LG
02-19-2007, 08:49 PM
Here's a little something a read about on the net that's perfect for all you party-going, sports-loving people. Don't leave home without it.
I'm getting the deluxe edition.
The Stadium Pal is the ultimate portable urinal, and has opened the doors for many other users. Long distance Motor Cycle riders that participate in the Iron Butt have found that the Stadium Pal is an absolute necessary. Para Gliders that spend hours in the air have found its uses immeasurable. Oktoberfest, Mardi Gras, New Year’s Eve at Times Square, and the list goes on and on. Since its popularity, its actual use is sometimes over looked. Many men who have experienced a prostate problem have found that the Stadium Pal is just what they were looking for. So check it out. See how it works, and see if the Pal doesn’t seem like one of the best marketing ideas you’ve ever heard.
The Stadium Pal is a quit simple. It consists of 3 basic components.
1. The Male External Catheter. The external catheter is worn just like a condom. It is latex free, and made of silicone so there is no chance of a latex infection. It is lined with adhesive much like a band aid. When worn properly the male external will not leak or come off. Since every man is different the male externals come in 5 different sizes. And yes in this particular case size is important, but all one needs to do is to print out the SIZING GUIDE, cut out the half moons, and there is no guessing. This is a girth measurement, and has nothing to do with length.
2. The 18” tubing connects to the External catheter, and to the collection bag. It is designed to be “cut to fit”. In most cases a few inches of tubing will need to be taken off. This is a good idea. It prevents kinks, which could interrupt the flow or urine into the collection bag.
3. The Collection Bag is the final item. The Stadium Pal comes with a 1000ml collection bag. That comes to about 34oz. Inside the bag is a flutter valve at the top of the bag. This prevents any back flow. So once urine enters the bag, the only way for it to go out is through the T-Tap valve at the bottom of the bag. Latex-Free Velcro® straps are also provided, and again designed to be cut to fit. Some men prefer a wider strap for greater comfort, we offer the Comfort, and Delux straps, but the ones provided do the job.
What if you want to buy the Stadium Pal as a gift?
The Pal is a great gift to give to the Male sports fan. We offer something called the “Assortment” option. What they get is 2 each of the 3 most popular sizes. (Medium, Intermediate, and Large) There is a very good chance that they will fall into the category of one of these 3 sizes. Once they have determined which is the correct size they can send back any of the unused Male External Catheters, and they can be exchanged for the correct size at no charge.
http://www.stadiumpal.com/CSS/stadiumimages/unit_photo.gif
http://www.stadiumpal.com/CSS/stadiumimages/diagram.gif
http://www.stadiumpal.com/
Apparently this is all for real. Now excuse me while I go and retch.
I'm getting the deluxe edition.
The Stadium Pal is the ultimate portable urinal, and has opened the doors for many other users. Long distance Motor Cycle riders that participate in the Iron Butt have found that the Stadium Pal is an absolute necessary. Para Gliders that spend hours in the air have found its uses immeasurable. Oktoberfest, Mardi Gras, New Year’s Eve at Times Square, and the list goes on and on. Since its popularity, its actual use is sometimes over looked. Many men who have experienced a prostate problem have found that the Stadium Pal is just what they were looking for. So check it out. See how it works, and see if the Pal doesn’t seem like one of the best marketing ideas you’ve ever heard.
The Stadium Pal is a quit simple. It consists of 3 basic components.
1. The Male External Catheter. The external catheter is worn just like a condom. It is latex free, and made of silicone so there is no chance of a latex infection. It is lined with adhesive much like a band aid. When worn properly the male external will not leak or come off. Since every man is different the male externals come in 5 different sizes. And yes in this particular case size is important, but all one needs to do is to print out the SIZING GUIDE, cut out the half moons, and there is no guessing. This is a girth measurement, and has nothing to do with length.
2. The 18” tubing connects to the External catheter, and to the collection bag. It is designed to be “cut to fit”. In most cases a few inches of tubing will need to be taken off. This is a good idea. It prevents kinks, which could interrupt the flow or urine into the collection bag.
3. The Collection Bag is the final item. The Stadium Pal comes with a 1000ml collection bag. That comes to about 34oz. Inside the bag is a flutter valve at the top of the bag. This prevents any back flow. So once urine enters the bag, the only way for it to go out is through the T-Tap valve at the bottom of the bag. Latex-Free Velcro® straps are also provided, and again designed to be cut to fit. Some men prefer a wider strap for greater comfort, we offer the Comfort, and Delux straps, but the ones provided do the job.
What if you want to buy the Stadium Pal as a gift?
The Pal is a great gift to give to the Male sports fan. We offer something called the “Assortment” option. What they get is 2 each of the 3 most popular sizes. (Medium, Intermediate, and Large) There is a very good chance that they will fall into the category of one of these 3 sizes. Once they have determined which is the correct size they can send back any of the unused Male External Catheters, and they can be exchanged for the correct size at no charge.
http://www.stadiumpal.com/CSS/stadiumimages/unit_photo.gif
http://www.stadiumpal.com/CSS/stadiumimages/diagram.gif
http://www.stadiumpal.com/
Apparently this is all for real. Now excuse me while I go and retch.