Happy to be an ''active
'' member of the site. ;P... Hope everyone one is having a fantastic new year. i have really fallen in love with London it's amazing., so much to do , so many places to go.
Thanks everyone for your wonderful compliments so sweet and promise to post more pics soon.
Mr Edwoodwoodwood Review ...
I remember meeting you and your Review i find to be unfair personal and untru!! but you are right about one thing i am a nice person, but you take complete advantage.
So now you have described me with a fabricated truth. i will describe Mr Edwoodwoodwood with the actual FACTS of what took place ... He Called me early in the morning about 8am as i don't wake up till around then,. he made a booking in his cockney english and commented how early i got up most of the escorts in London were a shower of lazy cows ,.. he then said he'l make his way by bicycle and be at my place by 10am i said ok.
''You mentioned in your Review that i was staying in a rented apartment ??? i knew you were old but i thought your eye sight was ok ? i was staying in a 2 storey modern house in kennington on cleaverstreet, i did have fun all around that house too ''
When Edwoodwoodwood arrived and i opened the door i was shocked , he is very overweight with a bear belly that would make Santa claus jealous. Grey hair and trying to dress stylish and trendy but fails miserably. He's 50yrsold and wears a man bag need i say more? ... yes i will :P
He was full of compliments as soon as he came in and a kind of fake confidence , telling me about how many times he'd been to Dublin and how much money he makes , strange you say you make all this money but you cycle all over London and your still fat? hmmm
99PERCENT of people i meet are gentlemen...
they have good hygiene very friendly and know how to have fun. but Mr Edwoodwoodwood is none of these things and i am confused as to why he wrote such a negative reveiw about me? i'm sure most girls are horrid to him. but i am a true ladie and always sweet even in a awkward situation like this.
I asked him did he want a shower he said no , after he took off his clothes i got this terrible smell almost like he hadn't washed himself in a year, this is not an exaggeration but seeing his grotesque naked body with bigger tits than me and hair everywhere made me feel Sick. i thought he hadnt got action in a longtime so i would be nice or brave and do what i could almost like charity work. he was trying to feel me everywhere pulling my cock like it was a a piece of rope, then watching it to get hard like he was waiting for an egg to boil. i used alot of condoms with him as this man has absolutely no personal hygiene. he also mentioned that the girls in london are a shower of lazy cows on the phone earlier plus he's about 50 and writes alot of negative reviews here, so i thought he'd been around the block to put it nicely and i'm happy i always use condoms!! He tried to kiss me but i felt i could possibly vomit ''that smell ugh'' so i politely gave him my cheek. This guys body is that character from little britain ''bubbles devere'' for real ...
I do enjoy being active and having fun like everyone with clean goodlooking guys. .but my 8inches was not going near this Warthog. So he asked me to bend over on the bed i did and he started to fuck me and my god he started to sweat but not normal sex sweating it was like he was swimming in his own sweat i could feel some drop on my back , he kept apologising for it and then wiping his face, he then came. it was a really horrendous ordeal for me and i just tried to think about sexy well hung guys as this sweaty pig fucked me. He said in his reveiw that the room had no air conditioning hmmmm thats strange concidering i was not sweating like him and nobody else had the sweats like him?the HOUSE was beautiful and modern with all mod cons.
you said in your review that i said all the guys complain about the airconditioning? LIE
i never said that becuse the house was fine , the problem was you..
you smell and sweat like a pig do not try blame that on my house.
You said i didn't make you feel special, well you didn't make me feel special complaining about your wife 5-6 times.
50yrsold and still making things up and playing games sad really ...
EDWOODWOODWOOD LIES ....
you say in your reveiw i have scars on my sides from liposuction? i never said that? your the one that needs lipo not me.
you said i Look better with my clothes on?? Mate i work as a model showgirl camgirl i take very good care of my body and it shows, i don't smoke drink alcohol and live a clean lifestyle , my body is a dream come true slim toned athletic with a very delicious extra 8in
YOU DON'T EVEN LOOK GOOD WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON EDWOODWOODWOOD!! You said my breasts are albeit a nice size were not 'pretty' this makes me laugh i get told all the time how perfect and natural my breasts are just like i was born with them. my nipples are also beautiful
my breasts are one of a kind it is a part of my body i am most proud of.
what makes me so sick about this meeting is this guy is old enough to be my dad and gossips like a worm. i was so sweet and nice to him but i guess some people just like to take advantage of nice girls? i'm happy not everyone in London is like you.
You are so repulsive physically, your hygene is that of a cave man, and your lies are pointless. i am astonished you feel you can judge others and write reviews , you should be lucky any beautiful ts girl would spend 5minutes in your disgusting company. for the new year have a bath
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