Post your most embarassing sex moment :)

[Fudge]

In our room, I am banging the living shit out of my wife before going back to IRAQ, I mean we are fucking loud and clear and holding nothing back. We believe that at 930 in the morning we are alone at home. I blow my load as she cums, I pull out, lay for a moment together entangled, I get up to head for a shower. I open the doors to our bedroom and walk out through the living room buck ass naked, cum dew drip and pussy slick still all over my dick, the wife is just little behind me to get to the shower. There sitting in the living room quietly are her parents, three sisters, nephew and brother who had been waiting to say goodbye before I leave. They never said a peep, the fucking TV was on cartoons for the kid to watch with no volume. Her sisters and mother had a good gawk at my cock (looked pleased and envious) her father looked disgusted but embarrassed at my nudity (probably had a small cock) and the rest sat there with smiles. I was completely shocked, lost for words and embarrassed then angered that not one would have had at least the decency to cough their presence to us. I stopped at first, then said to myself fuck it, and walked on to the shower. To this day her mother and sister(s) look at me with a knowing eye and smile (I truly think they want some of that what they seen that day).

[nonnonnon]

I think fudge wins

[robertlouis]

i got caught wanking in a tree once.

Was it this type of tree?

"Ornamental Pear Tree (Pyrus calleryana Chanticleer), smells like spunk when in full bloom. See "semen tree" also."

"God, I wish my neighbors hadn't planted that sperm tree next to our fence. Now my backyard smells like furniture from a whorehouse."

[markyboy21]

Thankfully I don't have an embarrasing moment to write about, but one of my friends does. He was having sex with his girlfriend when she decided that she wanted to try anal for the first time. As this wasn't planned they didn't have any lube, but still tried. The result was that his foreskin tore near the tip of his cock and he had to go to hospital with a towel around his cock dripping blood. He said he was so embarassed that he didn't notice the pain until he was on his own after having stitches.

[AlternateName]

Kelly for some reason you talking about the loose air seeping out of you strangely turns me on.

[Dino Velvet]

i got caught wanking in a tree once.

The almost exact same thing happened to me except the one part where you say "in a tree" I would replace with "in front of my old high school that I graduated from in 1985". Other than that it's uncannily similar.

[amberskyi]

sometimes when im fucked real hard (which i love!) ill bleed.i was so scared the first time it happened.i checked with my doctor and its pretty normal with anal sex.it doesnt hurt or anything but i always feel embarrassed,especially cause some guys get weirded out.

[MrsKellyPierce]

Now that would be scary girl...

[kittyKaiti]

I have to say that pooping on dick is the most embarrassing so far. I've also thrown up from giving deep throat head. I now do BJs on an empty stomach and ensure I haven't eaten for about 12 hours before having anal.

[Star Angel 86]

I have to say that pooping on dick is the most embarrassing so far.

Kitty,you know you just furnished Dino Velvet with some masturbation material there.