The Time I Got Counter-Clocked

[nysprod]

I don't know if this is a good thing or not but after hanging out with a few TLadies, I've picked up on a little of the terminology.

If you're not familiar with it, getting "clocked" means a girl has gotten recognized as being trans...so I kind of made up the term "counter-clocked" to indicate a guy who gets recognized for being attracted to Tgirls.

How can a guy get recognized for liking Tgirls? IDK, but it happened to me.

I was on a trip with a few buddies who, as far as I know, are not at all into the scene. One night we wound up in a seedy local GG strip club where most of the strippers had apron stomachs and saggy tits, except for one girl who looked absolutely outstanding...Asian, a little dark-skinned, long, beautiful dark hair and a body to die for.

Naturally, we wound up chatting her up and in the course of discussion, found out she was Thai. So just as naturally, I piped up with "wow, I'd really love to go to Thailand one day." And that's when it happened.

This gorgeous Thai GG looked me straight in the eye and said "why, do you like ladyboys?"

I couldn't help but smile but I didn't say anything...then one of my buds was like, "what's a ladyboy?"

And, still looking at me right in the eye, this gorgeous GG Thai babe says "ask your friend, he knows."

Now, truth be told, I was sitting there the whole time thinking how hot she'd look with a dick and how much fun it would be to get a lap dance from her and find out she really had one.

So guess she must have read my mind.

[BellaBellucci]

Cool story, brah.

~BB~

[Ben in LA]

It's never happened to me...but it might eventually.

It's not like I totally hide it; those that follow me on Twitter know that. If and when it DOES happen, FUCK IT!

[nysprod]

Cool story, brah.

~BB~

Yeah, it was funny...as it turned out, I did end up saying I knew what a ladyboy was, but no, I didn't admit to being attracted to trans girls.

Attracted? Crazed is more like it...lol.

[LilyRox]

I bet she had a dick

[nysprod]

I bet she had a dick

I guess it's possible but if she did, I doubt she could ever get clocked...come to think of it, how come SHE knew what a ladyboy was??

[LilyRox]

I don't know why else she would bring up ladyboy's. I think she was signaling you that she wanted fucked hard.

[nysprod]

I don't know why else she would bring up ladyboy's. I think she was signaling you that she wanted fucked hard.

Nah...strippers in general don't fuck...the definition of a stripper is a girl who looks to suck as much money out of guys as possible while giving up nothing. This is like stripper code.

Besides, it's a statistical fact that in a typical strip club, 48% despise men, 50% are lesbians, and the remaining 2% have bf's who are professional MMA fighters.

Give or take.

[LilyRox]

Oh I was reading it real fast. I didnt read she was a stripper. I thought it was just some girl you met at a bar.

[nysprod]

Oh I was reading it real fast. I didnt read she was a stripper. I thought it was just some girl you met at a bar.

I did give some thought to this...what I came up with is that when I said I'd like to go to Thailand one day, she immediately assumed (correctly) that I'd like to go there for all the escorts available. And also she was kind of pissed that instead of being know for it's history, ancient temples and natural beauty, Thailand is instead one of the main destinations for sex tourism.

Stupid, right? I tend to go off on thoughts like this occasionally.