Masturbation question

[Mikefrommilwaukee]

This may sound weird, but I’m curious how other people cum when jerking off. I tend to normally try and lay back and blow my load on my chest to not leave as much a mess. Any other techniques out there that work best for others?

[Fitzcarraldo]

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[drongo]

This may sound weird, but I’m curious how other people cum when jerking off. I tend to normally try and lay back and blow my load on my chest to not leave as much a mess. Any other techniques out there that work best for others?
Blow it onto someone else chest...

[thickmotherfucker]

Swallowing leaves zero mess and it's less than 1 calorie per load!

[parts25]

Paint the ceiling

[flabbybody]

I’m not looking to make too much of a mess

[morim]

If there isn't anybody to collect it I use some pieces of toilette paper.