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Kriss
03-09-2007, 01:00 PM
What are Your favourite Euphamisms(polite names for sexual organs/acts example; "Beef curtains")? Great one I just saw is "Plumbing" another favourite of mine is "Turd burgler"
Discuss.........
LG
03-09-2007, 01:10 PM
What are Your favourite Euphamisms(polite names for sexual organs/acts example; "Beef curtains")? Great one I just saw is "Plumbing" another favourite of mine is "Turd burgler"
Discuss.........

Here's a whole song of them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ


:D
wombat33
03-09-2007, 04:15 PM
What are Your favourite Euphamisms(polite names for sexual organs/acts example; "Beef curtains")? Great one I just saw is "Plumbing" another favourite of mine is "Turd burgler"
Discuss.........


Purple headed warrior of love.

Russel the love muscle.

And I still love Tallywhacker (sp?)

Beared clam (vagina)

Ax wound (Vagina)
Ecstatic
03-09-2007, 06:34 PM
Beared clam (vagina)
I think you're missing a /d/ there.
Jericho
03-09-2007, 06:37 PM
Beared clam (vagina)
I think you're missing a /d/ there.

Perhaps it's shaved?
MikeyLikesIt
03-09-2007, 06:41 PM
Meat Wallet (Vagina)
Kriss
03-09-2007, 10:46 PM
Ax wound (Vagina)

You are sooooooooooo beyond redemption Wombat and we love you for it

O.K. how about "puppies", "trouser-snake", "pork-sword", "ronson" as in "one up the ronson", "cabbage-patch"
hwbs
03-09-2007, 11:09 PM
u just have to watch the bonus material on the 40 yr old virgin...it never gets old...
BeardedOne
03-09-2007, 11:29 PM
Bearded what?!? :shock:

Kidding. :lol:

Camel Toe confuses me for a nanosecond.

Of course, there's our own favorite: T-clit. :wink:
TJT
03-09-2007, 11:44 PM
Poontang.
specialk
03-10-2007, 12:19 AM
kickstand=penis :lol:
Rory
03-10-2007, 12:25 AM
cha-cha
roast beef
twig & berries
junk
trish
03-10-2007, 06:49 AM
pocket rocket
fun bags
SkyTwo
03-10-2007, 01:26 PM
The Wowie-Kazowie Ziggurat of Ptolemy IX?
iloveshemales77
03-10-2007, 06:31 PM
..."little porky goes to tuna town"...