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arc angel
03-04-2007, 09:39 PM
Anytime chefmike, writes something your in for a chuckle.......

Jericho
03-04-2007, 09:45 PM
I think you should add Vala to the list.
The "Things you've shoved up your ass" thread takes some beating! :lol:

arc angel
03-04-2007, 10:00 PM
my fuckin keybaord on my laptop is fucked up some keys stick some have a mind of there own plus i am a retard cant spell for shit and drink a case of beer a day
hows that J ?

chefmike
03-04-2007, 10:22 PM
Thanks...I guess that I get it from my mother, who was voted class wit in her yearbook...and the abrasive side must've come from my dad...and I miss ya, pops...

But even on my best days I'm no match for J...

I can't help it...them dang jewboy yankees really tickle me!

Quinn
03-04-2007, 10:35 PM
Though he hasn't posted here too much lately, I would add Nick_the_Quick to that list as well. He has posted some really funny stuff during his time.

There have been many hysterical posts over the years, which is what keeps me coming back, but the single post that made me laugh the hardest goes to Chef. It was the time Honda posted that story where he told the pimp he wasn't dealing with "Joe lunchbox." Chef's response: posting a pic of a GI Joe lunchbox.

-Quinn

LG
03-04-2007, 10:50 PM
I came to these boards, like most no doubt, to hopefully find out more about transsexuals and see some pics. However, my greatest enjoyment so far has been the humour of many of the posts. In short, in my opinion there are some great comedians here, and the following is a short list of who I think is the funniest. I have however only been here a short time, so no doubt I’ve missed quite a few. So please feel free to post more names, and perhaps links or quotes to their funniest posts. Links to funny posts of all names suggested would be greatly appreciated!

ChefMike: very witty, if a little abrasive. I’m still chuckling about his crack to the guy worried about the Moslem at his college, “he’s going to fuck you like a goat”.
Ezed: perhaps the wittiest on these boards.
J: his humour is perhaps not to most peoples tastes, but I get him.
LG: has great observational humour, a sign of wisdom.
SpecialK: cuts straight to the chase, and as they say brevity is the soul of wit.
Suckseed: again like LG, has great observational humour.

P.S. I’m British, hence the appreciation of humour and its particular spelling!

Thanks for the mention, I_love_Cristina_Biancini. I sometimes try to use humour if I want to make a point about something or just to point out the absurdities in a situation- it's better than shouting or having a hissy fit. I have to admit I love reading most of the posts of the other guys you mention. I've had more than a few good laughs reading through the forums.

BeardedOne
03-04-2007, 11:36 PM
Best forum comedian?

:wink:

suckseed
03-05-2007, 05:28 AM
Thanks for the compliment. I think the hardest I've laughed here were when Chefmike finished up a Honda-visits-Phoenix story with "And it was Back on the Bus for Bonzo!" Fuck, I probably sounded demented to my upstairs roomate.
And then another time, a couple of years ago, an obviously clueless noobie asked a typical forum question, and partlycloudy posted some random photos as a response. the noob actually responded with,"Uh..I'm not sure what you mean by that." (One of the photos was a guy holding a giant TV box out of the back of a little hatchback.) More pictures followed. Hard to describe, but it was quite a stitch at the time.
I also got quite a laugh about Allanah saying, "Do I give a rat's ass? Give me a rat and I will show u."

Kriss
03-05-2007, 07:52 AM
Without a doubt QUINN. The Koko/aedan thread seriously injured me I laughed so much, like for 3 minutes solid and then again everytime i thought of it, on the bus, lying in bed, that's nearly as funny as tfan's unintentional hilarity or special k's sherlock holmes.


www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=7279&highlight=koko

www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=16205&highlight=

www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=15733&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30

chefmike
03-05-2007, 07:57 AM
Without a doubt QUINN. The Koko/aedan thread seriously injured me I lauged so much, like for 3 minutes solid and then again everytime i thought of it, on the bus, lying in bed, thats nearly as fuinny as tfans unintentional hilarity or special k's sherlock holmes.


www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=7279&highlight=koko

Good point. Quinn's wit is without a doubt rapier sharp!

XPBMX
03-05-2007, 07:58 AM
SpecialK: cuts straight to the chase, and as they say brevity is the soul of wit

sure..if you are fond of idiots..then yeah he's a barrel.

Quinn
03-05-2007, 08:13 AM
Thanks Kriss and Chef.

-Quinn

Kriss
03-05-2007, 03:29 PM
:mrgreen:
www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=16363

Ecstatic
03-05-2007, 04:50 PM
There are several, several of whom have been mentioned above, but I would give first place to Felicia Katt, whose wordplay always cracks me up. I also like offbeat humor, particularly if half the crowd just doesn't get it, like some of Vicki's posts, or Partly Cloudy's photos as mentioned, or peggygee's or B1's comebacks.

Kriss
03-05-2007, 06:22 PM
P.S. I’m British, hence the appreciation of humour and its particular spelling!

Perhaps you mean CORRECT instead of 'particular' old chap? after all I think we have a duty to educate these yanks seeing how WE invented language. I accept they did invent boob jobs so I guess that makes us even?

werwt22
03-06-2007, 12:14 AM
LOL I'd have to say chefmike and specialk with those pics he mods sometimes.

MrsKellyPierce
03-06-2007, 12:16 AM
I came to these boards, like most no doubt, to hopefully find out more about transsexuals and see some pics. However, my greatest enjoyment so far has been the humour of many of the posts. In short, in my opinion there are some great comedians here, and the following is a short list of who I think is the funniest. I have however only been here a short time, so no doubt I’ve missed quite a few. So please feel free to post more names, and perhaps links or quotes to their funniest posts. Links to funny posts of all names suggested would be greatly appreciated!

ChefMike: very witty, if a little abrasive. I’m still chuckling about his crack to the guy worried about the Moslem at his college, “he’s going to fuck you like a goat”.
Ezed: perhaps the wittiest on these boards.
J: his humour is perhaps not to most peoples tastes, but I get him.
LG: has great observational humour, a sign of wisdom.
SpecialK: cuts straight to the chase, and as they say brevity is the soul of wit.
Suckseed: again like LG, has great observational humour.

P.S. I’m British, hence the appreciation of humour and its particular spelling! NONE the only one that is funny on here is Felecia and TSNTX she cracks me up sometimes with her witty banter to the men the ones you mentioned just post stupid pictures that are supposed to Mean something I guess or they have long winded ass comments that are supposed to be amusing when they AREN'T

chefmike
03-06-2007, 12:38 AM
I came to these boards, like most no doubt, to hopefully find out more about transsexuals and see some pics. However, my greatest enjoyment so far has been the humour of many of the posts. In short, in my opinion there are some great comedians here, and the following is a short list of who I think is the funniest. I have however only been here a short time, so no doubt I’ve missed quite a few. So please feel free to post more names, and perhaps links or quotes to their funniest posts. Links to funny posts of all names suggested would be greatly appreciated!

ChefMike: very witty, if a little abrasive. I’m still chuckling about his crack to the guy worried about the Moslem at his college, “he’s going to fuck you like a goat”.
Ezed: perhaps the wittiest on these boards.
J: his humour is perhaps not to most peoples tastes, but I get him.
LG: has great observational humour, a sign of wisdom.
SpecialK: cuts straight to the chase, and as they say brevity is the soul of wit.
Suckseed: again like LG, has great observational humour.

P.S. I’m British, hence the appreciation of humour and its particular spelling! NONE the only one that is funny on here is Felecia and TSNTX she cracks me up sometimes with her witty banter to the men the ones you mentioned just post stupid pictures that are supposed to Mean something I guess or they have long winded ass comments that are supposed to be amusing when they AREN'T

MrsKellyPierce
03-06-2007, 12:42 AM
I came to these boards, like most no doubt, to hopefully find out more about transsexuals and see some pics. However, my greatest enjoyment so far has been the humour of many of the posts. In short, in my opinion there are some great comedians here, and the following is a short list of who I think is the funniest. I have however only been here a short time, so no doubt I’ve missed quite a few. So please feel free to post more names, and perhaps links or quotes to their funniest posts. Links to funny posts of all names suggested would be greatly appreciated!

ChefMike: very witty, if a little abrasive. I’m still chuckling about his crack to the guy worried about the Moslem at his college, “he’s going to fuck you like a goat”.
Ezed: perhaps the wittiest on these boards.
J: his humour is perhaps not to most peoples tastes, but I get him.
LG: has great observational humour, a sign of wisdom.
SpecialK: cuts straight to the chase, and as they say brevity is the soul of wit.
Suckseed: again like LG, has great observational humour.

P.S. I’m British, hence the appreciation of humour and its particular spelling! NONE the only one that is funny on here is Felecia and TSNTX she cracks me up sometimes with her witty banter to the men the ones you mentioned just post stupid pictures that are supposed to Mean something I guess or they have long winded ass comments that are supposed to be amusing when they AREN'T :roll: THANKS FOR THE EXAMPLE CHEFMIKE

tsntx
03-06-2007, 12:44 AM
I came to these boards, like most no doubt, to hopefully find out more about transsexuals and see some pics. However, my greatest enjoyment so far has been the humour of many of the posts. In short, in my opinion there are some great comedians here, and the following is a short list of who I think is the funniest. I have however only been here a short time, so no doubt I’ve missed quite a few. So please feel free to post more names, and perhaps links or quotes to their funniest posts. Links to funny posts of all names suggested would be greatly appreciated!

ChefMike: very witty, if a little abrasive. I’m still chuckling about his crack to the guy worried about the Moslem at his college, “he’s going to fuck you like a goat”.
Ezed: perhaps the wittiest on these boards.
J: his humour is perhaps not to most peoples tastes, but I get him.
LG: has great observational humour, a sign of wisdom.
SpecialK: cuts straight to the chase, and as they say brevity is the soul of wit.
Suckseed: again like LG, has great observational humour.

P.S. I’m British, hence the appreciation of humour and its particular spelling! NONE the only one that is funny on here is Felecia and TSNTX she cracks me up sometimes with her witty banter to the men the ones you mentioned just post stupid pictures that are supposed to Mean something I guess or they have long winded ass comments that are supposed to be amusing when they AREN'T

thnx girl... lol :D

MrsKellyPierce
03-06-2007, 12:45 AM
I came to these boards, like most no doubt, to hopefully find out more about transsexuals and see some pics. However, my greatest enjoyment so far has been the humour of many of the posts. In short, in my opinion there are some great comedians here, and the following is a short list of who I think is the funniest. I have however only been here a short time, so no doubt I’ve missed quite a few. So please feel free to post more names, and perhaps links or quotes to their funniest posts. Links to funny posts of all names suggested would be greatly appreciated!

ChefMike: very witty, if a little abrasive. I’m still chuckling about his crack to the guy worried about the Moslem at his college, “he’s going to fuck you like a goat”.
Ezed: perhaps the wittiest on these boards.
J: his humour is perhaps not to most peoples tastes, but I get him.
LG: has great observational humour, a sign of wisdom.
SpecialK: cuts straight to the chase, and as they say brevity is the soul of wit.
Suckseed: again like LG, has great observational humour.

P.S. I’m British, hence the appreciation of humour and its particular spelling! NONE the only one that is funny on here is Felecia and TSNTX she cracks me up sometimes with her witty banter to the men the ones you mentioned just post stupid pictures that are supposed to Mean something I guess or they have long winded ass comments that are supposed to be amusing when they AREN'T

thnx girl... lol :D You're welcome

ezed
03-06-2007, 06:14 AM
Ezed: perhaps the wittiest on these boards.


Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

ezed
03-06-2007, 06:15 AM
Awww shucks. Seriously, I'm flattered. And to be listed with such good company.