BEWARE OF THE CHINESE CHEAPSKATE

[thicktschick]

TO THE CONCERNED :

THE STORIES POSTED BY ACE187 ARE FRAUDULANT AND RIDICULOUS I HAD TO CLUTCH MY PEARLS WHEN I READ THE REVIEW THE TRUTH TO THE STORY IS THAT BEFORE MEETING THIS DICK IN THE BOOTY. HE CALLED ASKING THE TYPICAL QUESTIONS BUT AS THE COVERSATION EVOLVED I RELIEZED HE DIDN'T HAVE THE BUCK FOR MY BANG AFTER ENDING THE CONVERSATION HE KEPT CALLING WHEN HE COULDN'T GET IN TOUCH WITH ME HE THEN CONSTANTLY EMAILED ME PICS OF HIMSELF WITH COMMENT ABOUT WHAT HE WANTED TO DO FOR THE HEFTY PRICE OF $80 WHEN I GOT THESE 5 EMAILS HE THEN AGAIN CALLED I THEN RESPONDED BY TELLING HIM THAT ALL HE WANTED WASN'T GOING TO BE COVERED BY $80 BUT AFTER HIS RELENTLESS PRUSUIT WE CAME NEGOTIATE A SUITABLE SITUATION WHERE I'D SCREW HIM FOR THE $80 BUT BEING THE GIRL THT I AM I WASN'T I DOWN FOR THE SCAM OF THE CHINESE CHEAPSKATE. SO WHEN HE ARRIVED HE PRESENTED ME WITH THE $80 DESPITE HIS POOR LACK OF HYGIENE I ASKED HIM TO REMOVE HIS CLOTHING THEN HE INSISTED I DO IT FOR HIM SO I DID THEN LEFT THE CLOTHING ON THE FLOOR WE BEGAN FOREPLAY BEING THT IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME I USED A DILDO TO OPEN HIM UP AS HE WAS ENJOYING HIS INSISTED THAT HE WANTED TO FEEL THE REAL THING SO I STALLED AND ASKED HIM IF TWO GIRL WOULD BE BETTER. THEN HE LET OUT A MASSIVE STOMACH CLENCHING FART THAT LIT UP THE WHOLE ROOM THEN I BECAME NAXIOUS RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM THEN I BEGAN TO VOMIT AS THAT HAPPENED I ASKED MY GIRLFRIEND TO KEEP HIS COMPANY WHEN I RETUNED HE WAS DRESSED AND HE ASKED FOR HIS MONEY BACK BECUASE HE WASN'T SATISFIED AS I TRIED TO REASON WITH HIM MY GIRLFRIEND NOTICED THT THERE WAS MONEYAND CREDIT CARDS ON THE FLOOR SO I DECIDED TO GIVE HIM $60 DOLLARS OF THE MONEY BACK SHE INSISTED I GIVE IT ALL BACK BUT I GAVE HIM $60 FOR WASTING MY TIME AND FARTING IN MY FACE AS I PLUNGED HIS PIMPLED COVERED ASS. THEN I FELT HUNGRY SO I DECIDED TO GO OUT TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT BUT HE THEN STILL INSISTED THT I GIVE BACK THE $20 AFTER ALL THAT HAPPENED.WHEN I SAID HELL NO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I DECIDED TO LEAVE AND GET SOME THING TO EAT. BEFORE WE LEFT TO GO WE COUNTED THE MONEY TO SEE HOW MUCH IT WAS AS WE THOUGHT HE WAS HOLDING OUT HE HAD A HUNDRED DOLLARS IN 20'S.AS WE LEFT THE HOTEL WE LEFT THE CREDIT CARDS ATHE THE FRONT DESK AND LEFT HE'S LUCKY WE DID THAT. WHILE AT DINNER WE RECIEVED VULGAR PHONE ACCUSING US OF STEALING HIS CREDIT CARDS AND MONEY THEN WE PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM HE MAY PICK UP HIS CREDIT CARDS AT THE FRONT DESK OF THE HOTEL. WHEN HE ASKED ABOUT THE MONEY I TOLD HIM THAT A GOING RATE FOR PLUGGING IS $120 AND THAT HE GOT HIS MONEY WORTH.


THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS U GET WHT U PAY FOR !!!!!
AND I WILL NEVER SELL MYSELF SHORT AND BE DEGRADED LIKE THAT AGAIN !!!!

TO MAKE SURE THIS GUY NEVER GETS SOME REAL COCK IN HIS ASS I'M POSTING THIS EMAIL HE SENT 5 TIMES....... WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!!!

EMAIL:

24 from the bronx, NY

(646) 418-2228





i’m kinda new to the ts scene

maybe u can break me in ma?



I blow u, u blow me, I fk u, and u fk me

lemme know whats go0d

[MissKielyMarie]

He hit me up on AOL before lolz. His SN is BXSTYLEZ or something right?

[BeardedOne]

And the game is afoot. :popcorn

[lust4ts]

............Who needs Kill Bill when you've got HA drama.......

[TomSelis]

LOL@Dick in the bootie!!!!! :lol:

[MrsKellyPierce]

:lol: I knew he was lying

[NiceBod]

Both stories were great and very entertaining. I thoroughly enjoyed them but why do they both spell nauseous the same way?

[TomSelis]

Both stories were great and very entertaining. I thoroughly enjoyed them but why do they both spell nauseous the same way?

*Looks back* :o .......the plot thickens. :popcorn

[NiceBod]

Both stories were great and very entertaining. I thoroughly enjoyed them but why do they both spell nauseous the same way?

*Looks back* :o .......the plot thickens. :popcorn

Oh I wasn't implying anything as far-feched as that. I just thought it was funny the way they spelled the word.

[TomSelis]

But......is it......really...... far fetched?

[AllanahStarrNYC]

LOL that was a good read.

Work it out sista.

[Rubber Soul]

+1 on the good read.

[Solitary Brother]

Ouch!
Someones coochie got busted out BIGTIME!

All I have to say is dont be a cheap trick.......

[hwbs]

:popcorn :rock2

[canihavu]

Well I'll be damned, lol.

[NiceBod]

I love escorting horror stories, that's why I'm always reading utopiaguide.com
*plug

[BeardedOne]

I dunno, this whole thing makes me feel naxious. :lol:

[ukcuriousboy]

My kingdom for some punctuation.

[ukcuriousboy]

LMAO. Farting scandal, this is fuckin gold :)

[suckseed]

maybe it means anxiously nauseous.

[GroobySteven]

This whole thing is a put on - from the original poster with the complaint to the girl detracting. The spelling of Naxious as another posted suggested, the posting in UPPERCASE, to look completely different.
It's bullshit - don't buy into it.
seanchai

[Quinn]

This whole thing is a put on - from the original poster with the complaint to the girl detracting

I was thinking the same thing.

-Quinn

[Kriss]

I hadn't thought about the uppercase thing. the plot thickens...........

Who needs television?

[NiceBod]

Wow I guess I have to be even more skeptical around here. I thought I was skeptical enough with Kelly Shore...

[NYCe]

The IP addresses are different and the posters are actual people (Several Mods have seen/know both parties).

[hwbs]

:lol:

[NiceBod]

The IP addresses are different and the posters are actual people (Several Mods have seen/know both parties).

Good, my bullshit meter is functioning correctly then. It didnt go off.

[Kriss]

Come on all you photoshoppers, Special K, EZED, lust4ts(sort your rogue apostraphies out, you read like gollum)...
I want to see a 'blow by blow' account of what you think REALLY happened - in glorius PHOTOSTORY!

[Kriss]

, lust4ts
!

HA HA, only joking mate. Your pictures's are always' very funny.

[ezed]

What is this site turning into CSI: Hungangels? First the CraigList scandel and now the Chinese Cheapskate.

[GroobySteven]

If it's real, it's hilarious and one of the best examples of a guy getting OWNED within an hour of making his posting ... I can still detect the smell of shit though but it might be drifting over from some of those clowns in the politics and religion forum.
seanchai

[specialk]

Come on all you photoshoppers, Special K, EZED, lust4ts(sort your rogue apostraphies out, you read like gollum)...
I want to see a 'blow by blow' account of what you think REALLY happened - in glorius PHOTOSTORY!

see what I miss when I turn off the PC?...anyway>>>

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LMAO, priceless

I know for a fact the shit is true actually, turned out to be a funny bunch of threads I now refer to as the All-Star Massacre

[Kriss]

Laughed so hard I made myself fart! Thank you Special K, I knew you would not disappoint.

[Quinn]

It's Real???? Well........then that makes this one of the funnier HA posting sequences in quite a while. Game over, and it’s a shutout.

Natural selection: 1
ace187: 0

-Quinn

[specialk]

LMAO, priceless

I know for a fact the shit is true actually, turned out to be a funny bunch of threads I now refer to as the All-Star Massacre

LOL...definate "Hall of Shame " material, Johnny!

Kriss Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:31 pm Post subject:

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Laughed so hard I made myself fart! Thank you Special K, I knew you would not disappoint.


LOL...Glad to put a grin on your chin Kriss.

[LG]

My input is a song lyric, since my art skills are less impressive.

Sung as a duet to the music of "The Sounds of Silence" (Simon)


ace187:

Hello members my old friends,
I've come to talk to you again,
because an escort softly creeping,
took my cash while I was sleeping,
and her visage that's implanted in my brain
still remains
I have some things to state

When restlessy I got the phone
called her when I was alone
told her "I must see you know"
"I am lusting for you girl and how"
so we met and then she robbed me of my cash
and all my cards
then she calls me a cheapskate.

thicktschick:

In the naked light I saw,
he hadn't washed since long ago.
He was talking without speaking,
he was hearing without listening,
he was writing emails that he sent me twice or thrice
maybe five times
or maybe eight
he was a Chinese cheapskate.

Fool, said I, you cannot see
80 bucks ain't 'nuff for me
hear my words I might tell you
for 80 dollars I cannot screw you
then when he told me 80 bucks would be a start
I smelled a fart.
It was the Chinese cheapskate.

And he made me twirl and hurl
both me and the other girl.
I was naxious until morning
And a sign flashed out its warning
and the sign said "The way to the bathroom is on the right"
I spewed all night
with all my might
And whispered "It was the Chinese cheapskate".

[timxxx]

This shit takes me back to the day's of Roxanne Shante

l'll sit back & wait for the answer recordhttp://www.dakuda.com/smilies/parry.gif

[PatrickFromNYC]

Come on all you photoshoppers, Special K, EZED, lust4ts(sort your rogue apostraphies out, you read like gollum)...
I want to see a 'blow by blow' account of what you think REALLY happened - in glorius PHOTOSTORY!

see what I miss when I turn off the PC?...anyway>>>

Great Stuff LOL

[LG]

[LG]

Good ones, specialk.

But you know what?... this whole story has made me naxious.

:)

[specialk]

Good ones, specialk.

But you know what?... this whole story has made me naxious.

:)

LOL...hey nice job with new lyrics LG, got a big laugh out of that :claps

[lust4ts]

The spelling of Naxious as another posted suggested

To me that is one of the funniest things about this situation, apart from the farting thing of course: :lol: . Is the fact that she must have been sitting there almost foaming from the mouth in disgust of his accusation and as she was creating her reply must have thought OH SHIT...... how do I spell nauseous, oh yeah didn’t he just write it hang ill just check oh yeah NAXIOUS that’s it of course I knew it all along. :lol:

[lust4ts]

lust4ts(sort your rogue apostraphies out, you read like gollum)...



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[thicktschick]

TO THE CONCERNED :

THE STORIES POSTED BY ACE187 ARE FRAUDULANT AND RIDICULOUS I HAD TO CLUTCH MY PEARLS WHEN I READ THE REVIEW THE TRUTH TO THE STORY IS THAT BEFORE MEETING THIS DICK IN THE BOOTY. HE CALLED ASKING THE TYPICAL QUESTIONS BUT AS THE COVERSATION EVOLVED I RELIEZED HE DIDN'T HAVE THE BUCK FOR MY BANG AFTER ENDING THE CONVERSATION HE KEPT CALLING WHEN HE COULDN'T GET IN TOUCH WITH ME HE THEN CONSTANTLY EMAILED ME PICS OF HIMSELF WITH COMMENT ABOUT WHAT HE WANTED TO DO FOR THE HEFTY PRICE OF $80 WHEN I GOT THESE 5 EMAILS HE THEN AGAIN CALLED I THEN RESPONDED BY TELLING HIM THAT ALL HE WANTED WASN'T GOING TO BE COVERED BY $80 BUT AFTER HIS RELENTLESS PRUSUIT WE CAME NEGOTIATE A SUITABLE SITUATION WHERE I'D SCREW HIM FOR THE $80 BUT BEING THE GIRL THT I AM I WASN'T I DOWN FOR THE SCAM OF THE CHINESE CHEAPSKATE. SO WHEN HE ARRIVED HE PRESENTED ME WITH THE $80 DESPITE HIS POOR LACK OF HYGIENE I ASKED HIM TO REMOVE HIS CLOTHING THEN HE INSISTED I DO IT FOR HIM SO I DID THEN LEFT THE CLOTHING ON THE FLOOR WE BEGAN FOREPLAY BEING THT IT WAS HIS FIRST TIME I USED A DILDO TO OPEN HIM UP AS HE WAS ENJOYING HIS INSISTED THAT HE WANTED TO FEEL THE REAL THING SO I STALLED AND ASKED HIM IF TWO GIRL WOULD BE BETTER. THEN HE LET OUT A MASSIVE STOMACH CLENCHING FART THAT LIT UP THE WHOLE ROOM THEN I BECAME NAUSEOUS RUNNING TO THE BATHROOM THEN I BEGAN TO VOMIT AS THAT HAPPENED I ASKED MY GIRLFRIEND TO KEEP HIS COMPANY WHEN I RETUNED HE WAS DRESSED AND HE ASKED FOR HIS MONEY BACK BECUASE HE WASN'T SATISFIED AS I TRIED TO REASON WITH HIM MY GIRLFRIEND NOTICED THT THERE WAS MONEYAND CREDIT CARDS ON THE FLOOR SO I DECIDED TO GIVE HIM $60 DOLLARS OF THE MONEY BACK SHE INSISTED I GIVE IT ALL BACK BUT I GAVE HIM $60 FOR WASTING MY TIME AND FARTING IN MY FACE AS I PLUNGED HIS PIMPLED COVERED ASS. THEN I FELT HUNGRY SO I DECIDED TO GO OUT TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT BUT HE THEN STILL INSISTED THT I GIVE BACK THE $20 AFTER ALL THAT HAPPENED.WHEN I SAID HELL NO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I DECIDED TO LEAVE AND GET SOME THING TO EAT. BEFORE WE LEFT TO GO WE COUNTED THE MONEY TO SEE HOW MUCH IT WAS AS WE THOUGHT HE WAS HOLDING OUT HE HAD A HUNDRED DOLLARS IN 20'S.AS WE LEFT THE HOTEL WE LEFT THE CREDIT CARDS ATHE THE FRONT DESK AND LEFT HE'S LUCKY WE DID THAT. WHILE AT DINNER WE RECIEVED VULGAR PHONE ACCUSING US OF STEALING HIS CREDIT CARDS AND MONEY THEN WE PROCEEDED TO TELL HIM HE MAY PICK UP HIS CREDIT CARDS AT THE FRONT DESK OF THE HOTEL. WHEN HE ASKED ABOUT THE MONEY I TOLD HIM THAT A GOING RATE FOR PLUGGING IS $120 AND THAT HE GOT HIS MONEY WORTH.


THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS U GET WHT U PAY FOR !!!!!
AND I WILL NEVER SELL MYSELF SHORT AND BE DEGRADED LIKE THAT AGAIN !!!!

TO MAKE SURE THIS GUY NEVER GETS SOME REAL COCK IN HIS ASS I'M POSTING THIS EMAIL HE SENT 5 TIMES....... WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!!!

EMAIL:

24 from the bronx, NY

(646) 418-2228





i’m kinda new to the ts scene

maybe u can break me in ma?



I blow u, u blow me, I fk u, and u fk me

lemme know whats go0d










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[thicktschick]

SUCH A SCAMBAG!

[suckseed]

Didn't you tell us all this already?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Didn't you tell us all this already?

lol, it's deja vu, go grab the lottery numbers for powerball before anyone else realizes it

[LG]

Anyone know what happened at the end here? Was there a conclusion to the case of the Chinses cheapskate? Did the two of them kiss and make up? Is the girl still naxious? Did he take medication to control his gas?

It would be nice to have an update.

[Kriss]

It would be nice to have an update.

Looks done and dusted to me. Special K's pics sealed it perfectly for me. The guy was a fool, the girl should never have agreed to meet him, she learned, he learned, we laughed. I know how you feel LG, god I miss this thread, so many happy memories, but somehow I think we will have more excellent, nail biting tales of intrigue to come(cum?). I am tempted to sponsor ACE($20 a time aint much) in his adventures so maybe we can have a weekly episode.
Means I might have to tape 'Vicki Richter-P.I.' (get drawing Stilles) but that's o.k. , I usually fast forward to the end scene where she comes on the suspect's face to make a point.
what does LG stand for?
life's good?

[eggbert]

I can only sit here giggling as I get a mental picture of a "stomach wrenching" fart, powerful enough to light up the room. Priceless.

[Remi]

I have NEVER laughed so hard ... that story almost gave me a fuckin seizure, I'm still creased up with laughter as I type this (six pages later). An absolute gem of a story, flawlessly written.

Damn, that story was sick LOL

[Remi]

"BEING THE GIRL THT I AM I WASN'T I DOWN FOR THE SCAM OF THE CHINESE CHEAPSKATE"

it's saying to me ... "film script"

ROFLMAO

[whatislove]

could this be funnier?

[JANIRA]

AWW POOR WONTON.... :roll: I GUESS HIS FORUNE COOKIE WAS EMPTY :(

[TJ347]

I'd just like to know why she even agreed to meet the dude when all he was offering was $80? Only people I can think of that would even bother for that kind of cash are fiends, and yes, I mean dope fiends. Not saying this girl's got a substance dependency, but that she wound up in a room with this dude at all indicates, at best, that her business prospects aren't too good. Just saying...

[Trans_Lover]

massive stomach clenching fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hwbs]

pics looks real familiar :wink:

[whatislove]

AWW POOR WONTON.... :roll: I GUESS HIS FORUNE COOKIE WAS EMPTY :(

Ok, why did you have to go there? Next you'll be making fun of his eyes... Or maybe you think he's good at math?

[JANIRA]

As i responded to your message you left me about this same post, i Told you it was directed at him! Not at his race. If i would said : omg!!! all these asains or w.e. are al lthe same blablabla,,, then yes that would be a raceist remark. So if taken, you took offence to it , "SORRY". Being that i am mixed races i would "never" make fun of anyone due to what race they are or what thave you. But it was in fun directed at "HIM" not at his ethnicity.

[classydtwngrl]

and i thought this thread was about legend............... :lol:

[ARMANIXXX]

Can't believe I missed this.

Tag for later for more later enjoyment.

lol.