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07-17-2012 #1
I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic
So last night I finished webcamming on iFriends (shameless plug), and I decided to unwind by making myself an Iced Coffee with Vodka and to watch some episodes of Scrubs on netflix. I woke up this morning and realized the glass was untouched still sitting full on my nightstand.
On the plus side I had some great sex dreams about Dr. Cox... I'm pretty sure he'd be an amazing fuck. Anyone with anger issues like that usually fucks hard.
So, who else fails at the whole lush thing?
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07-17-2012 #2
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not me i am a complete lush
How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her!
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07-17-2012 #3
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07-17-2012 #4
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Too much alcohol in an erotic context often produces what we in the UK call "brewers droop." I don't know if the phrase has made it across the big water.
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07-17-2012 #5
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07-17-2012 #6
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I shamelessly excel at it
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07-17-2012 #7
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Been taking a month off to let my tolerance go back down, went out last friday for the first time, 5 capt and cokes and 3 shots later in two hours.....only a buzz......was pissed!
"If you ain't Laughin, You ain't Livin" -Carlos Mencia
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07-17-2012 #8
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I like being a drunk more than an alcoholic, because I don't have to go to those meetings. LOL
Just because I'm telling you this story doesn't mean that I'm alive at the end of it.
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07-17-2012 #9
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Sweet dreams!
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07-17-2012 #10
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I never drink. I would rather spend the money on comic books. I get drunk off the fresh ink smells!
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