how do you deal with TV commercials?

[whiteitalianchocolate36]

Seeing as I wasn't being sarcastic... you're probably right. Just an observation on your serious reply to a non-serious post on the NSA acronym.

[sarcasm]Either that or you just suck at telling jokes... so don't post in that thread.[/sarcasm] LOL [more sarcasm](Whatever the heck that means.)[/more sarcasm]

SMH what a mess LOL

[Amy Gray]

No Such Asians.

Wait, you mean you aren't sweet and docile?! You're ruining all my fantasies!

[GroobyKrissy]

SMH what a mess LOL

LOL. That is so funny. LOL. I <3 TXTr's who try 2 write. LOL.

Anyway, not trying to start anything. I just find it funny when people take a quote and post a serious reply to it without realizing the joke. Then make it worse when they don't just fess up to not getting it at first. That was all I was pointing out.

Everyone else, consider these last few posts a commercial and look away. Now, back to your regular programming.

[GroobyKrissy]

Wait, you mean you aren't sweet and docile?! You're ruining all my fantasies!

Now see... this is how it is done.

[Amy Gray]

Now see... this is how it is done.

What? I was serious.

[GroobyKrissy]

What? I was serious.

Btw, on a only slightly related note, why the hell do japanese girls scream during sex in pornos like they're being gut punched by a battering ram? It's like the most unsexy thing in existence.

Slightly related is right.

Well, Hon... I suppose you would have to ask them. I am Korean and contrary to popular belief although we all look totally alike, all Asians do not share one hive mind like the Borg. If we did, all the problems in the Universe would no doubt have been solved long ago.

And, since it is only, "like" the most unsexy thing in existence, I am curious as to what exactly IS the most unsexy thing in existence? Don't you hate that? I had a grammar teacher who always corrected us every damn time we used the word "like".

[bassman2546]

People have to realize today that TV is commercials with a television show weaved throughout them. Sitcomes are 22 minutes of the half hour and expect this to drop as the years pass. Reality television is worse because they can edit and imput whatever they want and get away with it. I watched an episode of Hell's Kitchen and not only was the footage 42 minutes of the hour, but when they returned from commericals they would take a minute each time to summarize what I already watched. Do they think people are just tuning in after a commercial? I don't need the summary. Take away eight more minutes from this and the actual footage of the show is a pathetic 34 minutes. Absolutely ridiculous. The consumer is being screwed over worse than ever by the entertainment business.

[GroobyKrissy]

What? I was serious.

Ha Ha... I caught your edit!

[GroobyKrissy]

People have to realize today that TV is commercials with a television show weaved throughout them. Sitcomes are 22 minutes of the half hour and expect this to drop as the years pass. Reality television is worse because they can edit and imput whatever they want and get away with it. I watched an episode of Hell's Kitchen and not only was the footage 42 minutes of the hour, but when they returned from commericals they would take a minute each time to summarize what I already watched. Do they think people are just tuning in after a commercial? I don't need the summary. Take away eight more minutes from this and the actual footage of the show is a pathetic 34 minutes. Absolutely ridiculous. The consumer is being screwed over worse than ever by the entertainment business.

I TOTALLY agree with the point about summaries. I hate the recaps that have become commonplace on shows now... "previously on..." Well, there goes a good 2-5 minutes that you could have spent on the actual show.

[Amy Gray]

Ha Ha... I caught your edit!

I edited it because I suspected you were going to make the comment about not being japenese. My comment was more to the whole "docile Asian" thing. Guys seem to go for the whole docile japenese girl stereotype in porn and I'm trying to figure out if gutwrenching screams is part of the whole "cute look".

And yes, it IS like the most unsexy thing on earth thank you very much! [GRUMBLE]Damn spelling bee Asians[/GRUMBLE]

The most unsexy thing on earth would be this