Saying wrong things after sex ?

[scorpion]

Have you ever say something real stupid to your partner after you having sex? As I can remember I dont think I have. But i know a story I heard...hmm there is many but I like this one and it should bee true.
After they finnich it the guy saw at his coock and say:
Hey little guy wee are a hell of a team you and mee.
I can assure you that wasnt mee who say so.
Have you say something stupid like this sometimes?

[LG]

Worst thing a guy can do to his girlfriend after sex is take out a hundred dollar bill and hand it to her saying "That was better than I usually get".

Worst thing she can do is take out a fifty and give him change.

:)

[North_of_60]

I usely fall asleep right after. That doesn't help either.

[BlackAdder]

After turning on the lights, or in some cases...waking up the next day and turning over:

"Holy FUCK.....goddamn.... well, theres always therapy"....

Girls love sweet little nothings like that.....

[Legend]

Having sex with you so easy a caveman can do it.

[biguy4tvtscd]

Her: Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Him: I've had better.

[flabbybody]

don't ever say that you have an early business meeting the next morning and you have to be very alert.

sounds terrible, but I've said it

[Linsey]

Her: We never have a chance to talk after sex. You are always in such a hurry.

Him: So, what would you like to talk about?

Her: I don't know. Read any good books lately?

Him: Just one.

Her: Really which one?

Him: Eats Shoots and Leaves

-Linsey :)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I have to go..LOL :lol: ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[Coroner]

The best is to shut the fuck up after sex :)

[Jericho]

Him: Hmmmm, that burning sensation's back!

[stillies77]

"AHH MY DICK FEELS LIKE CORN!"

[peggygee]

I have to go..LOL :lol: ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

That one is always a buzzkill. :?

[suckseed]

How about, "Ahhhhh! Three F's down, one to go!"
"What are the Four F's?"
"Find 'em, fool 'em, fuck 'em and forget 'em!"

[chefmike]

"What did you say your name was?"

[Snoriega27]

Bad: "Do you have a sister?"

Worse: "Your sister was better."

Worst: "My sister was better."

[LG]

Reminds me of a couple of jokes:

1.

A guy come home early from work, walks into the bedroom and finds his wife in bed with another man. "Who the fuck is this?!?!?!" he screams at her.
She looks at him for a moment then turns around nonchalantly to the guy beside her and mumbles "Say fella, what was your name again?"

2.

A businessman comes home early and finds his wife hard at it with another guy. He throws his suitcase on the floor and yells: "What the fuck are you doing?!?!"
His wife looks at him , then at the guy, then at him again and finally again at her lover and tells the lover: "See? I told you he was stupid!"

[suckseed]

Mickey Mouse to the judge in divorce court: "I didn't say Minnie was crazy...i said she was fuckin' Goofy!"

Okay...off topic, but hey...only half a cup of coffee in me at the moment.

[ezed]

Saying wrong things after sex ?

"Okay, NOW CLEAN IT UP!"

Couldn't resist, see "Godfather" dialogue

[lust4ts]

Shit, I swear you looked prettier before I came.

[Fox]

This thread deserves a bump.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I have to go..LOL :lol: ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

That one is always a buzzkill. :?

Yep and so is a guy falling asleep after sex! LOL :lol: ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[Aragon21]

1. Could you lock up on the way out?

2. The money is on the dresser.

3. That was awesome babe, I'm just gonna go complete one more level on my video game before going to sleep.

[ScubaSteve00S]

wtf...lol...

[ausbeachstyle]

(for straight guys) What the hell are you doing outside the kitchen?

(for ts loving guys) If only you had a load at the front as big as the load you release from the back...

Mean can be funny, see :P But over-do it and it's just annoying

[ezed]

Hey, sweetheart, turn on the TV, we can still catch the end of the hockey game. Ya got any beer?