Worst chat up lines to TS girls

[Prospero]

I felt sure it needs more than one witty remark to get you seriously interested Trixi. Looks, wit, and a lot more methinks

[Prospero]

Lol at Krispy re feet

[GroobyKrissy]

Lol at Krispy re feet

lol at Prespero re Krispy re feet.

[Rabbiteyes]

What works - (hint- it isn't really about the pick up line ~_~)

1 ) I gotta be attracted to them :P If a guy I'm not attracted to comes up and hits on me, it just won't work.... even if he is hilarious.

2 ) Confidence / power. This is a big one! I am attracted to "alpha" type of guys (and I mean real alphas, the ones who know they are in charge... not the ones who are disrespectful and putting on a fake show to try and mimic what their idea of a "strong man" is). Also in this is intelligence and being a "good person" (so not mistreating people).

Think of it this way. Who is more of a powerful figure - the crude construction worker who is aggressive and tries to just blindly get all over you? Or the calm and collected successful man who simply commands respect with a glance?

Other than that... it is pretty easy. Aggressive guys who also are aware and responsive to your reactions are perfect (being "too nice" can be a problem, and can be a sign they lack confidence to just take you).

If a guy is just after sex, it is a big turn off too. They are just mindless horny dogs ...not worth the time to even talk to them ~_~

[Prospero]

Sorry KRISSY. I am posting some of this on my iPhone and have fat fingers

[GroobyKrissy]

Sorry KRISSY. I am posting some of this on my iPhone and have fat fingers

I'm just teasin' ya... I am on Grammar Patrol today.

At least you spelled, "iPhone" correctly... I HATE it when people spell it Iphone . So you get a free spelling / grammar pass from me for the rest of the day. Use it wisely.

[Prospero]

I will tri krispy

[GroobyKrissy]

I will tri krispy

Oh god... now you're just toying with me. Must.Resist.Correcting.But.Just.Watched.Star.Trek. Documentary.And.Borg.Are.Calling.Resistance.Is.Fut ile.

Free pass, revoked.

[Prospero]

Predictive text doesn't help. Resistance is futon

[Prospero]

Ps are you a high school teacher?