Unexpectedly ran into a girl today

[hardharry585]

Was at a hardware store and a rather cute girl was there and came by me. Tight shorts, not tucking, knee socks (that didn't match). Seemed out of place for where it was- seemed risky for her to be out and at a place like dressed in such a way.

Got me all excited hot and bothered.

Damn if only I was 30 years younger - I totally would had said hi.

[Stavros]

You should not have been so coy. If she looked lost, perhaps she needed the advice of a man old enough to know how to nail things, who has lots of experience screwing this and that, knows how to handle wood -that sort of thing.

[Will Riker]

You should not have been so coy. If she looked lost, perhaps she needed the advice of a man old enough to know how to nail things, who has lots of experience screwing this and that, knows how to handle wood -that sort of thing.

Totally agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!