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    Freudian Slip Platinum Poster Wendy Summers's Avatar
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    Default I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic

    So last night I finished webcamming on iFriends (shameless plug), and I decided to unwind by making myself an Iced Coffee with Vodka and to watch some episodes of Scrubs on netflix. I woke up this morning and realized the glass was untouched still sitting full on my nightstand.

    On the plus side I had some great sex dreams about Dr. Cox... I'm pretty sure he'd be an amazing fuck. Anyone with anger issues like that usually fucks hard.

    So, who else fails at the whole lush thing?



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    Default Re: I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic

    not me i am a complete lush


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    Freudian Slip Platinum Poster Wendy Summers's Avatar
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    Default Re: I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic

    Quote Originally Posted by cassieukts View Post
    not me i am a complete lush
    I like one beer queers...

    Actually I like anyone i can take advantage of ... er.. I mean have fun with.



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    Default Re: I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic

    Too much alcohol in an erotic context often produces what we in the UK call "brewers droop." I don't know if the phrase has made it across the big water.



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    Default Re: I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic

    Quote Originally Posted by Prospero View Post
    Too much alcohol in an erotic context often produces what we in the UK call "brewers droop." I don't know if the phrase has made it across the big water.
    Honestly, I've only gotten to the state of drunkenness 3 times in my entire life. Every time she had no issues rising to the occasion .



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    Default Re: I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic

    I shamelessly excel at it



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    Default Re: I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic

    Been taking a month off to let my tolerance go back down, went out last friday for the first time, 5 capt and cokes and 3 shots later in two hours.....only a buzz......was pissed!


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    Default Re: I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic

    I like being a drunk more than an alcoholic, because I don't have to go to those meetings. LOL


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    Sweet dreams!





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    Default Re: I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic

    I never drink. I would rather spend the money on comic books. I get drunk off the fresh ink smells!



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