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Toadily
08-01-2018, 07:33 PM
Jerking off, Punching the clown 1086940 , beating off, beat your meat, milking your banana, spanking the monkey, pulling your pud. Those are a few I have used and heard, anymore?
blackchubby38
08-01-2018, 10:10 PM
Five knuckle shuffle.
Rosie Palmer and her five sisters.
Squeezing the one eyed wonder snake.

Also the popular phrase, "I beat my dick like it owes me money".
SanDiegoPervySage
08-01-2018, 10:19 PM
Beating off, jacking off, bust one off, beating my shit
dakota87
08-02-2018, 05:13 AM
Chokin the chicken
iaitch
08-02-2018, 06:33 AM
Polishing the dolphins head.
Bobzz
08-02-2018, 11:16 AM
In America, we call it voting ...
smalltownguy
08-02-2018, 11:30 AM
spank the monkey
joesocalif
08-02-2018, 06:47 PM
Rubbing one out.
CORVETTEDUDE
08-02-2018, 06:57 PM
Polishin' the Dip Stick.
ilove2swallow
08-02-2018, 07:02 PM
i say masturbate 100% of the time
Highlander1963
08-02-2018, 10:31 PM
Wanking
josehip
08-02-2018, 11:45 PM
sadness
Torris
08-03-2018, 12:18 AM
Rattlesnake Shake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqKKGDcexZs
johnb
08-03-2018, 02:24 AM
That is a 5-Star punchline. My side started hurting
tslvr
08-05-2018, 12:43 AM
Knob polishing
crazyeditor
08-05-2018, 07:39 PM
wrestling with big jim and the twins
slave2u
08-07-2018, 02:10 AM
One off the wrist
slave2u
08-07-2018, 02:11 AM
Withdrawal from the wank bank
Gillian
08-07-2018, 04:49 AM
Knocking out some knuckle children ... ;)
morim
08-07-2018, 10:34 PM
In Italy they say "farsi una sega!"
Murmdrum
08-07-2018, 11:43 PM
hand feeding the Donkey ( I invented this many moons ago)
Roughing up the Suspect
Husking the corn
milking the meat straw
Unsheathing the pork sword