I'm gonna save this one in a text file so I can reuse it.

[danthepoetman]

We've got a room thanks Trixi, and this is what we're drinking right now.

Care to join us?

Oh! fruity, peachy freshness on stone water!!! MMMMMMmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

This almost reach the level of sex in the scale of pleasures...

[Ms.Stepford]

Y'all are cute.

I could get Glenlivet at the liquor store at the corner, though, if we're going to trade pictures of bottles of scotch, I'd like some Oban, no rocks and a drop of water, thanks. Fuckin hell I'll smoke a pipe.

In other news, the last guy I mentioned in my previous post texted me at eleven this morning and I gave him exactly what he wanted in text and pictures. He's going to get off the plane to a pic of a puddle on my belly, and text me. He wants to take me out of town in a couple weeks, and then there's a yearly trip with my inner circle that I can't skip town before, so it looks like I'm going to be able to lay low before I skip town out west, get some work done, and re-emerge somewhere I won't be the only local girl on Eros.

And yes, if my man is reading this, I know he's rock hard because I'm talking about him.

Sex fucking magic I'm working. Genuine pornomancy, but I'm also freaking out because I don't want to leave home. I'll just pay a few months rent and give some cash to my friends for bills so that it won't be cheaper to have someone else there in my two rooms, and then I can visit sometimes...

[Ms.Stepford]

As for my writing, I figure there's enough fake and whack ass tranny hooker threads around here, that I could bring another real one.

[dderek123]

My personal favourite whiskey



Ms. Stepford you are hella cool

[robertlouis]

My personal favourite whiskey

It's WHISKY you fuckwit, Derek!!!!

There's no "e" in scotch, it helps to differentiate it from the other shite.

And I grew up 10 miles from Auchentoshan Distillery.

Whisky on one side of the road, the crematorium on the other. And so the circle of life and death is complete.

[nysprod]

I think there's a bit of confusion in this thread...good whisky is for older guys who want to sit around talking about the good old days...tequila is what you give a tgirl in order to turn her into a wild, sex-crazed freak.

Just wanted to clear that up.

[dderek123]

It's WHISKY you fuckwit, Derek!!!!

There's no "e" in scotch, it helps to differentiate it from the other shite.

I apologize for the poor spelling. I had a hard enough time spelling Auchentoshan correctly. Can I have some whisky now?

And I grew up 10 miles from Auchentoshan Distillery.

Whisky on one side of the road, the crematorium on the other. And so the circle of life and death is complete.

Well maybe that's their secret! The ashes of dead alcoholics lends to the delicate flavour that makes Auchentoshan so unique.

But I want to try all of these.



I'll even pretend to know what I'm talking about while I'm hammered. Good times.

[danthepoetman]

My personal favourite whiskey

It's WHISKY you fuckwit, Derek!!!!
There's no "e" in scotch, it helps to differentiate it from the other shite.

Check my signature, Derek...

Shite the others are indeed... Nothing but Single Malt Scotch Whisky gets into my mouth, except some Johnny Walker when there's no single in a bar, Black Label as much as possible, or maybe the vatted Green. I'm in much better health than most drinker for that reason.
My favourites are the Lagavulin 16 yrs, the Macalan, 18 yrs when I feel like paying that much, and the Cragganmore. Ardbeg is not far behind and also Laphroaig...
Auchentoshan is an adorable dram, Derek! I love its fresh, flowery tones and its irrisistible apple perfume. One of the rare distilleries still alive in the Lowlands...

Ms Stepford, any time you wish to share with us more bits of fiction in your delightful, expressive, colourful and talented writing, I'll be in for the ride, whether it's melancholy, rage, joy or sadness!

[Ms.Stepford]

I think there's a bit of confusion in this thread...good whisky is for older guys who want to sit around talking about the good old days...tequila is what you give a tgirl in order to turn her into a wild, sex-crazed freak.

Just wanted to clear that up.

You're, like, almost half right.

It's a percentage of girls, both cis and trans that party like I do.
There are a lot of us, but most be people are actually too boring to have that kind of fun, both cis and trans.

[dderek123]

Check my signature, Derek...

Shite the others are indeed... Nothing but Single Malt Scotch Whisky gets into my mouth, except some Johnny Walker when there's no single in a bar, Black Label as much as possible, or maybe the vatted Green.

Well color me enlightened Dan and Robert! I'm guilty of drinking some of the poorest selection of whiskeys known to man during my time in Thailand.

First there is good ole Sangsom.



Best served by a Thai lady in a short skirt and tight shirt along with a bucket of ice and a few bottles of Chang soda water. The Thais drink a finger of it with ice filled up to the brim of the cup and then soda water to fill in the gaps.

Oh and Sangsom is actually a Rum. But the Thais call it whiskey anyways. Fucked if I know why.

Next up is Blend 285 (sang bat hah).



Now this stuff was about 40 baht cheaper than Sangsom. But it tasted like it should be given away for free even when mixed with a generous amount of ice and soda water. For me this was the drink of choice during the last few days until payday. Best served as you would a bottle of Sangsom.

Where I didn't venture was Hong Tong, Lao Kao or Ya Dong. I'm not sure if these are actual whiskeys because the Thai people I've met would use the word whiskey quite loosely. The stories I've heard of the hangovers from those poisons were enough to keep me away from the stuff. Also the stuff would be available at the side of the road and usually served by a bitter old lady who would try to trick you in to human trafficking (is that a real verb?) somebody to Germany or Holland.




I had plenty of good times in Thailand but you had to keep your wits about you.