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    Default The Fake Ass

    I felt my 1st fake ass tonight. Something I know many of you will find hard to believe so let me explain. This chick walks up to me in this bar and she was in her Halloween getup and I noticed her hips a mile away. So she offers to buy me a drink and I decline but still let her flirt. So I reached around and grabbed her ass and to me it felt like someone took 2 tupperware bowls and surgically implanted them on top of her buttcheeks. I'm used to the women I see on a regular basis having a totally different feeling booty. For example: Sunny Deelite's ass is wonderful to squeeze. It just feels like a normal big ass. Allanah's ass, heavy as it be, feels somewhat normal, Dina Delicious' ass................mmmmmph nevermind, I think I made my point.
    I won't bring up Jennifer Paris' ass it's perfect.

    So my question is what the fuck kind of botched up surgery did this chick have to get a plaster of paris feeling set of asscheeks?!?

    Educate me ladies..............................


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    Industrial strength collagen mixed with plaster of paris perhpas to frighten off undesirables?


    If I got a dime every time I read an ad with purloined photos I could retire right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjS0AbRpAo Andenzi, izimvo zakho ziyaba.

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    i think its hot,

    just like ya'll white boys love flat booties with fake hard tits

    we like big asses.



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    I think it's hot too provided it has the right amount of jiggle.
    Focusing on mass awakening in 2007


    If I got a dime every time I read an ad with purloined photos I could retire right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjS0AbRpAo Andenzi, izimvo zakho ziyaba.

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    Quote Originally Posted by braveman
    Quote Originally Posted by trapmasta
    i think its hot,

    just like ya'll white boys love flat booties with fake hard tits

    we like big asses.
    JWBL is not white.


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    Quote Originally Posted by braveman

    JWBL is not white.

    Shhhh!!!! Let him dig a deeper hole for himself with stupid comments.....

    Didn't you know, you have to type "dem, y'all, yo, and mu'phucka" to be black online?

    Anyway, I didn't know black guys liked botched surgeries just because there's a big ass involved. :

    I know I don't.


    Shush girl, shut your lips
    Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips

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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



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    never that....i am a bootyologist but a girl with the kevlar booty is not 4 me. pass that on to the next guy..


    u will be fucking fat bitches in no time

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    lol @ kevlar


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    There are implants for butts as well.Not only for boobs.Maybe she had some?



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