I found out I'm a transvestite predator today

[Amy Gray]

So, I actually found the whole situation today rather amusing and thought I'd share it. I stopped at this little hole in the wall in northern Maryland that makes the BEST calzones. This place has two single occupant bathrooms, one male bathroom and one female.

Anyways, I go to use the women's bathroom, probably in there for all of two minutes and I hear someone jiggle the doorknob. I ignore it and about 15 seconds later there's a click and the door opens. This lady goes to use the bathroom, finds the door locked and in her infinite wisdom she decided to ask one of the employees for the key rather than... well, assume someone is using the bathroom.

She must have caught a glimpse of something because she literally FREAKS and rushes out of the bathroom. I smirk and finish up but I can hear her kicking up a storm with the cashier complaining about how she's shocked they allow transvestites in the women's bathroom and how I could be a sexual predator (I guess predators lock themselves in single occupant bathrooms a lot). To the cashier's credit she came up to me and apologized for the woman's behavior which earned both of us a glare of contempt.

The part I find REALLY funny is before she walked in on me in the bathroom she was really nice to me and commenting how much she loved my necklace. People get worked up by the silliest things.

[maddygirl]

Lol, sounds like a nice lady <3

[danthepoetman]

But how in hell did she learned you were a transsexual girl?

That's not just ignorant, of course, but also totally classless of her. It's in fact disgusting. People like that often don't even realize how much their own behavior make them much more obnoxious and vile than their disdain should signify about you.

[Prospero]

Because Amy was jacking off? Lol. Amy you are proof. What a deviant and depraved creature you are. I HAVE to meet you

[danthepoetman]

Because Amy was jacking off? Lol. Amy you are proof. What a deviant and depraved creature you are. I HAVE to meet you

Oups! o-o! I didn't get it! Thanks, Prospero!

[Amy Gray]

Oups! o-o! I didn't get it! Thanks, Prospero!

LOL! Prospero was just being a dork, I wasn't jacking off (I'd have been in there for at close to an hour if I was). I was just using the toilet and she walked in on me when she unlocked the door. *rolls eyes*

It's funny because she was more embarrassed than I was! I should have asked her if she liked what she saw but I didn't want to cause a problem for the place since I love their food.

[GroobyKrissy]

You should have just bent her over and given her a good fuck. Sounds like she probably needs it.

Just kidding of course. I don't condone forced sex in any circumstance unless it is Wendy Summers using your tight hole.

[runround04]

Props to the employee, and we should all be so lucky to catch a glimpse.

[Idt20082008"]

Amy, if I ever see you go into a bathroom and lock the door, I'm getting the key and locking the door behind me - and I won't scream no matter WHAT I see (or you do!)

[Prospero]

A dork!!!! I was expressing a deep and passionate desire to do unspeakably dirty things with you, young lady.