Quickman
10-22-2006, 09:26 PM
It's almost halloween and that got me thinking about sex. Well, lots of things get me thinking about sex... This particular epiphony however, is that SHEMALES ARE A LOT LIKE VAMPIRES!!!
I'll present the evidence and you be the judge.
First of all, neither shemales nor vampires occur randomly in nature. Research tells us that vampires are supernatural creatures created by magic whereas shemales are supernatural creatures transformed through science (magic for nerds.)
As I began to enumerate them, the similarities between the vampiress and our shemale become even more compelling. Let's examine:
1. Both are usually nice and curvy.
Vampiress
http://www.elvira.com/newgfx/Re3.jpg
Shemale
http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/raquel23_979.jpg
2. Both usually have long dark hair. The brunette is typically the hottest in a group.
Vampiresses
http://www.ugo.com/channels/girlfriends/gallery.asp?img=5&gallery=brides_girlfriends
Shemales
http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/pic_19_293.jpg
3. Both are sexy, and having sex with either can be a life changing experience...or so I'd imagine.
4. Most self described "macho" guys are deathly afraid of both.
I could go on, but you can find more similarities yourself.
So in conclusion, shemales and vampires are alike in many ways, but further analysis led to an even more startling realizatiion:
Shemales are actually angels! Ancient mythology and scripture tells us that angels were beautiful creatures that have no specific gender. Looking at this next picture, it's hard to argue against the evidence:
Trick
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/244000/244078VCEA_w.jpg
:lol: Just kiddin'. Here's the real angel:
Treat
http://www.foxyangel.com
Happy halloween.
I'll present the evidence and you be the judge.
First of all, neither shemales nor vampires occur randomly in nature. Research tells us that vampires are supernatural creatures created by magic whereas shemales are supernatural creatures transformed through science (magic for nerds.)
As I began to enumerate them, the similarities between the vampiress and our shemale become even more compelling. Let's examine:
1. Both are usually nice and curvy.
Vampiress
http://www.elvira.com/newgfx/Re3.jpg
Shemale
http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/raquel23_979.jpg
2. Both usually have long dark hair. The brunette is typically the hottest in a group.
Vampiresses
http://www.ugo.com/channels/girlfriends/gallery.asp?img=5&gallery=brides_girlfriends
Shemales
http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/pic_19_293.jpg
3. Both are sexy, and having sex with either can be a life changing experience...or so I'd imagine.
4. Most self described "macho" guys are deathly afraid of both.
I could go on, but you can find more similarities yourself.
So in conclusion, shemales and vampires are alike in many ways, but further analysis led to an even more startling realizatiion:
Shemales are actually angels! Ancient mythology and scripture tells us that angels were beautiful creatures that have no specific gender. Looking at this next picture, it's hard to argue against the evidence:
Trick
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/244000/244078VCEA_w.jpg
:lol: Just kiddin'. Here's the real angel:
Treat
http://www.foxyangel.com
Happy halloween.