I'm Mex and disagree with Lib Religion in global warming.

Answer all people. Who's your god?

Unproven Christianity that has lasted for 2000+ years or unproven "consensus" consensus believers who have lasted 2 years? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.... 20 years.

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The two have nothing at all to do with each other, you twat. They are not mutually exclusive.

[chefmike]

Answer all people. Who's your god?

Unproven Christianity that has lasted for 2000+ years or unproven "consensus" consensus believers who have lasted 2 years? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.... 20 years.

The two have nothing at all to do with each other, you twat. They are not mutually exclusive.

They have everything to do with each other.

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Answer all people. Who's your god?

Unproven Christianity that has lasted for 2000+ years or unproven "consensus" consensus believers who have lasted 2 years? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.... 20 years.

God is my God!

If Jesus Christ saw his name marqueed as "Christ"ianty he'd have a shit fit. He'd say it's not about me you fucking tards! He may have gone off as he did in the Jewish temple.

Regarding the New Testement. "These guys are twisting my teachings to support their own mamby pamby lifestyles and keep their shit ass cultures."

"and now they're fucking praying to me to win atheletic games of skill and win the lottery. AND THEY'RE INVOKING MY NAME TO CONDEMN GAYS AND EVERY FUCKING THING THEY DON'T AGREE WITH! Don't they realize when they condemn these things that GOD created everything and they are ineffect saying 'Damn, GOD fucked up!'

And the muslims and the jews are no better, they're constantly saying the same shit with different actors."

"you know, I feel like I didn't get my message across."

Then in the afterlife, John the Baptist walked up to Jesus and said, "Hey, they're still there so you accomplished something. The human project is going as expected. The species has survived. Cheer up the second coming is around the corner when global warming or an asteroid hits the planet full force. And ain't that going to be a kick in the ass when all these religious fanatics watch when we save those individuals who just followed the one rule and all the others who bastardized that rule are left behind"

And Jesus said "yeah, but I feel like I was a failure, because they just didn't get it"

And John said "yeah, Allah and Moses feel the same way. But hey, God gave us our marching orders and we gave it our best shot. And there's always the second coming. Besides God knew it would be this way, He's fucking GOD man! It's all part of the plan. You know what the funny thing is, and this should lift your spirit Jesus....all these human spyrokites have to do is look up at night and look at the universe. They actually think they are the center of the universe and everything they do or say is of utmost importance. You, Moses and Allah did the fucking sales job of the gazzilium, and that's why GOD had this 'second coming' planned from the beginning."

And Jesus said, "John, your right, how did you become so anchored?'

"Hey Jesus, I work with the water, the foundation of eveything that lives. I'm like the maintenance man, GOD TELLS ME EVERY THING, cause i'm the guy who keeps the universe working." :twisted:

God is my God!

If Jesus Christ saw his name marqueed as "Christ"ianty he'd have a shit fit. He'd say it's not about me you fucking tards! He may have gone off as he did in the Jewish temple.

I hope you are truly Christian and familiar with the bible and the concept of Trinity. Unless you're a Mormon or JW. Jesus is one. Father, son, holy spirity. The Holy Trinity.


Regarding the New Testement. "These guys are twisting my teachings to support their own mamby pamby lifestyles and keep their shit ass cultures." "and now they're fucking praying to me to win atheletic games of skill and win the lottery. AND THEY'RE INVOKING MY NAME TO CONDEMN GAYS AND EVERY FUCKING THING THEY DON'T AGREE WITH! Don't they realize when they condemn these things that GOD created everything and they are ineffect saying 'Damn, GOD fucked up!'

I respectfully say that you are ignorant as you relate to what the bible says. Jesus is the savior, the savior is god.

Luke 2:11 Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord

If you deny the truth, that Jesus is God, you deny the entire new testament and by default, Jesus' existence in both Christianity and Islam.

Before you go nuts, read that last part closely.


And the muslims and the jews are no better, they're constantly saying the same shit with different actors."

"you know, I feel like I didn't get my message across."

Then in the afterlife, John the Baptist walked up to Jesus and said, "Hey, they're still there so you accomplished something. The human project is going as expected. The species has survived. Cheer up the second coming is around the corner when global warming or an asteroid hits the planet full force. And ain't that going to be a kick in the ass when all these religious fanatics watch when we save those individuals who just followed the one rule and all the others who bastardized that rule are left behind"

Global warming? Jesus wasn't a socialist.

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Yup... This thread sucks.

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TFan said:

Father, son, holy spirity. The Holy Trinity.

That's neat. Kind of rhymes too. What's a spirity?

Anyway, like I said, religious and environmental science theories have nothing to do with each other. It is possible to be a Christian and a good person and also subscribe to the consensus viewpoint.

We're all told to think, in times of trouble, "what would Jesus do?" I think in this case he would look up to the sky and then look at you, then look up again and say: "Father, forgive him, he knows not what he's talking about".

Okay, maybe he wouldn't, but he wouldn't go around arguing against climate change and telling people "It's either me or climate change. One of us has to go. This forum's not big enough for the two of us."

Then again, you're the expert on these things (or claim to be).

But I for one am glad I don't go to the same church as you do.

[chefmike]

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lemme try this one again :P

[chefmike]

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TFan said:

Father, son, holy spirity. The Holy Trinity.

That's neat. Kind of rhymes too. What's a spirity?

Anyway, like I said, religious and environmental science theories have nothing to do with each other. It is possible to be a Christian and a good person and also subscribe to the consensus viewpoint.

We're all told to think, in times of trouble, "what would Jesus do?" I think in this case he would look up to the sky and then look at you, then look up again and say: "Father, forgive him, he knows not what he's talking about".

Okay, maybe he wouldn't, but he wouldn't go around arguing against climate change and telling people "It's either me or climate change. One of us has to go. This forum's not big enough for the two of us."

Then again, you're the expert on these things (or claim to be).

But I for one am glad I don't go to the same church as you do.


Thanks for conceding your ignorant argument that Jesus is not God.

I'll ignore your other remarks because I know you made them under the stress of being mocked and PWNED!

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Thanks for conceding your ignorant argument that Jesus is not God.

BWAAAHAAAHAAHA!!!

What fables are you going to offer us your learned opinions on next, oh wise one?

What a pompous, deluded, and ridiculous little man you are, TFool.

Maybe next you can answer the age old question of why the chickenhawk (that would be you) crossed the road...

Maybe next you can answer the age old question of why the chickenhawk (that would be you) crossed the road...[/b]

To slaughter the chickenchicken.

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God is my God!

If Jesus Christ saw his name marqueed as "Christ"ianty he'd have a shit fit. He'd say it's not about me you fucking tards! He may have gone off as he did in the Jewish temple.

I hope you are truly Christian and familiar with the bible and the concept of Trinity. Unless you're a Mormon or JW. Jesus is one. Father, son, holy spirity. The Holy Trinity.


Regarding the New Testement. "These guys are twisting my teachings to support their own mamby pamby lifestyles and keep their shit ass cultures." "and now they're fucking praying to me to win atheletic games of skill and win the lottery. AND THEY'RE INVOKING MY NAME TO CONDEMN GAYS AND EVERY FUCKING THING THEY DON'T AGREE WITH! Don't they realize when they condemn these things that GOD created everything and they are ineffect saying 'Damn, GOD fucked up!'

I respectfully say that you are ignorant as you relate to what the bible says. Jesus is the savior, the savior is god.

Luke 2:11 Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord

If you deny the truth, that Jesus is God, you deny the entire new testament and by default, Jesus' existence in both Christianity and Islam.

Before you go nuts, read that last part closely.


And the muslims and the jews are no better, they're constantly saying the same shit with different actors."

"you know, I feel like I didn't get my message across."

Then in the afterlife, John the Baptist walked up to Jesus and said, "Hey, they're still there so you accomplished something. The human project is going as expected. The species has survived. Cheer up the second coming is around the corner when global warming or an asteroid hits the planet full force. And ain't that going to be a kick in the ass when all these religious fanatics watch when we save those individuals who just followed the one rule and all the others who bastardized that rule are left behind"

Global warming? Jesus wasn't a socialist.

Jesus didn't write the bible. The version of the new testament was thrown together about the time of the Emperor Constinine. All chapters written by men, tweeking their writing to protect their own self interest. They even edited it to delete the more controversial gospels. And God knows what Guttenberb left on the pressroon floor due to exhaustion and lack of interest.

And people like you run with it like it is "gospel" (to coin a phrase), instead of using the fucking intelligence and and ability to reason that God gave you.

Stop quoting the Bible! It's not the be all and end all. IT MEANS NOTHING! NEITHER DOES THE KORAN OR THE OLD TESTAMENT.

By the way I'm not a Morman or a JW (does this mean Jew?). I was an Irish Catholic from a Boston suburb. I went to 12 years of parochial school and was an altar boy. I was never approached nor molested by a priest though I was a cute little blue eyed lad with a firm body who would be coveted by a kid toucher.

What the fuck is the "Holy Spirit"? No one could really explain the third baseman's role in the trinity thing. No fucking priest or nun ever could. Yeah Jesus is the son of God! But so are we all sons and daughters of God, because he created us. Jesus is like the older brother, the first or 19th, who relays the message..do unto others as you would do to yourself. Apply that to any question and you'll see it covers everything.

Meanwhile, go fuck yourself for doubting my authorithay!!!!!!!

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TFool, you said:


Thanks for conceding your ignorant argument that Jesus is not God.

I'll ignore your other remarks because I know you made them under the stress of being mocked and PWNED!

I didn't concede anything. I was paraphrasing scripture to make a humorous point, which is better than using scripture to condemn other people the way you do.

I am a church-goer, although I don't go regularly. I am a Christian but I have my lapses like most of us. I have read through the gospels and most of the New Testament and know a few of the stories in the Old Testament. I have Jewish friends, Muslim friends and Buddhist friends plus Christian friends from many different denominations. I believe that the most important thing is to be a good person, regardless of what religion you choose.

I cannot stand religious zealots of any kind, be they Muslim, Christian or whatever. I think religion should be about love. I become annoyed at myself that I find myself increasingly unable to love some people,because those people have only bigotry and misplaced self-righteousness rather than plain decency in their hearts. But I am only flesh and blood and it takes a lot of strength to to stop oneself from getting pissed off in the face of such baiting. I'm no saint. Then again, neither are you, despite any belief you may have to the contrary.

As such, I dedicate this picture to you. I found it ages ago on these forums and have saved it for someone who deserves it. And boy do you deserve it.

Enjoy!

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