Pathetic true escort tales...

[suckseed]

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[hillbilly]

hot post i gotta think of mine. i want it to be perfect. brb

[magic9inch]

your sad. i had sex with tgirls i newver even paid for.you pay for them and dont get what you want. thats a shame

[suckseed]

i agree!

[magic9inch]

get it where you can. your story were amusing

[hillbilly]

um yeah man i give you credit for posting those stories but you're in rough shape.

good luck!

[suckseed]

and let me just say for the record that i don't KNOW any tgirls, so paying for it was and is my only option. they don't call denver Cowtown for nothing. i've had my share of gg hotties.

[magic9inch]

i didnt know the ones i didnt pay for either. they just thought i was attractive and invited me back to their place to chill. :wink:

[suckseed]

but you gotta see 'em to...meet 'em. Are you in NYC or another big city?

[magic9inch]

i'm in miami. the ladn of beaUTIFUL WOMEN.

[hillbilly]

you need to move or visit one of the big cities. you eyes will pop out of your head!

let's see denver to nyc for one of allanahs parties. that cant be too much. shit i might pay for it cause you need something good!

[suckseed]

nice offer hillbilly - thanks man. I'm about to move to Phoenix - got my eye on Alexa from Eros!
Hey 9inch - ever date Ana? I was going to throw down when she visited last month but TER reviews said she was only into beautiful Tgirls and was strictly take the money and run. She's the one that was pictured with B. Spears ex, as I'm sure you've heard a dozen times.

[paulie]

I also live in the Denver area, and have in fact gone to NY for two of Allanah's parties and have had a total blast each time. I have also had a great time in Vegas.

The only thing I can say to you, suckseed, is that there are finally a number of really great transgender providers coming to Denver. This has not always been the case. but the last year or so have been great.

[LBCDO]

From someone who has been with tons of girls for free, and have also paid for a few, I just want to say, who cares? I prefer NOT to pay, like any other person who knows the value of a dollar, but sometimes you dont feel like all that wordplay and shit. Sometimes you just want to hear "What you want to do? Ok, you got $XX? Lets go". The point of the topic was to hear funny stories, not try to show how much free ass you get. I have had BAD ASS TSs that people have as avatars call me up for bootycalls, and i guarantee that my conversation has more depth than "Oh, I get ass from so and so for free". Because you and like 2 other people are the main ones who mention it in every thread

[Invisiboy]

Years ago, in NYC near the Lincoln Tunnel, there were street girls working, even during the day. I picked one up in my step van, drove over to the river, and parked. I paid very little and sucked her dick, she didn't get hard, & finally I drove her back to where she wanted to be dropped off. As she got out, I realized that my wallet was behind me on the floor of the van-and now it was empty. I ran out after her & screamed for my money, but she said "I am a drug addict, and I need the money". Well, what could I do-call the police? :oops:

[ABSOLUTE SHADE]

You got in drags to see a TS escort????

OMG...You tricks never change!!

First of all...You should of asked if she was into that!

2nd of all...You should go on The Review sites..b4 calling a girl

[suckseed]

Why should I give a shit what SHE'S into? She was an escort, not my prom date. She was supposed to provide a service for some quick cash. Of course, expecting an escort to actually try to earn her money is what's really stupid of me. I learned my lesson - you're right about checking the reviews first, that's what helped me save my money with Ana from Miami.

[Chet_X]

great stuff, Suckseed. prom date indeed

[hillbilly]

good for you Suckseed.

its awful that you come out here for some fun and have been so self depricating only for people to give you crap.

your thing isn't my thing but hey i can't explain my thing either.

i hope you find what your looking for or at least have a hell of a time trying :wink:

[suckseed]

so, anyway....who else has a story? I'd like to see this thread get back on track!

[Slither]

not really an escort story, in the sense that it wasn't a pre-set up thing where i call ahead, pay, etc.. so that may be why this happened :-? .... met her at a club here back in the day.. we hit it off, went back to her place and were going to knock boots... we're making out and stuff and then oops.. she had to go to the bathroom. nature called and it was calling from the backdoor, if you know what i mean. very uncomfortable and i didn't want any part of that ass after that. so i skidaddled.

[suckseed]

just think what if she hadn't...what a buzzkill to encounter a sheturd with your Trouser trout! :o

[suckseed]

been laughing for well over two minutes now...that was some funny shit!

[mykeylykey]

nature called and it was calling from the backdoor, so i skidaddled.

LMAO . . . too funny, keep em' comin' . . .


mykey

[hillbilly]

i've run out the door myself a couple times. but more like shit what am i doing i'm just horny i'm not even that into her. i jerk off and i'm cured for another day! or maybe an hour.

skidaddle! hahah. nice!

[suckseed]

better a skidaddle than a skidmark! :D

[suckseed]

btw...what does michael jackson like best about dating twenty-eight year olds?





there's twenty of 'em

[partlycloudy]

btw...what does michael jackson like best about dating twenty-eight year olds?





there's twenty of 'em

lol...it took me a second to get it but thats a good one

[hillbilly]

i've gone home with girls more than once and simply passed out drunk (no sex) there only to wake up a few hours later not knowing where the hell i am. guess i'm lucky i havent been robbed. but its always been girls i've known for a while. one actually returned my digital camera to me after i left it there unknowingly.

so there are good girls out there.

[flabbybody]

years ago I met a girl at a tranny bar that I thought I was doing good with. I mean I thought I had actually picked her up and she wasen't a hooker. When we got back to my place she asked for the donation and I said no f--ing way (she was kinda ugly and mannish). She grabs these scissors I had on a table and starts waving them at me. I finally get them out of her hands but not before she rips up my leather couch. I guess I was lucky it wasen't me. cured me of tgirls for about 6 days.

[flabbybody]

probably 9

[Chet_X]

depends on where she cut you

[Ecstatic]

I've had a few less than memorable encounters with girls who were either bored and only into the money or with whom I just didn't really click, but I've never had a bad experience. The worst experiences I've had have been indirect: being perhaps a little too trusting and naive a person, I've shared details about encounters with a couple of other guys, only to have them go to the provider and embarass her and me. One time this guy I've never met but have emailed and chatted with calls up this girl I know well and, using me as a reference--without my knowledge--proceeds to make the most offensive requests I could imagine--I wouldn't even want to repeat them, they were truly disgusting. Now my girl's got game and wasn't thrown by this--she told me she's heard it all (and I shudder to think too much about that)--but she did ask me if I knew this guy. Man, I was livid. So I decided then and there that I will not review a girl unless she asks me to, and I will not go into the juicy details.

[Ecstatic]

Hey, Chet-X, you should resize that avatar to 70x70, it's pushing all the posts way to the right.

[magic9inch]

she was planning to cut flabbyboys manhood. i would have whoop that hoe azz. threating me in my on house. trannies are as evil too

[mambo]

I remember finding out about the world of T-girls when I was just 18 or 19. I was vacationing in Miami on a family trip and wandered into an adult book store to pick up a "Swinger/Escort" publication. I saw the MOST BEAUTIFUL woman I'd ever seen in my life! There were these Latin women, shown from the chest up only, with the most incredible, exotic features, beautiful eyes and hair, incredible lips, and not to mention great tits. I understood all the ads, expect for one part...what in the world did "Pre-Op TS" mean???

Needless to say, when I finally figured it out (which took awhile), I was STUNNED...and already in love with a few of the hotties I saw in the magazine. That's how it all started!!!

Anyway, to the point of my "story;" There was always this ONE amazing tranny I had my eye one--from the original magazine! From DAY ONE, I had been MESMERIZED with her! Years later when I got the courage up to start experimenting with my fantasy, she was no where to be found. I was able to experience many hot t-girls in Florida, but in the back of my mind, I had still wanted her. A year or two later she resurfaced, but on my next trip to Miami, we didn't connect because of schedule conflicts.

FINALLY, 7 years after I initially saw this beauty in a magazine, I was driving over to her place. We had finally connected. She was back on the scene, and I made it a point not to miss this opportunity. This was the most GORGEOUS T-girl hands down...even more hot than any other regular girl I had seen. I couldn't wait.

Well, I got to her place and I was speechless. She didn't look ANYTHING like the pic. What happened? I didn't knwo what to say. I had to park in a scary back alley, her house was dirty, there was a random stranger sleeping on the couch. I didn't know what to do! She was nasty, very dark, ugly feet and hands...to this day I wonder if it was even the same person in the pic, she looked THAT different. I couldn't go through with it. I gave her $50 for her time (I felt bad), and got the hell outta there. I didn't mess with another shemale for months, it left such a bad taste in my mouth (not literally, luckily!)

[magic9inch]

lol. damn. i'm sorry don mean to laugh. :lol:

[Chet_X]

great thread...love the stories

[mykeylykey]

I finally get them out of her hands but not before she rips up my leather couch. I guess I was lucky it wasen't me. cured me of tgirls for about 6 days.

LMAO . . . you guys are killin' me!! Keep em comin' . . .


mykey

[suckseed]

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[magic9inch]

LONG AZZ STORY :lol:

[suckseed]

I know, I'm probably too damn wordy...I was kind of writing this for guys like me who are inexperienced. But every word is true.

[suckseed]

here is one picture...this scenario was her fantasy...that's 'bondage tape',
which is easy to get out of.

[suckseed]

i guess i didn't mention she wanted to be tied up...

[Chet_X]

glad you posted that second pic...I thought I ws looking at a crime scene photo in the first post

[suckseed]

yeah...i deleted the first pic it's too dark and too damn big

[lmw222001]

A Few Years Ago I Called Up This "TGirl" That Advertised (And Still Does) In The Boston Phoenix. I Called Her Up-She Tells Me That She's
30,Real Feminine,Very Hot.
I Go Down To Chinatown (Shes Not Asian) Do The Phone Call Bit And Go To Her Apartment And Ring The Buzzer.
I Get Buzzed In And Go Upstairs.
The Door Is Open (Should've Been A Flag),I Walk In.
Out Of The Kitchen Comes A Guy About 45,With A Bad Wig And A Heavier Beard Then I Have.
Now I'm Like,Trying To Get The Fuck Back Out The Door And He Has Me Pinned Against The Wall (And I'm A Pretty Good Sized Guy)Saying,"Baby
C'mon Honey....."
I Finally Pushed Him Away And Ran The Hell Out Of There.
I Never Saw Anything So Ugly In My Life

:lol:

[magic9inch]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: . YOU CRACK ME UP. KEEP IT COMING

[partlycloudy]

A Few Years Ago I Called Up This "TGirl" That Advertised (And Still Does) In The Boston Phoenix. I Called Her Up-She Tells Me That She's
30,Real Feminine,Very Hot.
I Go Down To Chinatown (Shes Not Asian) Do The Phone Call Bit And Go To Her Apartment And Ring The Buzzer.
I Get Buzzed In And Go Upstairs.
The Door Is Open (Should've Been A Flag),I Walk In.
Out Of The Kitchen Comes A Guy About 45,With A Bad Wig And A Heavier Beard Then I Have.
Now I'm Like,Trying To Get The Fuck Back Out The Door And He Has Me Pinned Against The Wall (And I'm A Pretty Good Sized Guy)Saying,"Baby
C'mon Honey....."
I Finally Pushed Him Away And Ran The Hell Out Of There.
I Never Saw Anything So Ugly In My Life

:o WTF :o

:lol:

[caliente]

i went to see a girl, her apartment was a tiny studio apartment, and she had no real bed, just a futuon. the apartment stunk of stale weed and mcdonalds. after giving her the money (why why why) she puts a a condoom on my pinga and starts sucking away like a robot to the point that it just plain hurts. i give her the benefit of the doubt and hope it will get better but after about a minute i stop her. she tells me that i can either finish myself off for free or pay extra for me to get fucked by her. i ask how much to fuck her and she says she doesn't get fucked. so i finish myself off and ask where the bathroom is so i can clean myself up. she tells me i can't go into the bathroom. at this point i'm already pissed off so i ignore her and walk into the bathrrom
i open the door and start wiping off my dick. the shower curtain is closed but out the corner of my eye i see the curtain move as if someone is behind it
i open the shower curtain and theres some real faggy gay boy and another tranny hiding in the bathtub! i grabbed my shit and got out of there so fast i left my underwear

[NYCe]

Has anyone ever been picketpocketed by a girl at Edelweiss or Nowbar?

[eclipse2000b]

Some of the stories were funny. Believe me, it works the other way:

I opened my door to this client. He enters my apartment by exploding inside. He's 40ish, overweight, balding and short. He appears frantic or crazed. Before I can even say 'hi' and ask for his coat, he knocks me over grabbing at my panties. "How big is it? How big is it?" Next thing I know he's knocked me on my big ass while pulling on dick. (hard to keep your balance on carpet and heels) Let me tell ya that hurt. From the floor, I got up and threw his ass out.

I tried to limit the age of clients I'd deal with because I was in my twenties then and fifty year old guys were a complete turn-off. I knew I wasn't getting it up for a daddy, so why waste their time and money? So this guy agrees with my ad limits. When he shows up I opened the door to a 70 year old dude with no teeth. I tried to go through with it (be professional I think) and he couldn't get it up (just too damn old) and neither could I (just too damn distraught). What was I going to do "card" him? He finally admitted that he was 68, and had been impotent for years. I suppose he wanted me to work berdache mysticism on the ancient root? Now I realize guys that old get horny too, but c'mon. He was older than my grandad and importent! What did he think was gonna happen? I gave him 1/2 of his social security check back (which was overly kind considering that he lied to me) and asked him to never, ever contact me again.


Another client who I actually liked a lot as a person, but really was NOT sexually attracted to was over for a 'date.' I don't know what he ate, but my entire apartment smelled of it. GROSS! It hung in the apartment for hours afterwards. No amount of scented candles were going to overwhelm that stench.

Another guy had a peg leg and a speech impediment. Still I liked him b/c he was nice. I truly believe he liked me because I was kind to him. But then it got to the point where he's blowing up my phone asking if I'm "ok." While I appreciated the concern it got to be a bit much. I finally told him that I was going to start charging $1,000 per session and that I couldn't have personal phone calls because my bf beat me. (I had already asked him to stop calling me so much and it didn't work)

I had another guy show up and he's all hyper. Crazy hyper.... I'm a little worried at this point.... Jeffrey Dahmer was cute, right? He Can't sit down and then he asks if he can smoke. I expect a cigarette which I'm not crazy about, but then to my surprise he starts pulling out this paraphanalia. Well, he wanted to smoke alright. He was on the 'pipe': the crackpipe. He was pacing, pacing, pacing. I asked that gentleman to leave and thankfully he complied.

I stopped taking guys to my bedroom after awhile. I was making Martha Stewart rich going thru comforters. All of these guys want to 'bottom' and don't have sense enough to douche... ew...... Gross.

This is not to say that all of my clients were dreadful, but a lot were. I think it's a counter balance to some of your posts, many which were justified.

Peace

[eclipse2000b]

Some of the stories were funny. Believe me, it works the other way:

I opened my door to this client. He enters my apartment by exploding inside. He's 40ish, overweight, balding and short. He appears frantic or crazed. Before I can even say 'hi' and ask for his coat, he knocks me over grabbing at my panties. "How big is it? How big is it?" Next thing I know he's knocked me on my big ass while pulling on dick. (hard to keep your balance on carpet and heels) Let me tell ya that hurt. From the floor, I got up and threw his ass out.

I tried to limit the age of clients I'd deal with because I was in my twenties then and fifty year old guys were a complete turn-off. I knew I wasn't getting it up for a daddy, so why waste their time and money? So this guy agrees with my ad limits. When he shows up I opened the door to a 70 year old dude with no teeth. I tried to go through with it (be professional I think) and he couldn't get it up (just too damn old) and neither could I (just too damn distraught). What was I going to do "card" him? He finally admitted that he was 68, and had been impotent for years. I suppose he wanted me to work berdache mysticism on the ancient root? Now I realize guys that old get horny too, but c'mon. He was older than my grandad and importent! What did he think was gonna happen? I gave him 1/2 of his social security check back (which was overly kind considering that he lied to me) and asked him to never, ever contact me again.


Another client who I actually liked a lot as a person, but really was NOT sexually attracted to was over for a 'date.' I don't know what he ate, but my entire apartment smelled of it. GROSS! It hung in the apartment for hours afterwards. No amount of scented candles were going to overwhelm that stench.

Another guy had a peg leg and a speech impediment. Still I liked him b/c he was nice. I truly believe he liked me because I was kind to him. But then it got to the point where he's blowing up my phone asking if I'm "ok." While I appreciated the concern it got to be a bit much. I finally told him that I was going to start charging $1,000 per session and that I couldn't have personal phone calls because my bf beat me. (I had already asked him to stop calling me so much and it didn't work)

I had another guy show up and he's all hyper. Crazy hyper.... I'm a little worried at this point.... Jeffrey Dahmer was cute, right? He Can't sit down and then he asks if he can smoke. I expect a cigarette which I'm not crazy about, but then to my surprise he starts pulling out this paraphanalia. Well, he wanted to smoke alright. He was on the 'pipe': the crackpipe. He was pacing, pacing, pacing. I asked that gentleman to leave and thankfully he complied.

I stopped taking guys to my bedroom after awhile. I was making Martha Stewart rich going thru comforters. All of these guys want to 'bottom' and don't have sense enough to douche... ew...... Gross.

This is not to say that all of my clients were dreadful, but a lot were. I think it's a counter balance to some of your posts, many which were justified.

Peace

[magic9inch]

NONE OF YOUR JOKES WAS FUNNY.ESCLIPSE :evil: I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT GUYS WITH TRANNIES BECUASE I CAN RELATE BETTER

[Ecstatic]

I've often thought of it from the "other side," eclipse, having talked with some girls about some of their weird or even sicko clients. While I would feel sorry for the 68 year old with no teeth (and it seems you did, too, despite the discomfort), I think that scene would make for a very funny cartoon. And the smelly guy, whew. I wonder how girls can take this kind of crap and how often it happens? I imagine these are extreme, but I'm certain that guys who don't bother to douche and want to bottom are common. Sheesh. I wonder what goes through some guys' minds, you know?

The crack pipe story reminds me of an encounter a girl I know --a very sophisticated lady-- turned down. This guy called her, telling her he wants to eat her out right after another guy has had her, no washing between sessions (as if she didn't play safe), and he wants to smoke crack with her. And he wants a huge discount because he's "so cute." Right. I suppose he deserves credit for being upfront and asking about his perversion before showing up, giving her the chance to turn him down flat, but uggh!

[d]

u can make a lot of dough
off those crack fiends
i know some girls
that are able to milk those fiends for
more than $3 Gs.
they don't even want to fuck
they just want to suck the glass dick.

[magic9inch]

losers only want to do that. As for me, i like my health. i dot rush things to the point i'm gone end up with something. but guys telling the stories are more finnier. :lol:

[eclipse2000b]

Nine inch--I guess it isn't as funny the other way around.... 8)

[magic9inch]

AGREE esclipse

[speck]

Has anyone been forced to be a bottom by an escort against their will.

I ask because there is a eros girl in LA that has been reviewed as a top mostly. Everytime I see her she makes some comment trying to pick me up...or showing me her ass or tits. I am not bottom at all...never have...but I think she will want me to be. I read a story on some board where a guy went with a ts he picked up at Melrose and Western(used to be lots of ts streetwalkers there). He went to her room and there were 3 other ts there. He said each took a turn at him. Now I know this is the fantasy of some of you here, BUT NOT ME!.

I also have had a few ts sw beg me to fuck them....I wasn't even paying for that...only for bj, but I do not want to fuck sw because I do not think they are clean down there after walking around for a while.

[evil_twin]

I remember one time I was riding around and saw this tall,young and natural t-girl.
I pulled over, she got in and immediately starting feeling on my crotch, talking dirty to me and just making my horny as fuck.
Next thing I know Whoop, Whoop!
The police pulls me over and was like "Do you know you have a blowned tail light"
I'm like no. Then he looks at that t-girl and yells to her"Get out the car"
I'm like Oh Shit.
He already knew who she was because he has gave her about 2 warnings in that same week.
Next thing, all these cop cars start pulling up all around me like as if the cop called for back up and then the patty wagon came.
So 2 different cop comes back to my car and tells me that they know who she is and what she does and she is a minor.
If they had caught us in a alley or something, I woulda got in a world of trouble for statutory rape, soliciting a hooker and maybe sodomy.:D
So I was about to lie and say I was hacking(illegal taxi driver)
but the cop said he was going to let me go, give my a service order for the tail light and I better not come back again.
Next time he see me he will lock me up.
since then, The cop will lock up any tgirl dress real slutty and it has become a empty strip.

[dajuicy]

man.... i aint gonna sit here and pretend any story of some sleazy hoe/opps sorry working girl, smiling as she ripps me off if in any way shape or form fking entertaining.....there is nothing funny about getting up the nerve to finally see some t girl that you think is gonna treat you right and then find out that they are just really working...working you, for your money.....lucky or smart or savey is the dude who gets what he pays for, and feels good about it after...too many times, ive walked awys feeling guilty and worse kind of cheated...my last experience was really sad, cause it was bad service with a smile.....fk that......live and learn.....ive learned that ymmv is really a true statement,,,.. and girls that just book and book clients all day, with no chance of cuming or even getting hard, are bad karma....and deliver with a smile and a sad explanation of "honey call me earlier next time and ill rock your world..." fk that a girl gets one chance with me.....lucky for her, im not outing her on this board.....but ya know....for you good looking young cats, with fking six packs and big hard dicks...more power to you....i hope you fk every t girl from here to tijauna, all for free.....i tip my hat to you......and for the rest of us....well,. lets just say, i wish there was some good medication that i could take that one day i would wake up and not be turned on by any of these shemales,....and not be slave to this fking dumb ass, guilt ridden obsession......im just talkin for myself now.....so dont gett all crazy with me., but you all know what the hell i mean.....for the cats that are comfortable with all this , god bless you.....i wish i was.....but aint.....dont get me totally wrong, ive had some good experineces.....but they are outwwieghed by the bad ones and more over the dissallusioning ones.....the big one..of course is that a fine black/latin tgirl hip to the streets and the game, could ever really give a fk about an older white guy on any level whatso ever.....case closed....

[d]

lets just say, i wish there was some good medication that i could take that one day i would wake up and not be turned on by any of these shemales,....and not be slave to this fking dumb ass, guilt ridden obsession.......

that's true and real right there dajuicy
ive thought the same thing a number of times
i remember someone calling it "the gift and the curse"
but its more a curse than a gift

[RangeHova]

Well, my story isn't an escort story but a girl that I meet on a chat line. We talked for days before we actually hooked up. So I leave work early to meet this lovely voice.

I should have known when she directed me to a phone NEAR her apartment. I get there and she says that she has a secret to tell me before I get there. She first informs me that she is white, which surprises me because she sounded black. Then I say, no problem. Then she informs me the big one, that she is a TS. I suspected as such but act surprised but open to the posibilities.

I get to the apartment and this teeny tiny super skinny white guy in a dirty T-shirt and sock with the attitude of a ghetto Black girl opens the door. I'm about to lose my lunch until I hear him call for his friend. Whew. OK, I'm still on the winning side of things.

One by one a slew of the worst looking T girls and femme boys walks oast to see who the guy on the couch is. The only passanle one had to be all of 400 pounds (no lie). I should have ran for it then and there.

My date calls me to the back bedroom. All of a sudden my eyes meet hers. SHE looks like a linebacker for the Raiders, buzzcut, stubble, 270 lbs and all. She's not even trying to look like a female. she has on a dirty MacDonalds uniform, swearing SHES a manager. She informs me that it will take just a minute for HER to doll up. Again, I'm about to lose that lunch.

I make up all kinds of excuse to leave. She begs me to just let her touch me, just let her give me some head. She pulls out pictures of her at her best (still that luch is begging to come up) in the pictures she still looks a damn mess. I keep pulling away, trying to be nice. She is damn near on her knees begging even goes into offereing me money to let her suck it. Now sure, I love money but not that much.

That ended my chat line days, well at least for about a week or so.

[RangeHova]

Oh yeah, as far as a girl forcing the dick on me. No really but I have had a girl almost blindside me into taking her dick.

I had been after this girl for a long time. This was the first night that I had seen her where we both were single. Well actually she did have a guy with her but not to the point where he was on her hip. We started dancing and talking and I made the move. She said she was only interested if I was packing enough to make her not go home with the other guy. So I had to get my dick hard enough for her grab test, which was hard to do since I'm not one to just get hard without some inspiration (nudity, close contact, some hot and heavy action) not just casually on a dance floor. I begged my dick to get just a little hard and started imagining the things I would do with her. Thankfully my imagination was working well that night. With hardly an expressinon on her face she grabs me in between danc moves checking the width, legnth, and whatever else. I guess I passed.

We get back to her friend's house and the action starts, heavy heavy kissing, rolling all over the bed, she gave me some of the best head in the world. I get the condom on and the fucking starts it is amazing. She stops while it's gettig good and gives me even more of that great head, jumps on the dick and rides it real good. As I'm getting the groove she stops and starts eating my ass, then stops and we start fucking all over again.

This start and stop goes on until the point that my head is spinning from the heat. It's good, I mean real good. Then all of a sudden while she has me on all fours eating me out I feel something diferent on my hole. Somewhere there she has put on her own condom and is ready to drive it home. I was so wrapped up into the whole thing that I almsot gave it up to her. I mean it was good enough that me, a guy who doesn't give the ass up was damn near willing to give it up to a girl I just meet. I had to get my head together because I was in a different place that night.

I had to stop the whole experince because she almost got me. I propbably would have gave it up had she not known a few girls that I knew. I know girls well enough that if I had've given it up it would have been all over the streets.

I almsot regret not giving it to her. Something tells me it would have been really good.

[d]

just called some girl off of eros...she's traveling with some girlfriends it seems. get to the hotel room in midtown
well before i even get off the elevator the smell of weed hits me in the face. some strong shit too, i'm hoping its not coming from the room i headed to...like charlie murphy said "wrong!", get to the room and knock even though i called an said i was on my way up, i hear lots of movement, i mean lots, get in - the girl isn't as pretty as her photos in her ad and has on a shit load of make up anyway i start talking to the girl and after a few seconds realize she's higher than whitney houston. i ask her a few questions and there a 10 second delay plus she keeps rubbing her arm. at this point i'm about to leave but she like "stay" and i already came all this way so i figure let me just a nut off. anyway she makes the room totally dark and were on some sort of pull out bed
(i think ive caught a contact from the weed smell by now) and i hear a noise, i'm like "whats that?" she goes "oh i have a dog"
i'm like a dog in a hotel room, the hell? just as i'm about to say fuck this in comes in one of the ugliesest tranny's i ever seen through one of those room connecting doors and shes like "girl you ain't done yet?" i grabbed stuff and was out fast

when its good its good but when its bad its baddddd

[yosi]

Oh yeah, as far as a girl forcing the dick on me. No really but I have had a girl almost blindside me into taking her dick.

I had been after this girl for a long time. This was the first night that I had seen her where we both were single. Well actually she did have a guy with her but not to the point where he was on her hip. We started dancing and talking and I made the move. She said she was only interested if I was packing enough to make her not go home with the other guy. So I had to get my dick hard enough for her grab test, which was hard to do since I'm not one to just get hard without some inspiration (nudity, close contact, some hot and heavy action) not just casually on a dance floor. I begged my dick to get just a little hard and started imagining the things I would do with her. Thankfully my imagination was working well that night. With hardly an expressinon on her face she grabs me in between danc moves checking the width, legnth, and whatever else. I guess I passed.

We get back to her friend's house and the action starts, heavy heavy kissing, rolling all over the bed, she gave me some of the best head in the world. I get the condom on and the fucking starts it is amazing. She stops while it's gettig good and gives me even more of that great head, jumps on the dick and rides it real good. As I'm getting the groove she stops and starts eating my ass, then stops and we start fucking all over again.

This start and stop goes on until the point that my head is spinning from the heat. It's good, I mean real good. Then all of a sudden while she has me on all fours eating me out I feel something diferent on my hole. Somewhere there she has put on her own condom and is ready to drive it home. I was so wrapped up into the whole thing that I almsot gave it up to her. I mean it was good enough that me, a guy who doesn't give the ass up was damn near willing to give it up to a girl I just meet. I had to get my head together because I was in a different place that night.

I had to stop the whole experince because she almost got me. I propbably would have gave it up had she not known a few girls that I knew. I know girls well enough that if I had've given it up it would have been all over the streets.

I almsot regret not giving it to her. Something tells me it would have been really good.

Let me tell you one thing my friend
you stopped this experience - you just lost the best experience of your life.

read this thread again and you will see why I say so :wink: