Buying The New Kitchen

by Mike Grooby · March 11, 2026

Ava Holt knows exactly what she wants in her new kitchen, and it’s expensive. The finest granite tops, high-end appliances, and expensive wooden doors, with brushed chrome hardware. Her husband thinks it’s too expensive, but Ava knows exactly how to get it, and makes a deal with the showroom to give her the keys after they close. She brings her husband in, saying they have time for a private viewing, and she begins to pose. “Look, we could have sex on this big counter,” she suggests, “Or how about over this chair? Or while I’m washing up? Look how hard I’m getting thinking about having sex in here with you, and do I look great?” Four weeks later, the kitchen is installed, Ava is happy, and she’s had a load of sex in the kitchen as promised. Now she needs to learn how to cook.