Girls/Guys: Did you ever face a dangerous situation?

[loren]

Nope. He killed her in Van Nuys. With a knife in her house. She had called LAPD and I think after the fact they probably did a fairly decent job writing up the report and drawing a chalk outline around her body.

Sucks to hear that. I had a cop tell me point-blank, that his job wasn't to prevent me (or anyone for that matter) being murdered. His job was to arrest the person suspected of killing me.

That being said, your safety is in your hands alone.

[Dino Velvet]

Sucks to hear that. I had a cop tell me point-blank, that his job wasn't to prevent me (or anyone for that matter) being murdered. His job was to arrest the person suspected of killing me.

That being said, your safety is in your hands alone.

Some good mop-up there. I have enough friends that are cops and unanimously they always mention the need to be able to look out for yourself until they get there. Five minutes can be an eternity even if the response time is that good. What's that song? 911 Is A Joke?

Here is what that fella said. I bet he voted for Barry too.

Hit me
Going, going, gone
Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
Don't you see how late they're reactin'
They only come and they come when they wanna
So get the morgue embalm the goner
They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway
They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed
I know you stumble with no use people
If your life is on the line they you're dead today
Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha
I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
I can prove it to you watch the rotation
It all adds up to a funky situation
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

911 is a joke

Everyday they don't never come correct
You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
He's a witness to the job never bein' done
He would've been in full in 8 9-11
Was a joke 'cause they always jokin'
They the token to your life when it's croakin'
They need to be in a pawn shop on a
911 is a joke we don't want 'em
I call a cab 'cause a cab will come quicker
The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
The reason that I say that 'cause they
Flick you off like fleas
They be laughin' at ya while you're crawlin' on your knees
And to the strength so go the length
Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
You better wake up and smell the real flavor
Cause 911 is a fake life saver

So get up, get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

Ow, ow 911 is a joke