What's your favourite Escort advertising clich?

[jameshargreaves]

Escort advertising is full of phrases like 'luxury apartment' and 'make your dreams come true'. What are your favourite or least favourite escort clich?

[BostonBad]

When the ad states "locked and loaded"

[GroobySteven]

LOL - this thread has great potential.

[dirtrail]

Any time the word “Gentlemen” is used. Lol

[Stavros]

8 INCHES FULLY FUNCTIONAL (choose your measurement). Doesn't always stand up to scrutiny.

[jameshargreaves]

'Stunning' is a word that also doesn't always stand up to scrutiny.

[flabbybody]

NEW IN TOWN.
she’s lived in the same flat for 15 years

[dakota87]

The roses.

[costalon]

Anytime “come” is replaced with “cum”

[Laphroaig]

"Always hard and horny" - then can't get it up.
"I have 10 inches" - 5 if you're lucky.
"Available 24/7" - but never answers the phone.
"Don't be fooled by the fakes" - while using stolen pictures.:banghead
"Luxury central apartment/hotel" - shit hole miles from the centre.

[skribble1]

A good nasty tumblr

[TSlover6912]

"VIP service" then they are an hour late and they don't kiss. I find most TS escorts to be flaky as hell, that's when I always go back to my same girl because I know exactly what I'm getting and what I'm not.

[qeuqheeg222]

hay pulgadas hay fiesta.....actually the "10in rock hard" and "independent" when the other girl sharing the apt or motel room is hiding in the bathroom