Public Bathrooms: my rant!!

[sucka4chix]

Yeah I know this has nothing to do with nothing, but since I've been in
alot of public bathrooms lately, I just wanted to rant, so please indulge me:

1) What happened to the unisex bathroom craze? After Ally McBeal I thought it was gonna be all the rage? Man, I had some great times waiting to pee @ Opaline! Unisex bathrooms with TGs rock!!!

2) Why do assholes write on the walls in bathrooms? These same people couldn't/wouldn't write in school, but now feel compelled to write "mexicans suck" or " for a blow job call 555-1234" while they take a shit.Do girls write "I'll eat your pussy, call 555-1234"?What is the psychosis behind that?

3) Who's stupid idea was it to come out with non-perforated toilet tissue? I need to pull off the right amout...not too much so I lose tactile control, not too little so I make a mess, but I can't 'cause this crap doesn't tear....you're always left with some mangled-up piece of paper! And one ply tissue is a bad idea too!!!

4) Why is the new thing to put soap that looks like cum in the dispenser? Pearlescence I think they call it. I call it spoo, and I resent having to wash my hands with it!

5) Why is the sensor on those damn touch free sinks in a place where I don't put my hands--it's like I have to put my hands on top of the faucet for the water to come on, then rush them down to the water and hope I get a drop before it cuts off!!

6) How come some guys don't wash their hands, after pissing OR shitting. That's just nasty! I asked a guy once "Didn't your mama teach you to wash your hands after you use the bathroom?" He said his mama taught him not to piss on his hands!! Dumbass! Dumbass mama!

7) Why don't they change the timer on those f'in blow dryers. Everybody knows you have to hit the button twice to dry your hands.They say these are more sanitary than paper towels, I say they're not because they're one reason people don't wash their hands!

and finally-LOL
8) What's up with those paper towel dispensers that only stick like a corner of this tissue-thin towel out the bottom, so when you pull it out you get this crinkled up piece of junk, 'bout like the non-perf butt wipe. If I wanted a balled-up paper towel I'd get it outta the trash can!!

This concludes my rant... I'm going contact my congressman now!

[Alison Faraday]

Become a woman then. Woman's toilets aren't like this.

Only downside of women's toilets though is that they're full of snotty screaming kids!! :x

But women's changing rooms, they're a completely new ball game. Personally I find group discussions between total strangers about vaginal thrush a bit sickening. Really!! Women's changing rooms are like that.

[eggbert]

I love this thread. I've yet to run across the non-perforated TP (and I hope I never do). It does sound pretty stupid. As far as paper towel dispensers go, I'm starting to see a lot of the hands free dispensers. When they work, they're great. My personal rants about public bathrooms are 1- attendants who expect a tip for sitting in the bathroom & drying off the countertop every once in a while. 2- going into a stall and finding shit all over the seat. Who the fuck are these people that do this? It almost seems as though they do it on purpose. Really sick.

[sucka4chix]

I love this thread. I've yet to run across the non-perforated TP (and I hope I never do). It does sound pretty stupid. As far as paper towel dispensers go, I'm starting to see a lot of the hands free dispensers. When they work, they're great. My personal rants about public bathrooms are 1- attendants who expect a tip for sitting in the bathroom & drying off the countertop every once in a while. 2- going into a stall and finding shit all over the seat. Who the fuck are these people that do this? It almost seems as though they do it on purpose. Really sick.

Oh yeah, the thing about the hands free towel dispensers I had to figure out was, you have to remove the one before it will spit out another one... UGGGHH and those attendants--- all I wanna do is take a piss, not pay for your kids college tuition. Especially if I'm at a bar and drinking alot,must I tip you everytime I drain?It's cool if I got some cologne or mouthwash or some info on hot chicks, but unless you held it and shook it, you get nothing for watching me piss voyeuristically!

[AllanahStarrNYC]

Well try being a woman and going to a stall and the lock does not work- and there is a line behind you. And you have to pee balancing yourself while trying to hold the door close.

Finding a place to put your purse can be a nightmare.

I dunno if I want to use bathrooms with a bunch of men. Especially when they don't put the seat up, or with some perve.

[popperluv]

6) How come some guys don't wash their hands, after pissing OR shitting. That's just nasty! I asked a guy once "Didn't your mama teach you to wash your hands after you use the bathroom?" He said his mama taught him not to piss on his hands!! Dumbass! Dumbass mama!




LOL!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[LoadedRevolver66]

Check this out, flash cartoon about men's room peculiarities:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232839

[TGL]

Become a woman then. Woman's toilets aren't like this.

Hmm... I might just follow that advice :P Always wondered what a women's toilets are like. lol

[eggbert]

One other complaint, although not in public bathrooms. Did you ever go to take in piss at someones house and they've got a shag seatcover on the lid that makes it so the lid won't stay up. You end up having to hold the lid up with one hand & still manage to aim while bending over without spraying all over the place.

[Fockzilla]

Ever been in a bathroom on the Mission in SF? Yikes!

[peggygee]

Become a woman then. Woman's toilets aren't like this.

Only downside of women's toilets though is that they're full of snotty screaming kids!! :x

But women's changing rooms, they're a completely new ball game. Personally I find group discussions between total strangers about vaginal thrush a bit sickening. Really!! Women's changing rooms are like that.

Glad you didn't tell him about the couches you may find in some
of the nicer ones, along with the mirrors and the other niceties.

Though it is interesting the conversations that you may have with
woman who are total stangers to you.

But the flip side as Allanah points out are the bitches who pee all
over the toilet seats because they are 'hovering'.

Busted locks, where do I put my bag and coat.

And the worst part is, for us women, for the most part we need
a indoor bathroom, not like guys who can whip it out any where
they like, and relieve themselves.
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/peeing-man2.gif




Well try being a woman and going to a stall and the lock does not work- and there is a line behind you. And you have to pee balancing yourself while trying to hold the door close.

Finding a place to put your purse can be a nightmare.

I dunno if I want to use bathrooms with a bunch of men. Especially when they don't put the seat up, or with some perve.

[popperluv]

The worst is peeing at a urinal and then realizing that the old guy next to you is jerking off while he is staring at your cock.

:cry:

Port Authority NYC 2007

I challenge anybody to go use the rest room there and you will find guys jerking off in the urinals...its fucking wrong :evil:

[peggygee]

The worst is peeing at a urinal and then realizing that the old guy next to you is jerking off while he is staring at your cock.

:cry:

Port Authority NYC 2007

I challenge anybody to go use the rest room there and you will find guys jerking off in the urinals...its fucking wrong :evil:

Eww, dasnasdi. :roll:

Boy testosterone has men doing some freaky shit. http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/sad-smiley-028.gif

[MonsieurValentine]

Just got this email...

If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

[sucka4chix]

why is it we can get a ticket for peeing outside but it's ok for dogs..after you walk around Manhattan for hours you can't piss inside anywhere, you can't piss in the subway station and you can't piss outside. AND if you find a port-a-john,it's padlocked. Maybe that catheter/bag strapped to your leg thing aint a bad idea!

[hentai_ninja]

You girls are lucky,Us guys have to clean up the piss all over the toilet seat and bowl jsut to sit down. The stalls here,some guys piss inside the toilet paper roll rack,fucking dicks. Btw,I kinda like the writings on the walls. Some of the tagging looks pretty cool and some of it is pretty funny and you have something to read while taking a dump.

[wombat33]

Become a woman then. Woman's toilets aren't like this.

Only downside of women's toilets though is that they're full of snotty screaming kids!! :x

But women's changing rooms, they're a completely new ball game. Personally I find group discussions between total strangers about vaginal thrush a bit sickening. Really!! Women's changing rooms are like that.


And they piss all over the seats cause they don't want those pretty pussies touching the seats.........

[sucka4chix]

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away I used to clean bathrooms, and although they were better appointed, women's bathrooms were always nastier--- more cigarettes all over the place, dirtier toilets (since men use urinals 9 times outta 10), and don't even mention those feminine products that they put ANYWHERE

[peggygee]

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