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    Default Best blowjob you ever had...............................

    This has probably been asked too many times, but I did a brief search and couldn't find it, so...............................unless it's buried in the archives

    What's the best blowjob you ever had?
    and if you feel like responding: where was it, share some of the story if not all, funny or not let's hear about it.


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    well i was 13 or 14 in my first year of high school.... i had found my stepfathers compilation tape he made....like the movie "boner jams" in the 40yr old virgin.... so i was sleeping downstairs in my basement cause it was the summer and it was cooler down there..so i was basically having a solo marathon with myself , lmao.....so anyways i hear the garage door opener go up and im like "oh shit" ... my sis runs by me, shit drunk upstairs to the bathroom(she must of passed out upstaris)...she doesnt see me , but her friend comes by and sits on the fold out bed that im on , while she waits for my sister....she doesnt reaize at first that im fully hard , laying ass naked with porn playing on the big wooden tv, lmao...well she was pretty drunk also and she gave me my first professional ....i guess thats why i seem to gravitate to older women , lol


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    my all time favorite was this chick I dated shortly after I'd started my 1st job.............

    she kicked her little sister out of her parent's house and sent her down the block to play and just pulled it out and went to town................ girl was an animal

    she did this thing with her tongue..................nevermind


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    Best one I got was just the other day. It started off with a challenge that she could make me cum within three minutes. Knowing myself that this would never happen, I took the challenge. Fastest I've ever finished before with just a bj was about 30 minutes. This is somewhat of a curse for me since most girls seem to give up before I'm done.

    Anyway, I beat her challenge and lasted about 15 minutes, it was great, she had some really good skills. She liked that I lasted that long too since she said most guys can't last three minutes with her.



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    current G/F.
    About 5 month into our relationship, she came home early from work and i was asleep on the couch. Lets just say I woke up and was a very happy man 10 min later.


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    Nice, Bigguy: you lasted a lot longer than she expected, but she also made you cum much sooner than you expected. She must be good. I know the curse of which you speak, as that is most often the case with me: 5 or 10 minutes in and the girl's pleading, "cum for me, cum for me," but it's going to take another 20 or 30 to happen.

    There are some girls who will go the distance, though, and my best bj ever was my first encounter with the first TS I ever made love with, a stunning escort. This is a girl who would outlast me every time: we would screw for an hour and a half, in every position, swapping top and bottom, and I would be exhuasted and she'd be like "more! don't quit on me now!"

    Anyway, that first time was the fulfillment of 20 years of admiring TS in film and photos (long before that thing called the world wide web, lol). She is gorgeous, a woman who could've stepped in for Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman any time, with long legs, 38DD boobs, smooth skill, great ass, beautiful eyes and lips and all. When we started, she asked what I liked to do, and I told her that I love to give and receive head (oh my misspent bisexual youth).

    So she said, "show me what you've got" and I went down on her 7.5" thick cock. She said I was good, then proceded to show me how it's done. I think that time I lasted about 12 minutes, when she made me erupt like Mount St. Helens, drenching me, her, and the bed with a week's worth of cum. I lay there shaking afterwards, completely drained. Not only the best bj of my life, but one of the best sexual experiences I've ever had.



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    this is gonna sound weird, but has anyone ever got head from a toothless chick...i met this hot girl one time and you know, eh, one thing lead to a blowjob and turns out, she had dentures; car accident as a kid or something if you're curious...but holy shit, a blowjob without them chompers was fuckin' a-plus type shit..no joke.


    sittin on more green than lawn chairs........... polticians got lipstick on their collar, the media started to holler, but i don't give a fuck who they screwing in private, i wanna know who they screwing in public

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    I once read in the Playboy Advisor about a wife who had all of her teeth removed so that she could give the ultimate blowjob to her husband as you describe. Just a LEETLE extreme to me.....



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    Mr. Moderator, Who is that pretty girl dancing on all your post?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigguy
    Best one I got was just the other day. It started off with a challenge that she could make me cum within three minutes. Knowing myself that this would never happen, I took the challenge. Fastest I've ever finished before with just a bj was about 30 minutes. This is somewhat of a curse for me since most girls seem to give up before I'm done.

    Anyway, I beat her challenge and lasted about 15 minutes, it was great, she had some really good skills. She liked that I lasted that long too since she said most guys can't last three minutes with her.
    nah

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