics and studies by "experts" are barriers to progress. As such, President Bush is celebrated for consulting God and his gut when determining the best course of action for our nation at home and abroad.
3. The leader of the Good side in our current battle against the Evil side. Which side are you on?
4. The Way, the Truth, and the Life. No man cometh unto the Father except through Him.
energy policy
1. The government policy of powering the nation and funding energy research that is best drafted by well-rounded and conflict-of-interest free experts from energy corporations and other donors to the Republican Party.
environmentalism
1. The un-American philosophy that the natural environment should be protected from destruction and contamination, which is typically advanced through authoritarian means such as forcing corporations to control their pollution, lobbying the government to fund alternative energy research, and promoting the suspicious act of recycling.
flip-flop
1. Slang. The weak-minded act of changing or slightly altering an opinion after a consideration of facts and circumstances. Typically a symptom of intellectualism.
global warming
1. A fraudulent theory of pollution-induced climate change promoted by a vast global conspiracy of thousands of alarmist environmental scientists, who are determined to establish a radical oppressive government bent on destroying the economy of the United States by forcing corporations to spend modest sums of capital on environmental upgrades for their polluting factories.
Should public opinion demand action on this issue, the term "climate change" has been tested as an effective alternative to diminish public concern.
gut
1. Along with God "The Almighty", gut is a frequent and celebrated advisor to President George W. Bush for domestic and international affairs. Gut often bears a striking resemblance to Karl Rove, Vice President Dick Cheney, and corporate think tanks.