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July 3, 2026

The Cunning Linguist

Antoinette Love is a student of English Literature and History, and as much as a good-looking guy turns her on, she also needs someone intelligent, well-read, and educated. She’s often to be found hanging out at seminars and readings, as her main hobby is finding as many writers, artists, poets, and professors to shag. Today, she’s been to a poetry reading by Chris Epic of his time in the porn industry, with his latest book ‘An Epic Man – How I Became The Greatest Poolboy of All Time’. She was dazzled by this Renaissance man, and as soon as the reading was over, she went to get her book signed, fluttering her eyelids and licking her lips as she murmured under her breath, here’s my phone number, call me if you want to fuck later. “I don’t have my pool boy clothes,” Epic responds! An hour later, they’re in Epic’s hotel room, as he shows Antoinette everything he’s learned as a poet, with his silver tongue slipping into every crack – a cunning linguist.

WE’RE SO HORNY… COME WATCH ME MOAN ON HIS COCK!

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June 19, 2026

I Need To Check Your Plumbing

Chris Epic is at it again. Fired from being a poolboy for sleeping with the customers, fired from being a delivery driver for delivering too many loads into the customers, and fired from being a taxi driver for spending more time on the back seat than the front. So he went to nightschool for 3 evenings, and is now a fully qualified plumber … or so his card says. And when he gets an early morning call from a distraught Emma Rose who can’t get any water from her taps, his new company ‘Grooby Plumbing’ is straight over. While he’s bending under the sink, he says she might have a blockage, and he will been to drain her … and then he’ll take a look at why the faucets aren’t working. Emma Rose, no introduction needed for that superstar, is back into a Grooby shoot – and showing shy she is still one of the most in-demand, delightful and delicious performers working today, in this pretty awesome shoot from Buddy Wood.

LET HIM FILL ME WHILE YOU STROKE ALONG!

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June 19, 2026

The World is a Stage

It’s been three years since we last saw Kalli Grace in a partnered scene, and Radius Dark was keen to get her in, and I just love what they’ve done in this scene with Chris taking control. Kalli loves being in front of the camera as much as she likes being on stage – the attention, the pleasing, the knowing so many people are watching, and as she loves sex and particularly getting fucked so much, she want to give a truth and authentic account of what she would be doing if the camera were off … basically no difference, as this is how Kalli likes to get up close with her men, and make sure they’re both having the best time of their lives. Radius of course, gets all the right angles for this fun, hot and very sexy scene.