Does Liking Transsexuals Make Me Gay?

A Sex-Expert answers the BIG question!

The follow Letter was sent to Dan Savage, Author of the World Famous Column Savage Love.
I am a straight male just back from Carnival in Rio. I went with a few friends from work. We had a blast. Actually, it may have been too much fun. One night I drank too much and ended up getting into a conversation with one of the most beautiful girls I had ever seen . . . or so I thought. She/heÔø?whatever I’m supposed to call ’emÔø?was actually a transvestite. At the time this did not bother me. I loved the double-D tits in my face. She/he was wearing a thong, had a beautiful ass, and her/his face was stunning. So stunning that in addition to a lap dance I ended up meeting her/him later. I don’t know why I did this. I think it was to fulfill my curiosity and find out if I was interested in men at all. And it was made easier because she was mostly woman. Ultimately, I couldn’t performÔø?there was something about her nine-inch cock that put me off. It was kind of in the way, so I just received a blowjob. Now my questions come in here. I feel a little jilted. Will this pass? Also, is there a large possibility of contracting an STD? I would imagine that a transvestite in Brazil who gives random American guys blow jobs for free is, uh, highly active, sexually speaking. I’ve been reading your column for about four years and I love it. Now I need your input. Ôø?What a Dummy
Let’s get the STD issue out of the way first: The odds of contracting an STD from a lap-dance-givin’, tourist-blowin’ trannie in Rio are probably pretty highÔø?they’re probably sky fucking high, so here’s hoping the head was good. Set your Personal STD Terror Alert Status at Code Orange, WAD, and act accordingly. Like Tom Ridge is always telling us, “Don’t panic but remain alert.” Keep an eye on your dickÔø?sores? burning sensations? falling off?Ôø?and even if no symptoms appear, go get tested for absolutely everything sometime soon.

As for your other issues . . . you claim to feel “jilted.” I’m not sure what you mean by that. Did the nice lady with the nine-inch cock leave you for another tourist? Or did you want the nice lady with the nine-inch cock to come back with you and be your wife? Or by “jilted” do you mean, “I got head from a dude and I’m freaking out!”? If you’re freaked out, rest assured that it will pass. You took a walk on the wild side and got yourself some head under a unique set of circumstances. Luckily for you, WAD, the nice lady with the nine-inch cock was not your next-door neighbor, a co-worker, or your girlfriend’s younger brother. Since the nice lady with the nine-inch cock is on one continent and you’re on another, it’s extremely unlikely that you will ever see the nice lady again. That should make putting the whole pleasurable business behind you that much easier. Now, unless you have a burning desire to do this againÔø?some straight guys do, and most pay dearly for the privilegeÔø?you’re not queer. The nice lady with the nine-inch cock turned your crank, it’s true, but she turned it with the fake tits, the girlish ass, the beautiful face, and notÔø?not, not, notÔø?the cock. She presented herself to you as a woman and you responded as if she were a woman. Which means you’re still the man. – SL

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