Worst chat up lines to TS girls

[Ms.Stepford]

You seem cool Mac, but you think there's such a word as transwoman

I have never swomanned a tran in my damned life, and I've never seen a blackwoman.

[TSBootyLondon]

If someone used on me 'my love for you is like diarrhea' he would instantly be faced with constipation!


What I find superb is that somewhere in this swarming metropolis called earth someone has used these on somebody!

[BellaBellucci]

'It's my first time.'

This invariably means that the guy is a bottom. Pass.

~BB~

[VictoriaVeil]

Oh, I don't know about that.

I've met some very nice people who were total Nervous Nellies at the bar.

And -

I've met some really nice people who were total jerks one foot out the door.

Slack first, [cum]shoot later. That's what I always say.

Duck Season.

[nysprod]

"Hey baby, is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

[BeardedOne]

Your so beautiful.. why dont you come drive to Alabama so we can be together? (I have heard this for nearly every state in the USA)

I'd be VERY surprised if Delawhere was one of them.

I think pick-up lines are entertaining... even the bad ones... and the crude ones. It's part of the fun of going out. Make me laugh and you're golden.

The only thing that I really dislike is when the first thing out of someone's mouth is, "Are you Japanese?" ... because I hate those slanty-eyed bitches.

Krissy, whenever TW and I go out to a Chinese restaurant she is invariably asked "What are you?". She, who is Korean/American and was born in Seoul, usually looks at them in bewilderment and replies "Um...Human?".

I liked the dating site radio commercials that included such pick-up lines as:

"Why don't you come over to my place, my parents are out of town."

[youngblood61]

We'll give you slack when you behave like a gentleman. #fairenough

I'm always a Gentleman Victoria!

[maxpower]

Honestly you'd be surprised. There are a lot of men who aren't classically attractive, but whom I find very sexy.

Sexy is an attitude.

Especially I like artists, musicians, and intellectual types, and I prefer older men -like late forties and fifties.

Not that young handsome studs with ripped abs and sweet cocks aren't welcome, but I usually D.E.N.N.I.S. them.

OK, I'll bite...D.E.N.N.I.S.?

[VictoriaVeil]

I'm always a Gentleman Victoria!

That behavior will get you treated quite well as a puppy

[youngblood61]

That behavior will get you treated quite well as a puppy

If this gets me in with you Victoria lovely.