I found out I'm a transvestite predator today

[Dino Velvet]

Her back teeth were really floatin'. Probably barely made it.

[danthepoetman]

Her back teeth were really floatin'. Probably barely made it.

[Dino Velvet]

Horrible bedwetter. So soaked the bed isn't visible anymore. Probably orders a pitcher of beer and asks the bartender for one straw. Everyone knows a gal like that.

[christianxxx]

i guess the peeing standing up joke was too obvious

[danthepoetman]

i guess the peeing standing up joke was too obvious

Indeed: I have a hard time imagining Amy doing that...

[christianxxx]

man that joke went right over your head. hilarious

[Rabbiteyes]

Indeed: I have a hard time imagining Amy doing that...

I dunno why, she has the equipment...and it is easier / faster that way... sooooo.....

[danthepoetman]

man that joke went right over your head. hilarious

"Over" mine? So I guess it was under yours. But then again, so many of your interventions comes from the bottom one, Christian...

[danthepoetman]

I dunno why, she has the equipment...and it is easier / faster that way... sooooo.....

I guess I'm lifting the toilet seat so much I just can't figure you girls not doing it sitting... lol

[envivision]

. I stopped at this little hole in the wall in northern Maryland that makes the BEST calzones.

That was your first mistake. Get out of that God forsaken dumphole and move west.