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    Default Why Do Genetic Female's Do This To Transsexualsz?

    Ok So I Wasz With Thiosz One Guy Name Jonathon Melendez & He Said "He Was Single" & Hisz Girl Wasz Gone And She Moved Out. =====>> Well He Hit Up My Ad Wanting To Know "How Much For All Nite" I Told Him It Varies From Location. He Said Well I See Your In Town So How Much? I Said It Ragnes From 800$-$1000 A Night + Fine Wine & Dine And Also I Love My Sleep Too So He Had To Add In Sleep Time. After That He Said Ok Give Me A Price. I Told Him 900$ + Fine Wine & Dine. He Said Ok Let Me Go To The Bank Get The Money & I'll Call You. I Said Ok. 40 Mins Later He Called & Said Ok Luckily I Was Ready I Said There Isz No Negotiation No "Oh My Bank Wont Let Me" He Said NOPE I Have It All. So We Met Up At Circle K & I Got Into Hisz Car. He Handed Me The Cash Immediately & Went Drove On To Hisz Place. *Note When I Get There The House Isz Empty So I Trusted That He Wanted A Cock In His Ass And Shyt So Forth Now About 3 Hrs Go By Of Fuckin Teaseing & Playing Around *Note Im Sitting On His Couch In My Panties & Bra Then I Hear Keys **I Paused** I Was Like Who's That? He Said Who's What And Then The Door Opened He Jumped Up So FAST & Thats When I Knew. It Was Hisz Wife! WTF He Lied To Me His Girl Friend Got Pissed Off. He Tried Lying To Her Telling Her Nothing Happened. I Said Hony Let Me Tell You Something I'm A Transsexual Escort & He Wanted My Cock. He Lied & Said He Wasn't Married & As You Can See No Ring. He Said You Guys Divorced & So Forth. After That i Also Said God Only Knows How Many Others There Have Been. She GOT SO HEATED She Said Get The Fuck Out. I Said iight No Problem I Said Let Me Get My Purse Clothes Etc. She Said She Would Through It On The Street For Me. hahaha I Was Like BITCH You Touch Any Of My Shyt I'll Fcukin Clock Ya Ass In The Fcukin Head. I Walked Back There & Got My Shyt & Got Dressed. I Walked Back Out She Was Like You See You Transsexual Faggots Alwaysz Have To Take A A Normal Girls Man. I Said NO BITCH Your Man Wanted Me He HIT Me Up On My Website He Paid 800$ In Cash From His Account. She Got Even More MAD That Wasnt His Money ahahaha O Well Isz What I Said I Gave 200$ Back & Said If You Dont Dump Hisz Ass You A Trip. She Said Bitch Thats Y You Want A Pussy Like Me. I WAS LIKE HOLD THE FUCK UP & WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE. I DO NOT Want A Pussy. I'm Happy With My COCK Bitch & You Can Fuckin Suck It =====>> & I Walked Out Cought A Cab & Hit Up My Hotel.



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    Hey, I was drunk!



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    Err, shit happens. "trust no one". I'm surprised his bank let him withdraw $900. anyway this guy was begging to get busted. Bringing an escort home while the wife's not there? How stupid can one get?


    If I got a dime every time I read an ad with purloined photos I could retire right now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjS0AbRpAo Andenzi, izimvo zakho ziyaba.

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    Thats by far the funniest thing I've read all day.



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    When you write stuff down, it is probably best if you spell the words correctly, rather than the way you pronounce them. This way people will be able to understand what you are saying easily.



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    Default The Moral of the Story...

    Ha, ha, too funny... here's my story. Enjoy.

    I had a gent call me up a couple of years ago for an outcall at his house. I arrived at this nice typical So Cal million dollar tract home. Meet this sweet short fat old guy and we go up to the guest room to play. I'm his first escort, ever.

    So we're about 5 minutes into things when all of a sudden he goes, "Shhhh, I think my wife's home." WTF? So we get dressed and he goes downstairs to investigate while I hide in the guest room. I called Jessica to let her know what was up, and then started looking for an escape route.

    The only way down was either a 20 foot drop onto a concrete patio (not a good option in heels) or out the front door. It suddenly occurred to me that the guy could rat me out to the cops and accuse me of being a burglar or something, so I decided that professional or not, my responsibility was to cover MY ass, not his.

    So I crept out onto the stair landing. Everything was dark and I could hear the couple talking in the kitchen. I could feel a breeze like the front door was open - my escape route. So I started creeping down the stairs.

    I was just a shadow on the wall - and then... MY PHONE STARTED RINGING!!!

    While fumblling to shut the damm thing off I dropped it and it bounces down the stairs and out onto the marble foyer. Clatter, clatter... Ooops!

    Which attracts the DOG! One of those little ankle biter yappy poodle things that would make a good appetiser in Bangkok.

    So the dog starts barking, and I see the lady and my date standing in the kitchen entry looking at me. Her mouth is like dragging on the floor, all she can see is a tall girl in a mini skirt in her house, and he has that, "I'm gonna need a good attorney" expression.

    I scooped up my phone and hit the door running with the dog hot on my heels.

    The 6' high front gate was locked and for once I was glad I was trans. I tossed my shoes over and cleared it in one vault.

    And I didn't look back until I hit the freeway.

    The moral of the story boys - is if you are going to fool around at home - be sure you know EXACTLY where your wife is!

    Giggle,
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    Two great stories. Any more?



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    Default Re: Why Do Genetic Female's Do This To Transsexualsz?

    Quote Originally Posted by TsShaylaEvansz
    Ok So I Wasz With Thiosz One Guy Name Jonathon Melendez & He Said "He Was Single" & Hisz Girl Wasz Gone And She Moved Out. =====>> Well He Hit Up My Ad Wanting To Know "How Much For All Nite" I Told Him It Varies From Location. He Said Well I See Your In Town So How Much? I Said It Ragnes From 800$-$1000 A Night + Fine Wine & Dine And Also I Love My Sleep Too So He Had To Add In Sleep Time. After That He Said Ok Give Me A Price. I Told Him 900$ + Fine Wine & Dine. He Said Ok Let Me Go To The Bank Get The Money & I'll Call You. I Said Ok. 40 Mins Later He Called & Said Ok Luckily I Was Ready I Said There Isz No Negotiation No "Oh My Bank Wont Let Me" He Said NOPE I Have It All. So We Met Up At Circle K & I Got Into Hisz Car. He Handed Me The Cash Immediately & Went Drove On To Hisz Place. *Note When I Get There The House Isz Empty So I Trusted That He Wanted A Cock In His Ass And Shyt So Forth Now About 3 Hrs Go By Of Fuckin Teaseing & Playing Around *Note Im Sitting On His Couch In My Panties & Bra Then I Hear Keys **I Paused** I Was Like Who's That? He Said Who's What And Then The Door Opened He Jumped Up So FAST & Thats When I Knew. It Was Hisz Wife! WTF He Lied To Me His Girl Friend Got Pissed Off. He Tried Lying To Her Telling Her Nothing Happened. I Said Hony Let Me Tell You Something I'm A Transsexual Escort & He Wanted My Cock. He Lied & Said He Wasn't Married & As You Can See No Ring. He Said You Guys Divorced & So Forth. After That i Also Said God Only Knows How Many Others There Have Been. She GOT SO HEATED She Said Get The Fuck Out. I Said iight No Problem I Said Let Me Get My Purse Clothes Etc. She Said She Would Through It On The Street For Me. hahaha I Was Like BITCH You Touch Any Of My Shyt I'll Fcukin Clock Ya Ass In The Fcukin Head. I Walked Back There & Got My Shyt & Got Dressed. I Walked Back Out She Was Like You See You Transsexual Faggots Alwaysz Have To Take A A Normal Girls Man. I Said NO BITCH Your Man Wanted Me He HIT Me Up On My Website He Paid 800$ In Cash From His Account. She Got Even More MAD That Wasnt His Money ahahaha O Well Isz What I Said I Gave 200$ Back & Said If You Dont Dump Hisz Ass You A Trip. She Said Bitch Thats Y You Want A Pussy Like Me. I WAS LIKE HOLD THE FUCK UP & WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE. I DO NOT Want A Pussy. I'm Happy With My COCK Bitch & You Can Fuckin Suck It =====>> & I Walked Out Cought A Cab & Hit Up My Hotel.
    that reminds me of one of those "random stream of consciousness" spam emails.



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