My shemale experiences 1 & 2

[EvaCassini]

next to .... Star Wars? lol

[scheej]

What a cynical bunch!

Okay; so I actually found my 1st girl online shortly after - her name was Candy. She goes by the name 'Candy XXX'. Some pics here: http://candyxxxhott.webs.com/apps/ph...otoid=78850291

She was hotter than those pics suggest, honest guv.

And it was after the Montreal Grand Prix of 2010 (the one the year before the rain).

If anyone knows her, feel free to ask.

[EvaCassini]

sry but have to say it to get it out of my head LMAO...

And then we kissed under the night sky when all of a sudden a GPS satellite crashed near us about 127.4 yards away and struck Michael Jackson , by the way that's how he died, they covered it up and they didnt know we were there! But I wanted to tell you guys the truth about Michael Jackson in my cute story of this tgirl i met and swayed.

AGAIN SORRY, but had to say it ...my brain was going to splode if the funny didnt cum out hahaha

[danthepoetman]

Even if there was any reason to doubt your story, Scheej, which I don't think there is, it would still be very well told and a good post.
Yes, people here are a bit cynical; but it's just humour and fun. Once again, welcome around!

[EvaCassini]

Agreed, welcome....we just like to have fun here. Which also includes joking, smoking, stroking, and poking HOT CHA CHA!!!!! LMAO

[danthepoetman]

I can't think of anything as lovely as being teased by adorable Eva anyways!

[EvaCassini]

hehe YAY

[Prospero]

Scepticism is an important quality here - especially when it is in regard to first time
posters praising an escort (often one who has had otherwise negative reviews.)

However I have no reason to doubt the veracity of the OP's story. Reads as pretty genuine to me. And it is nicely written. It seems wholly plausible to me.

Welcome to HA.

[scheej]

To be fair, Lalita was seriously alright.

If you fancy a laugh though, her broken english posts about herself (pretending to be someone else) on here are HI-larious.

@Eva - Having done some cyber stalking, you're smoking. But that picture under your posts does you no justice! If I could describe your expression there in a word, that word would be 'disinterested'. You can do better than that!

Ps. RIP the King of pop.

[Prospero]

Who does Lalita pretend to be Scheej? She looks, as you suggest, "seriously alright."