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    Default Does it come with a mouse? True story Funny Story.

    I have recently bought a new laptop. This one has a "docking port" that can connectint to this base station thingy. I have coveted one of those for a while. So I went to buy it. It was actually quite large and came in a surprisingly large box.

    As I am holding this box and talking to the salesman one corner rest on my crotch...

    I say: The box does not say this comes with a mouse. Does this come with a mouse?

    salesman: Apparently.. it does.

    He did not act a fool but when ever I go to that best buy from now on they want the new guy to help me.

    cest le vie.



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    i didnt get it.



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    He could see my wang bulge since it had been displaced.



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    O.O wow. soound kinda embarassing, but exiting at the same time. wonder wut he said to himself after


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    I have learned to laugh at such things. What I find most funny is that It usually changes little about how people react to me. The rest of me is female enough that having a penis does not change much.



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    Default Re: Does it come with a mouse? True story Funny Story.

    Quote Originally Posted by BrendaQG
    I have recently bought a new laptop. This one has a "docking port" that can connectint to this base station thingy. I have coveted one of those for a while. So I went to buy it. It was actually quite large and came in a surprisingly large box.

    As I am holding this box and talking to the salesman one corner rest on my crotch...

    I say: The box does not say this comes with a mouse. Does this come with a mouse?

    salesman: Apparently.. it does.

    He did not act a fool but when ever I go to that best buy from now on they want the new guy to help me.

    cest le vie.
    1. First, why is it that every time I see you, you are looking lovelier than the last, I know you physicist types are always cooking up something, but could you let the rest of us in on it

    2. If you are one of those folks, who must have a mouse with their laptop, then consider a bluetooth, or other wireless type mouse.

    3. As to the 'battle of the bulge', in my experience, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it is a duck. He may think you were having tampon issues, and not as Mae West would say, "are you happy to see me"



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    Quote Originally Posted by blckhaze
    O.O wow. soound kinda embarassing, but exiting at the same time. wonder wut he said to himself after
    I suppose he wondered "is that thing plug'n'play?"


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    if i would have seen your bulge like that i would have given you my phone number so you could call for some free tech support.


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    lol I'd have given my number for sue, as a geek who loves TS,CD it would have been my pleasure


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